The scenario of the corporate party for March 8 is cool. The scenario of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy-tale kingdom" in verse, competitions and musical accompaniment to them

Our dear WOMEN!

Today you have the most favorable and happiest day for you according to the "male" horoscope, i.e.:

Day of joy and beauty

All over the earth he gives to women

Your smiles and flowers!!!

What is the holiday of congratulations? And the first congratulations expressed a desire to present our dear women, our respected leader ... He had the first word.

Dear colleagues! If March 8 is a holiday for women, then for men it is most likely a headache!

After all, women have many worries,

But dividing them by a year,

You will get less than three hundred times,

What a burden that has fallen on us! -

Men this one day!

Although the blizzards have not swept away yet,

But after another drink,

Our souls are warm

And happy hearts.

Let the winter be full of excitement

Spring has come to us today!

And we wish you happiness!

The third toast "For Love!" No wonder people say - "LOVE is a toothache in the heart!" And now the head of the transport department will share with us this love, or his pain, ...!

Dear ladies!

We could praise you until the morning!

However, it's time to get down to business.

It's time to give gifts!

As our most weighty argument!

We have already presented some of the gifts to you today, but the rest you need to earn by participating in some contests. In other words, we need to recoup for February 23!

So the first competition, not even a competition, but summing up the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.

To do this, you need to write the following 5 questions on a piece of paper and give them to women so that they answer questions asked and draw preliminary conclusions. You can change the questions as you wish or add your own options.

Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:

1. You came home, and an unfamiliar man is sleeping on your bed. Your actions (out of all the respondents, all but one said to lie down next to him, and only one decided to put him out the door, so guys shake your mustache whoever has it)

2. You come to work, and another worker is sitting in your place. Your actions

(There are many options in this direction, but they can be grouped into approximately three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they will be surprised, but they will sit next to each other, 3. they will ask to work for themselves, but for free)

3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions

(50% expressed a desire to change partners, 30% also decided to run away, and the rest to take measures to pay for dinner, but in different ways)

4. You bought hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it was green, but you don’t have time to repaint before the reception. Your actions.

(here the women wished to remain in the same socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in the same wig, but there were also modest ones - they wished to remain in dresses, but all these items of clothing must necessarily match the color of their hair. Moreover, one of of women would dare to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go in what they eat and how they eat, on this moment)

5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors have a big party that keeps you awake anyway. Your actions

(Some of the women remained indifferent and gathered to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the sound of the TV louder, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to score an arrow to their neighbors and debrief, moreover, one of these 40% decided on a “wet business”, and only two women don’t care about a neighbor’s party - they decided to just relax)

6. You came to work and you were told about a 10-fold increase in salary. Your actions

(almost all women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and think that April 1 has come, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to get her colleagues drunk, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So ... think about whether women should raise their salaries, maybe they can give it to men who, on the contrary, are ready to work even better as one!

The generalized results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men thought the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men - at least in our thoughts! And that's good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the management of the department needs to load them more with additional work.

Therefore, a toast is proposed to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundant and of course dear women!

Ladies and gentlemen! We are all to women, but we are addressing women. And let's turn to our men: "Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary that you receive now?" And I thought everyone was happy. I propose to those who are dissatisfied to give their salaries to our colleagues - women, and to work for free themselves. It always turns out how to share - so everything is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we smoothly move on to another competition:

Theater competition: Jury all men

4-6 women are invited and are invited to portray the following:

1. portray a feminist

2. portray a man-hater

3. portray a prostitute

4. portray a woman - an official

A prize for the winner and a consolation prize for the rest

The word for congratulations is...

It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dear ones! At whatever age you are, you will always remain the better half of humanity.

We propose to hold a Culinary Contest, for this I will now name each letter from the alphabet, and you, dear women, will have to name the dishes, within one minute, which one of you will name more, she won!

Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping vowels, and for those who don't have enough consonants, we'll give a vowel. Started:

B, C, D, D, F, Z, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, C, H, W, W,

Prize winner.

We expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally ..., and along with all the other women.

Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are invited to apply Special attention on their neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are being filled, I propose to hold another competition called

BUTT (or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")

All women alternately say the word "Butt" or "I want a man!" with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, and so on. in a circle clockwise from me, the leader. The one who speaks the loudest wins, i.e. after it, no one will dare to say (shout) yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is held, you should say: "Hello, we called you."

The winner is a prize, and wishes to congratulate the rest ...

Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most dexterous, 4-6 people are invited

Competition "Tear a piece of paper"

With one hand, right or left, it doesn’t matter - to tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is stretched forward, you can’t help with your free hand. Who will do the job less.

And so they began. The most clever prize, We have not yet congratulated ...

ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS:

PRIZE IN MYSTERIES

The prize is taken, wrapped in paper. The content of any riddle is glued onto the wrapper. Turns around again. And the riddle is stuck again. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The host gives a prize wrapped in ten wrappers into the hands of one. The player removes one wrapper, sees the riddle, reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says a riddle, if not, he reads the riddle aloud, whoever guessed it, gets the right to further expand the prize and everything continues according to the same scheme. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.

DRAWING BY CONCEPTS

For the game you need sheets of paper and pencils according to the number of those present. Each guest is given this set of a young artist and a card with the concept - the funnier, the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words or letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The one whose concept was guessed wins.

Maternity hospital (a woman is given a note with the parameters of the child - weight, gender, height, and even a name)

Two people are playing. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The husband's task is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the wife's task is to explain all this to her husband with signs, because. the thick double-glazed windows of the hospital ward keep out sound. See what gestures the wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.

ROLL

This game will help to get to know all your guests. Guests sitting at the table pass a roll of toilet paper in a circle. Each guest tears off as many scraps as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a stack of scraps, the host announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.

CANDLE DUY - APPLE CHEW

Two volunteers are called, preferably guys who are well acquainted with each other. The rest stand around and pretend to be a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who will eat their apple faster. But you can only eat an apple when your candle is burning. And the opponent can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.

WILD BEACH

The players get into pairs. The host invites everyone to the "wild beach", where dances are announced. The dancers are given records (one for men, three for women) - “in order to intimate parts did not excite vacationers on the beach. Music sounds, dancing begins. During the dance, players need not to lose a single record, and for this they have to dance closely clinging to each other.

All words belong to the Leader.
Prologue "The main miracle of the seven miracles."
The song of L. Uspenskaya "A very beautiful woman" sounds. Choreographic number. On the screen are slides of reproductions of the seven wonders of the world, between which there are reproductions of the best creations of artists and sculptors dedicated to women, or one slide - "Gioconda" by Leonardo da Vinci. The leader comes out and watches the dance.

Host (after the dance): Beauty... Beauty is a special feeling, it is something unearthly, magical, wonderful... There are even famous seven wonders of the world in the world. Of course you know what!

He approaches the guests with a microphone and asks them to name the miracle of the world known to them. Few people know all the wonders (the Egyptian pyramids, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Colossus of Rhodes, the Lighthouse of Foros, the statue of Zeus in Olympia, the Temple of Artemis in Ephesus, the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus).

The facilitator lists them.
And for many centuries people have been looking for the eighth wonder of the world. And they assign this “title” to various phenomena. But there are still seven miracles. And what, in your opinion, is the eighth wonder of the world? .. For a hint, look at these charming girls from show ballet. Of course! For the strong half of humanity, the indisputable eighth wonder of the world was, is and remains a woman! Is this the eighth wonder of the world? Maybe first and foremost? (Approaches one of the men.) Which miracle is more important for you: the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus or your wife? (To another man.) Foros lighthouse or your girlfriend? Is this already a wife? Especially. Will you change it for a lighthouse? .. Who has a mother-in-law? .. (Approaches the answerer.) Pyramids of Egypt can be more wonderful than your mother-in-law? Not? The pyramids are far away, but the amazing, kind and caring mother-in-law is always there. You can admire it every minute, and you don’t need to buy a ticket to Egypt. I announce a vote among men. Who is for the fact that a woman is the main wonder of the world? Unanimously! Therefore, the first toast to the main wonder of the world. For beautiful ladies!

Song for lovely ladies. Dancing male choreographic team.

Our dear women, congratulations ...

On the screen is a video of congratulations from a famous man - the mayor, governor or some celebrity.
The first episode of "The First Miracle. Black eyes".

The woman herself is the seven wonders.
When men look at a woman, what do they pay attention to? What attracts a woman? We interviewed 100 men. They asked one question: “What
Does a man pay attention when meeting a woman? We received seven answers.
On a large form, the answers are sealed so that you can easily open any line. The answers to the 3rd table are as follows:
Eyes - 25;
Smile - 20:
Hairstyle - 15;
Grace - 14;
Name -14;
Housekeeping - 12.
If the projection is on the screen, then the lines are opened by a computer version.
I'm talking to lovely ladies. Guess what men appreciate you for. Whoever guesses the first three lines wins prizes.
Music. Take out prizes, place them in the form of an exposition. The host invites women who guessed the words of the first three lines of the table.
And the table shows that the first miracle of a woman is her eyes! There is even an anecdote: “I want to meet a woman with charming eyes. I'll reply to your email with a photo. Landscapes do not send. Let's see what kind of eyes our heroines have, and start the Charming Eyes contest! What do women do with their eyes when they like a man?.. They shoot! And now, whoever shoots them more interestingly will receive the title of "Charming Eyes"! We shoot at some man. Choose the man you will shoot.
Women choose a "male target". And we will choose the jury. Dear
men, remember what songs there are about women's eyes?
For example, “Charming eyes”, “Ah, these black eyes”, “Black eyes”, etc. The Host invites the three men who answered to the jury, having previously asked to sing a few lines from the song named.
(To one of the women who came out.) What is your name? .. Who is your target? .. Get ready ... How to shoot? What gun?! We shoot eyes. We blink, we wink, we grimace. You know it better. We shoot!
When "shooting" phonograms of shots, explosions, machine-gun bursts.
It was a shootout. And now the final shot! Shoot!
All three women shoot. It's good to show it all close-up on the screen.
Dear jury, who, in your opinion, deserves the title of "Charming Eyes"?
The winner is determined.
The title of "Miss Charming Eyes" is awarded to ... (name) Applause! You choose the prize yourself at this opening day of the prizes. Jury toast! I beg!

The presenter reduces the toasts from the jury to one: "To charming eyes and beautiful ladies"! The song "Dark Eyes" sounds.

Dear women, congratulatory telegrams came to us for the evening from public organizations. The first telegram from motorists. She's kind of special. Not all terms are familiar to me. You can't do without a connoisseur-car enthusiast here. Men, who understands anything about a car? Who can distinguish two foreign cars? "Mercedes" and "Zaporozhets", for example? Help me. (Invites a car enthusiast.)

1. Good foreign car? (Any answer is accepted.)
2. What are the signs on the roads called? (Road signs.)
3. Policeman on the road? (traffic police inspector.)
4. Car glass in front? (Windshield.)
5. What is the best engine oil? (Any answer is accepted.)
6. Which node in the car turns on the speed? (Transmission.)
7. Where is the car driven at night? (Garage with cellar.)
8. The biggest car? (KamAZ, BelAZ.)
9. Where is the water in the motor cooled? (In the radiator.)

The facilitator reads out the text of the congratulatory address. “Today, on this beautiful day, you, dear women, are as elegant as ... (car brand). All men today look at you with admiration, as if ... (road signs). You are beautiful, like ... (traffic police inspector), you are dear to us, like ... ( windshield), are loved like (brand of engine oil). You are gentle, like ... (gearbox), irreplaceable, like ... (garage with a cellar). You are always at the heart, like a driver's
certificate. Be always healthy, as ... (KamAZ). Your ne'er-do-wells… (radiators)."
Thank you car enthusiast! We just figured out how a woman attracts a man. But how does a man conquer a woman? We interviewed one hundred and fifty women. I have a spreadsheet in my hand. Men guess. The top three who guess the top lines win prizes!
The following rows are closed in the table:
Wealth - 67;
Beauty - 29;
Solidity - 19;
Erudition - 18;
Generosity - 10;
Housekeeping - 7.

The host invites three men.

Here we will determine the richest of you. The first competition "Who has more wallet"! Because the larger the wallet, the more money it contains. Present your wallet or purse. Maybe someone has money in a stocking?.. You have the largest wallet, and you are already in the final of the competition.
If there is no purse, money is presented. If there is no money, you need to find the largest bill in the hall in 20 seconds.
The second competition is "Money down the drain." There are two who did not qualify for the final. Here is a banknote - 10 rubles. Blow on it to make it fly. The banknote flew farthest from ... (name) And you lost. There is nothing to throw money away so far. Take I X1iz and save money further. Thank you. And we have the final! The rich are often said to be the coolest. We choose the coolest. Who will scroll the hoop at the waist longer. Three tries each.
The leader counts until the hoop stops or falls. On the next attempts, the count continues further. Revealed "cool".
Here he is, the coolest man! Accept prizes... Your main prize is a dance with "Miss Charming Eyes"! But first, say a toast from "cool".

After the toast, the song "Charming Eyes" sounds.
"Cool" and "Miss Charming Eyes" are dancing. Anyone can join them, because a dance tour is being announced.
dance block.
The second episode "The second miracle is a smile".

Friends, I remind you that the second miracle of a woman is a smile. Remember the expression "Gioconda's smile"? Show us the Gioconda smile...
Slide reproduction of Mona Lisa.
Dear ladies, who wrote this masterpiece? Right! Leonardo da Vinci. Go for the prize. And what other artists do you know who painted the beautiful smile of a woman?
Answer options: N. Kramskoy "Unknown", S. Botticelli "The Birth of Venus", etc. The two women who answered go out to the Host.
Here they are - connoisseurs of a seductive female smile. Let's start the photo session "Gioconda's Smile"! Smile for the camera lens. He smiles first... What is your name? One photographer asks a client:
- Girl, do you want big or small photos?
- Small ones.
- Then you shouldn't smile. And you, dear ladies, need to smile! At least a smile will come in. Let's practice first. And now a photo. Smile!

Soundtrack of laughter. This is how all three women are photographed. Close-ups on the screen.
“We choose the smile of Gioconda by the applause of men. She was the first to smile... Applause!
The winner is determined.
You are awarded the title of "Miss Gioconda Smile". Choose prizes, you all smiled beautifully.
Music. Participants of the competition choose prizes.
And for our Mona Lisa sings ... Vocal number.
(To someone in the hall.) Young man, do you agree with common solution? (With any answer.) And smile yourself ... Oh! With such a smile, you simply need this prize - "Orbit"!
He invites two more men with a smile that requires Orbit.
Smile... Great. Do you remember that for a woman in second place is male beauty. Now we will determine the most beautiful of you. Let's do a photo test. Give me the Tantamore.
They take out a tantamorescu - a picture or photo in the growth of a person. On it is a bodybuilder in the same swimming trunks, with beautiful body. Instead of a face - an oval neckline.
The task is very simple. You come up behind the picture, put your head in the cutout, the photographer takes a picture, and you get a great photo. But you need to say while photographing: “I am the most beautiful guy!” Will determine the winner of Gioconda. Please go behind the picture.

The men go behind the painting. Gam distracts them, reminding them to shout very loudly "I'm the most beautiful guy!" And at this time, the first layer is removed from the picture, and already in the picture is a mermaid or a very thin man. You can prepare /, each man has his own picture. There is a competition. The host asks to shout gently, with a Georgian accent, etc.
Gioconda solution? The most beautiful ... (name) Accept prizes, and we are waiting for a toast from the first handsome man of our holiday.
Toast from the winner. The host announces a white dance.
The third episode of "Wonder Curls".
I have in my hands a congratulatory address from the Society of Fishermen. There is one among you who can distinguish a crucian from a sprat in tomato sauce? Go here, help me understand the terms.
The “fisherman” is asked questions, the answers are recorded.
1. What kind of fish do you usually catch?
2. Good nozzle?
3. What is the most delicious fried fish?
4. What are the types of rods? (The one most exotic is chosen.)
5. At what dawn is the bite better?
6. Brand of inflatable boat?
7. Line diameter? (Largest diameter.)
8. Shark hook number?
9. Valuable breed fish?
10. Consultant's name?
The facilitator reads a congratulatory address.

“You, our dearly beloved ... (name of the fish)! We adore you like ... (nozzle). You are so gentle, like ... (title fried fish), slender, like ... (rod), temperamental, like a bite on ... dawn. It’s good with you, like with a boat ... (brand of the boat). We would like to give you a fishing line for ... (diameter) and hooks number ... This is the most expensive thing we have. Happy holiday, our dear ones ... (name of the fish). Your mirror carp… (consultant's name)."
Thanks fishermen. Thanks carp. And another toast from you. It can be fishing, but dedicated to the Eighth of March.
For example: "To our dear goldfish." Hairstyle show.
One of the wonders of a woman is her hair. Short original hairstyle or long hair, yes still and curly! It is adored by all men of all nations. Once a Chukchi came to Moscow, he came up to a policeman:
- Help, friend, find one woman. I have a photo.
- Are you stunned? It's Lomonosov!
- So what?! I like this. What curls!
And now I want to give a gift to the most curly woman on our holiday. I ask the tables to put forward their candidacies.
The curliest woman is invited
for the prize, and stays close to
Leading.
The ideal woman was considered to be the one whose hair was up to the hips. I prepared a gift for the lady with the longest braid.
There is a woman with the longest hair.

And, of course, the original hairstyle has always been in fashion. Prize for the lady with the most original hairstyle.
There is a lady with an original hairstyle.

Wonderful ladies! Great hairstyles! Yes, nothing paints a woman like ... hydrogen peroxide! (To the ladies who came out.) And what hairstyles are in fashion for men? So bring here you - the most beautiful bald man, you - curly, and you - mustachioed-bearded.
Music. Women from the audience choose men, bring them to the Leader, and he seats the men on chairs /
Ladies, where do you do your hair? At the hairdresser? What else? yourself? Excellent. Now you will make hairstyles for these respected gentlemen. Give everything you need for hairdressers!
Women are given wigs, ribbons, hairpieces, hairpins, elastic bands, etc.
Time is three minutes. Whom you brought out, and do your hair. Time has gone! (After the competition.) Now I ask "Miss Charming Eyes" to determine best hairstyle. (After determination.) The winner and the rest of the ladies choose prizes. And among the men we will choose the most respectable. Do you remember that women put solidity in third place? You guys are healthy, so show it. We will not beat each other's faces, we will deal with it in a civilized manner. Ladies like muscular, sort of bodybuilders. Come on, do it the way bodybuilders do, showing off their muscles. You just need to undress at least to the waist. Whoever undresses first is already in the final ... Oh, there is one finalist. (To the others.) And you work as bodybuilders. Show biceps and biceps. "Miss Charming Eyes", please select the second finalist. (To the loser.) Choose a prize. You have a wonderful hairstyle! Here is the swing.

Take out the children's swing. Floor scales can be used.
We sit on a swing, bend our legs, and whoever ends up below is the most respectable one. (After the competition.) The name of the most respectable at our evening is? .. Men, choose prizes. Festive toast from the most respectable.
Toast "For the beauty of the hairstyles of beautiful ladies!"
Yes, a woman's hairstyle is a miracle! One lady made herself chic
-hairdo and sits dreaming, and her little son whining:
- Mom, I want to go to the toilet, Mom, I want to go to the toilet ...
- And I'm in Paris!
And I want ... to invite you, if not to Paris, then to dances!
dance block.

Fourth episode "Wonder Grace".

Dear women, congratulations ...
Video greetings from a local celebrity. vocal number.
Do you remember what the fourth wonder of a woman is? Of course, grace. This figure is 90-60-90. What should you do to keep your figure? Dear women, teach us men. What? Diet? Come here. Tell us more and get a gift. What else?..
“Starvation”, “Sports”, “Bioadditives”, etc. The host invites three ladies.
Dear ladies, we will not measure your waist to choose "Miss Grace". We will hold a competition for the most slender man. I ask you to go into the hall and bring here the most slender, in your opinion, man. I beg! (After three men on stage.) Here they are - the most slender men. And now we will define "Miss Grace". We will calculate the sum of the waist of the lady and the waist of the man she brought. Whoever has the least amount, the lady of that couple will be awarded the title of "Miss Grace".
Definition of "Miss Grace". To the music, ladies choose gifts.

(To the men who are on the stage.) Men will also receive gifts. I remind you how men conquer women. On the fourth line of our table is indicated - "Erudition". We will entertain women now, you are our interesting ones! Attention! The most slender and interesting men of the city are beginning to prove it. Now you will depict paintings or sculptures. Raise your hands and wave them. Friends, tell me, what picture do these most interesting men resemble? (After listening to the options.) There are two versions. First: "Three poplars on Plyushchikha". Second... Come on, wave your hands harder. Oh, the second version is better. Savrasov, "The Rooks Have Arrived". Now hug. What picture?.. Right. Russian folk painting "Will you be the third?" The hands were pulled back. What picture?.. Friends, this is a triptych: "Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya", "Eaglet", "Venus de Milo"! Now hold hands, lift your right leg forward, left ... Right, left ... And now to the music!

Sounds like cancan.
The picture is called "Three heroes ... at a banquet"! The most interesting man is determined by the ladies. We applaud them one by one. Here he is, our erudite! All men choose gifts. And the most interesting and erudite makes a toast. (After the toast.) And once more about grace. A man sees: a woman is walking. And the legs are thin, thin, crooked, crooked! The male:
- Oh, and legs! Woman:
- BUT! It's good to go to work.
We don't have to go to work, we have to go to the dance!
dance block.

Fifth episode "Wonder Name"
Friends, you know how much music is dedicated to women. And how many songs! I propose a toast "To women who inspire musicians, composers and poets!"
vocal number.
One morning the husband wakes up his wife:
- Get up, kitty! Wake up
Sun!
And the wife replied:
- Today I am a fish, I have no legs, and I will not go anywhere. You see - a kitten, the sun ... And what do you call your loved ones?
The host addresses specific men.
What a fantasy! How many names! In general, the name of a woman is also a miracle. Especially if it is the name of a beloved woman. Songs have been written for many names. Who remembers what names sound in the songs?
Answers of men, for example, Lyuba, Vika,
Hope, etc. Three men who know
songs, the host invites you to come out to
scene.
(To those who left.) When a man goes to visit a lady for the first time, what does he take with him? There is a classic "gentleman's set" ... That's right! Champagne, chocolate and flowers! Get a set.
Music. Men are given: one
champagne, second chocolate,
third flowers.
But worry, these prizes are not self. These are lottery prizes. And the lottery is different. She plays by name. And we will find out "Miss Beautiful Name", this will be the lady who will win the flowers! I ask you to propose one female name per table.
The leader fills out a form for each name, where he writes the name and table number.
Chocolate is being played! Which man has chocolate? Take out a form with the name from the lotto throne ... This is ... (name).
Music, delivery of chocolate. The champagne draw is similar.
Attention! Now we will recognize "Miss Beautiful Name". A bouquet of flowers is being raffled off! And he receives...
Toast from the winner.
See how generous our men are. Without noise and dust, they gave the women everything to the skin! Not stingy! No wonder women submit to generous men. This is indicated in the table. Thank you guys! And a collective toast from you. (After the toast.) And the lady who won the champagne demands dancing. Are you out of champagne? Then dancing!
Dance tour.

The sixth episode of "Miracle Hostess".
Dear women, today men congratulate you on the holiday, admire you! They worship you! Today, men are generous. They buy flowers on March 8th. One husband speaks in; shop wife:
- Honey, you are beautiful, like this little carnation.
- Or maybe I'm beautiful, like this gold chain?
- No, you are beautiful, like this carnation!
And buys flowers! Although he understands that a barbecue for this money would be more pleasant. Today men take care of you...
By the way, dear ladies, why is it impossible to do without men? Sometimes it's impossible?.. We interviewed 3250 women and chose the most common answers. They are on my cards. Three answers - three cards. I ask for options. Whoever guesses will immediately receive a prize. So, why can't you do without men?
On the cards the answers are: “Feeds”, “Helps with the housework”, “Warms the soul and body”. Guessing women
The host invites you to go out for prizes and choose them.
Let me remind you that one of the women's miracles is the ability to manage the household! Before us are three delightful hostesses. Let's choose "Miss Hostess" from them. To do this, you need to answer only one question. We asked 3,250 women what their biggest dream is? The answer is on my card. Try to guess.
Answer: "Man-culinary."
Right. You become "Miss Hostess"! Applause! Let's raise a glass to our charming hostesses! Friends, before evening we interviewed one and a half thousand men. The question was asked: "Why can't we do without women?" The main answers are written down on my cards. I ask men to offer their options. Whoever guesses will get a prize. Why can't we do without women?!
Answers on the cards: “Feeds”, “Does housework”, Produces adrenaline when it makes a fuss”. Invites three men.
Loves? There are such answers ... But not enough. Dear men, have you understood the dream of women about cooking? Do you know why a man became a cook? There is such a parable: A husband came home and said:
- Honey, what did you cook for dinner?
- Horns!
Since then, husbands have been cooking. And now the contest for the best chef. Attention! How many ingredients are needed to make dumplings? What are your versions? That's right, six! Egg, salt, water, flour, meat, onion! What is your name?.. You are awarded the title of "Culinary". Where is your wife? Oh, she's already filled your glass! Of course, what a joy! Now she knows what you can do and, most importantly, you have an unbearable desire to cook!
Men choose prizes.
A toast from the best chef and his wife! Let's support a toast to the main wonder of the world - a woman. Happy holiday, beloved! Happy Holidays, amazing!
The banquet completes the dance block.

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Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate party in honor of March 8. Here you will find an interesting script, comic skits, reworked songs, fun games and contests for the heroes of the occasion and guests of the holiday.

You won’t surprise anyone with a festive feast on March 8, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulations to women, the organizers of the corporate party are trying to diversify the festival with fun contests, comic skits, funny games, coming up with original script celebration of International Women's Day.

It is very good when the party in honor of March 8 will be thematically stylized. As a theme for the celebration, you can use famous movie films, long loved by the fair sex:

• gone With the Wind
• Moscow does not believe in tears
• Alice in Wonderland
• dudes
• Sex and the city
• Breakfast at Tiffany's
• Catwoman
• Xena - warrior princess
• Moulin rouge
• Avatar
• Bollywood
• Burlesque
• Charlie's Angels.

stylized corporate party requires mandatory selection of clothes, hair and makeup, similar in image to the favorite character of the chosen subject. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the scenario of the corporate party, as well as skits, games, contests, should intersect with the theme of the party.

Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the beautiful half of humanity.

Choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, consider the age of all participants. It is important that all the ladies participating in the event feel comfortable.

A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:

• congratulatory part. Men give gifts, congratulations from the company's management sound. In congratulations, it is important to mention every woman, to thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
• buffet. It implies the organization of a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing a feast, it is best to order delicious food in the cafe.
• Competitive part. Dedicated to the chanting of feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use the scenario of the celebration in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
• Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of objects are indicated separately on small leaves that are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one leaf and reads out to those present the name of the present, which is immediately handed to her.
• Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part diluted with outdoor games.

A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for youth

One of the options for holding the holiday on March 8 is to use the scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of leaders by dressing up as fairy tale characters. Happy and unusual scenario « March 8 in Fairytale State» is suitable for holding an event, both in youth and women's teams of different ages.

The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy tale heroines- kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.

Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairy-tale land where you can meet everyone's favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose a role for today's celebration.

Music from some fairy tale sounds in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the "magic chest" (or magic hat) props that match the fabulous image:

• Red beret - red Riding Hood
• Kokoshnik - Vasilisa the Beautiful
• Shoe or apron - Cinderella
• Overhead braid - Rapunzel
• Beautiful diadem - The Snow Queen
• Blue wig - Malvina
• frog mask - Princess Frog
• White scarf - Snow White
• Oriental scarf - Princess Jasmine.

The ladies put on the chosen items and sit down in the allotted place waiting for the guests.

Leading:
Now, dear young ladies, you are real fabulous beauties-magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswoman you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us from distant lands will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the doorstep.

Solemn music sounds, enters the hall Tsar groaning and holding on to the stomach.

Leading:
Well, fabulous beauties, shall we pity the Tsar? Let's not let him die of hunger?

Held culinary duel .
There are 2 women's teams in the competition. Various products (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, croutons, etc.). Each participant can only go to the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from the selected products in the allotted time.

The king tastes treats, chooses the most delicious salad, drinks a glass for the culinary abilities of beauties. The girls are seated.

Leading:
Early, dear beauties, you relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...

In the hall, under military music go Three heroes.

The game is being played drag and drop rope»
Formed 2 women's teams. At the signal of one of the guests, the women start the game.

As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.

Sounds a toast, praising the strength and endurance of women.

Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us ... No way Baba Yaga on a broomstick is in a hurry to us!

To the music in the hall appears Baba Yaga(it is desirable that it be a disguised man).

Competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The host chooses participants among those who wish - 3-4 couples. For girls, a lid from a pot (frying pan) is tied to the belt, for a man - a ladle. To cheerful music, each couple should, in a minute, hit the ladle on the lid as much as possible without the help of hands.

Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For female sociability and attractiveness!” and sit down with the guests.

Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.

Competition is being held Live beads»
The host calls 2 young ladies, gives them a ribbon of different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each of the participants is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto the ribbons. You need to string "beads" by passing the tape through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, trouser leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are "collected", the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second - the dance of little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not crumble.

Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass of toast, praising the female sense of humor, sits down to the guests.

Leading:
Oh, what clever girls, our fabulous beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests prepared for you today. Even in the Far Far Away state, there are heroes who are counting on your help! And here is another unfortunate guest to us!

In the hall, to the music of "The Song of the Water Man" from the cartoon "Flying Ship", staggering, enters Water with a bottle of vodka.

The host conducts the competition Five»
Formed 2 teams of 5 people. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, they place a bottle of alcohol, a sandwich and a glass.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it up) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (drink) - must run up and drink a poured drink;
Fourth (jam) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
Fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately wins.

Vodyanoy drinks the “last before the eyeballs” glass, and, uttering a toast “For women's stamina and beauty!”, Sits down to the guests.

Leading:
But, dear young ladies, there is no need to relax ... The last guest came to us, Leshy himself from forestry himself appeared in person.

He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, tattered.

Competition " glamorous outfit»
You should prepare a large box in advance in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, panties for women and men, a sequined top, a baby cap, a large size disposable diaper, a Pierrot collar, a kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose and more.
Participants take turns passing a box to each other with cheerful music. The one who had the box in his hands when the music stopped should take the item from the box and put it on. The worn item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.

Goblin drinks a glass of "For the glamorous ladies!" and hurries to take his place among the guests.

Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies, once again proved to us that they can handle any business! Let's once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be the same charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you helped a lot.

VIDEO: Cheerful corporate fairy tale!

Corporate party on March 8 in the women's team

If you decide to celebrate March 8 with a small women's team, then it would be appropriate to immediately think over the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.

For such a celebration would be appropriate prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.

If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care of the availability of seats and suitable premises in advance, prepare in advance musical accompaniment and thematic decoration of the hall.

The highlight of the women's holiday can be invited "waiters" with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the participants of the corporate party there are no ardent opponents of the male presence at the holiday.

In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up colleagues joke advice in verse form:

• Tip #1

• Tip #2

• Tip #3

• Tip #4

To make a corporate event unforgettable in a women's team, you need to pick up funny contests that will be of interest to women different ages. The leader of the festival can be one of the colleagues or male guest host.

Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! And what is a holiday without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, it remains only to prepare the most festive salad.

We get into the "train", find the neighbor's waist and do not let it get closer than the level of the outstretched arm. When I speak:
polka dots- lean back
Sausage- lean forward;
Cucumber- tilt to the left;
Potatoes- tilt to the right
And when you hear Mayonnaise”- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate the hips. Go…

Contests for corporate parties on March 8

Funny and playful contests will be able to increase the degree of fun for ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the best options would be to hold a comic contest " real ladies».

To do this, you need to choose participants among the ladies in the hall. To add originality to the competition, several disguised men will help. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.

• Competition " cosmetic bag»

You should prepare a weighty cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, tonic, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, brasmatic, powder box, etc.
The host says the task, the first participant must a short time find the cosmetic product veiled in it.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Tint your eyes
- Remove makeup
- Even out complexion
- Tint eyelashes
- Draw eyebrows
- Tint your lips for a date (for a business meeting).

• Competition " hostess»

The participant is blindfolded, brought to the table, on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The task of the girls is to correctly recognize the croup. The one who quickly names the ingredients correctly wins.

• Competition " find and bring»

Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who finishes them the fastest wins.
Find and bring examples of assignments:
— scraper, wet wipe, men's boot;
— lipstick, belt, napkin;
— phone, plug, sock;
— tie, comb, spoon;
— button, plate, ink.

• Competition " Non-standard solution»

The facilitator reads out the situation, each participant must describe their intended actions.

• Competition " The perfect man»

The participants are divided into two teams whose task is to draw the image of an ideal blindfolded man.

• final relay

Two teams are formed. Each member of the team must run with her knees clamped plastic bottle around the chair, come back, pass the baton to the next one, without using your hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.

At the end of the competition program, the presenter, together with the men selected by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:

• Miss Housekeeping
• Miss Agility
• Miss Beautiful Eyes
• Miss Short Skirt
• Miss Extraordinary.

Funny funny sketches for a corporate party on March 8

You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be comic scene performed by male colleagues. It can be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.

• funny musical scene, to the motive of the song " Belle»

Three couples participate in the scene:

First - Old Shapoklyak and Cheburashka

Second - red Riding Hood and Grey Wolf

Third - Thumbelina and Blind Mole.

Appear on the stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the reworked song.

It sounds like a loss, the second couple enters the hall ( Grey Wolf and red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.

A third couple appears on the scene - Blind Mole and Thumbelina who perform the third verse.

All the characters sing, addressing the audience.

At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.

• Funny scene-parody on indian cinema Eternal love»

Characters:

Leading
Jimmy- young man, protagonist
Satika- Jimmy's mother
Aisha- girl, main character
Ajit Aisha's father

For men, you can tie a turban on your head, put a red dot on your forehead. Women - around the body to tie a white (mother) and multi-colored (Aisha) matter.

Only men can play the scene, offering the heroes of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian cinema.

Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and white tablecloth. There is a plate of cakes on the table.

Leading: The first episode of "A Good Purpose".

An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik's mother appears and sits at the table, after a while Jimmy appears.

Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)

Satika:
Good son, I have prepared a meal. You must have been very hungry during the night. (rips off a cake and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a cake and jumps up abruptly)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?

Satika:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.

Jimmy:
So our family was rich?

Satika:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were a baby! During the crash of the ship, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta burned down and we became beggars.

Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her by the hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(hugs, leaves the room)

Leading: The second series of "Sudden Love" 10 years have passed ...

A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.

Aisha:
Thief! Give me your bag! Help!

Jimmy runs in, takes the purse from the thief, fights with the thief, using elements of karate. (You can voice a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the hands of the murdered thief and gives it to Aisha.

Aisha:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, this purse contains the most precious thing for me - a pendant. Talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.

An Indian song sounds, the characters perform a dance, you can attract backup dancers.

Leading:
This song speaks of a sudden feeling that broke out between the two heroes. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.

The Indian melody subsides, the dance stops.

Leading:
The third series of "A Terrible Secret". 5 years later…

Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!

Aisha:
You know, my love, that my father is against our love. You are poor!

Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!

Ayse's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, which is covered with a white sheet.

Ajit:
O! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and get involved with this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in a movie)

Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)

Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragged!

A fight breaks out, blows are heard. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor, starts to choke him. At that moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.

Satika:
Oh my son, I will save you! It's your father's dagger!

Satika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. Ayse's father's sheet falls off, revealing a red stain imitating blood. Ajit rises to become his back to the audience.

Ajit:
Satika? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)

Satika:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!

Ajit:
I seem to be dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!

Jimmy and Aisha run up to Ajit. He takes the hands of the heroes and connects them.

Ajit:
I bless you my children! Be happy!

Jimmy:
Father, Ayse and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Ayse is my own sister.

Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aisha is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a little baby on the threshold of my house. It was you - Ayse. (looks at daughter)

Jimmy:
Oh, Aisha, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aisha)

Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating the last breaths)
O! I begin to feel my life leaving me. Be happy my beloved people. I will die with joy!

Aisha:
(looks worriedly at father)
Oh no! Father! Do not die in such a happy moment! (crying)

Satika:
I will save him! (pulls a jar out of her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made on a full moon. This medicine will revive him!

Satika leans towards Ajit, smears his "wound", he begins to revive.

Ajit:
O! I begin to feel the life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)

An Indian song sounds, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Satika, Jimmy and Aisha.

Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute actors' names):
Aisha: Margarita Lunenko
Satika: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.

VIDEO: The guys just tore the female audience! scene "March 8!"

Funny games for a corporate party on March 8

The toasts to the women have already been said, gifts have been presented, and the guests have relaxed a little with strong drinks. It's time to start the fun games.

• Joke game " casting»

Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come out to me. (go out)
Look what brave fellows! They should represent our country at the international Eurovision Song Contest. Now we will do a little casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (think, say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, fuse, facial expressions. Technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully worked out. Here's a trainer for you. (gives each a rubber band)
We put it under our nose. The elastic must be removed around the neck without the help of hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And there, the matter is small - we are looking for sponsors, we submit an application to the organizing committee of Eurovision.

• The game " Eloquent toast»

Leading:
Who in your organization (team, corporation) is the most eloquent? (coming out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).

• The game " Instead of a thousand words»

Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for a certain period, so you should understand each other from a half-gaze. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to the partner with facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs).

• Mobile game " flower»

Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the beautiful half of humanity. The task of our guys is simple - to put flowers in a bottle, which is under the partner's arm. Well guys? Flower in the teeth and let's go ...

• Fun game " Where to invest money?»

Leading: (calling two couples)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest in various banking institutions as soon as possible. Only one banknote can be invested. (gives the ladies prepared money wrappers). Banks can be pockets, socks, and all the hiding places of your partner. Hurry! You need to invest your money as soon as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Started...
(Funny music sounds, the host can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks in a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Perfect! Money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to switch partners and withdraw all the deposits of the rival as soon as possible. Banks are open! Take money! Started...

• Funny game " Private bussiness»

Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, signs with the names of various institutions are attached to each (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax”, “Sobering up station”, “Psychologist”, “Masseurist” And so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions are:
- How often do you come here?
Who do you usually go with?
Who do you meet there?
What are your feelings after visiting this establishment?
— Why are you going there?
Are you paid to visit? And you?
- How is the situation there, are you comfortable?

VIDEO: A fun contest for a corporate party

Reworked songs for a corporate party on March 8

To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8 at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing some modern reworked songs to them. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.

A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the motive of the song “If you leave the house with a frown ...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.

A good congratulation to women from the men's team can be a song-alteration to the motive of the musical composition of A. Rosenbaum - "Au".

Song-alteration "We are girls"

For your boss, you can perform a reworked musical composition "Smile".

VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI

The corporate party on March 8 traditionally includes a banquet with toasts, contests and fun dramatizations. There may be a guest host at the celebration, but it is easy to organize a holiday on your own.

We have selected several scenarios for a corporate party on March 8 to make the evening fun and memorable.

The corporate party begins with congratulations at the festive table.

Toast

“We all know that the most fickle and changeable thing on Earth is not the weather, but the mood of women. I wish you that your mood changes from upbeat to good, from good to joyful, from joyful to cheerful, and from cheerful to happy. And no other changes! Since March 8!

After the banquet, it is proposed to play a fairy tale. Participants receive cards with phrases.

Story

The text of the impromptu fairy tale is read by the presenter, the rest beat what they heard and pronounce their phrase every time their character is mentioned in the text.

Actors and lines:

• Mirror: "We've seen better!"
• Mary: "I want to marry!"
• Joe: "They won't catch us!"
• Horse: "Get me drunk!"
• Cat Murka: "I'm on my own!"
• Dog Mongrel: "Well, woof, and what!"

Morning. In a small cozy saloon, the lonely mistress Mary sits and, out of boredom, constantly looks into the Mirror. Murka the cat gently rubs against her legs, then sits on Mary's knees and also looks into the Mirror. At the entrance to the saloon, the Dog is basking in the sun.

And somewhere on the prairies, the elusive Cowboy Joe rides on his faithful Horse. And suddenly Joe abruptly stops his faithful Horse, because he remembers that today is a men's holiday, and it would be nice to drop in on the beauty of Mary, skip a couple of glasses. The cowboy abruptly turns the horse around and gallops to Mary. Mary continues to look into the Mirror and sigh.

Joe drives up, gets off the Horse, gives him a drink, and then Dog Mongrel notices him, Joe scratches him behind the ear, Dog pretends to be glad. Joe comes up to Mary, looks into the Mirror, pets Murka the Cat and hints to Mary that it would be nice to have a drink. Then the Horse beat with his hoof and neighed, apparently he also wanted to drink, from this the Dog moved his ears slightly, and the Cat wagged her tail. And Mary again looked into the Mirror, sighed, stroked the Cat, threatened the Dog, waved her hand to the Horse, and finally poured Joe.

Joe drank, flushed, looked in the Mirror, then at Mary, who nervously stroked the Cat, looking back at the Dog and the Horse. Then she began to preen herself in front of the Mirror, Joe had another drink, then another and ... disagreed with the Mirror about Mary. And Joe decided that a holiday is a holiday, and it is better to spend it in cheerful company Mary, faithful Horse, Cat and Dog, than to gallop like a fool on the prairies.

Holding March 8 in the women's team

When planning a scenario for March 8 in a women's team, you will need to build a program that would include fun contests, which will make the celebration interesting. In this case, no one will be bored.

For the event, you can choose a cafe suitable for the number of participants. The holiday is hosted. The peculiarity of the celebration in the women's team is in the presence of only ladies, which should be taken into account when planning a festive program.

Presenter: Dear women, I invite you to celebrate our holiday! Today we will hold a bachelorette party dedicated to the holiday of spring and beauty. At the very beginning, the floor is given to the head of our company.

Presenter: It is very important for us women to always be beautiful. Let's check which of us is the best at doing makeup.

For the next competition, it is necessary to prepare posters on which a woman's face will be drawn. You also need to prepare cosmetics - mascara, blush, lipstick and so on. The task is to make up the face with the help of cosmetics. The competition is held under cheerful music. The winner is determined by the volume of applause. She is awarded a prize - a set of cosmetics.

Presenter: There are many friends in our team. As proof of your friendship, you must sing a song about true female friendship.

After that, the scenario on March 8 in the women's team involves the performance of a song about female friendship. To do this, you must first prepare a musical composition. The song is sung by all employees.

Presenter: Despite the fact that our team is female, on this day we cannot remember about men. For this, a fun competition is offered.

After that, the scenario on March 8 in the women's team includes holiday program competition for which one of the women is invited. The task is to show one of the male professions. This must be done without words, that is, only with gestures. The name of the professions to the participant who will show the words is said by the presenter. The woman who guesses the word will show next.

As an example of professions that will be shown, you can offer such options as a mechanic, driver, tractor driver, plumber and many other options.

Presenter: Now let's remember about classes that are purely female. For this, an excellent option is offered - an interesting game.

Then the game is played. One of the women names a word, for example, "Washing", then the person sitting next to her should name another women's activity. In this case, the condition is to name a word that must begin with the letter with which the previous one ended, that is, in this case it is the letter "A". You can call funny options.

Presenter: I propose to drink for such a festive day and congratulate the ladies on their holiday.

Presenter: What's a party without dancing? Everyone is invited to the dance floor.

Cheerful and dance music sounds and all the guests go to dance.

Presenter: Each of us wants to be in childhood again at least for a moment. Today we will have such an opportunity - this is a competition that will provide an opportunity to feel the sweet taste of childhood again.

In order to hold the next competition, it is necessary to prepare children's sets in the form of constructors.

The task is to assemble the constructor in the allotted time, while the music is playing. The one who copes with the task becomes the winner.

Presenter: Now it's time to test the culinary and tasting skills that are so important for every woman.

Several women participate in this competition. It is necessary to prepare dishes that should not be on holiday table previously. Participants are blindfolded. Their task is to guess which ingredients are included in the dish that will be tasted. The person with the most correct answer will be the winner.

The celebration is completed with a sweet table. To do this, it will be good to prepare a birthday cake that can be decorated accordingly.

Scenario with contests

The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts to women and congratulations. It is desirable that the congratulations are not too long and official. It is better to perform in poetic or song form. Be sure to mention each woman in your congratulations, compliment her and say a few special words. Also on this holiday you can not do without the presentation of flowers.

Banquet

Depending on the number of participants and the premises in which the celebration takes place, the nature of the banquet may vary. Guests can be seated at one large table or small tables. Participants can take their places immediately upon arrival at the celebration or after the official congratulations.

After congratulations and presentation of gifts, all participants sit down at the table. It is desirable that on this day the participants be spared both the preparation of refreshments and the cleaning of the table after the end of the banquet.

Contest-test "Real women"

As a festive entertainment, you can offer a competition of real women. The competition will be funnier and more interesting if several men dressed as women take part in it. At the same time, the outfit can be quite conventional (a hat, an apron or a paper fan covering the beard), the main thing is that the participants in this performance try to copy female behavior.

After the appearance of men (2-3 people are enough), claiming that they are women, several participants are selected and various competitions are held between them. Despite the hackneyed plot of dressing up a man as a woman, this idea will be popular with the public.

Who is bigger

The leader sets any women's theme(for example, "flowers", "cosmetic companies", "items of clothing", "jewelry"). The task of the participants is to name in random order the words related to this topic. The participant who gives the last word receives a prize point.

Non-standard situations

The host offers each participant a difficult situation from which she must find an original way out. The participants who gave the most interesting answers receive a prize point.

Situation examples:

You have been preparing for the party for a long time, bought a specially elegant dress to impress everyone. However, when you arrived, the outfit of the hostess of the house turned out to be like two drops of water similar to yours. What to do?

You are waiting for the arrival of your husband's parents. To impress, you decide to cook something special. However, nothing works out for you - you oversalt the soup, the roast burns, and the pie looks like a sole. You do not have time to fix anything, because the guests are already ringing the doorbell. What to do?

Before an important date, you went to the hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, you dyed your hair in green color. Goodbye is one hour away. What to do?

You came to a business buffet in a knitted dress. You are talking to a very important partner and you suddenly notice that one of the guests has caught the button of your jacket on the thread of your dress, and the farther he goes, the more your dress unravels. The important conversation is not over yet. What to do?

The contestant with the most points wins a prize. At the same time, it is desirable to expose disguised men and force them to perform a penalty task (sing a song, dance, etc.).

Competition of unusual sculptures

This competition is offered to men. From balloons of various sizes and shapes, they must fashion a female figure with the help of adhesive tape. It is desirable that for this competition men are divided into teams of 2-3 people.

Women can also be offered to mold a sculpture of a man.

Some of the balloons may already be inflated, in addition, it is necessary to stock up on a sufficient number of uninflated balloons and threads. Fun to use balloons various sizes and forms.

It doesn’t matter what size the team is, whether there are men in it or whether it consists only of the beautiful half of humanity - a cheerful corporate party on March 8 will help good mood and involvement of all employees in the holiday.

Video with ideas on how to congratulate women in a team on March 8

Answers

Flowers, gifts and kind words are definitely nice, but expected. On holidays, you want bright fresh emotions and a complete distraction from everyday life. Successfully planning a corporate party on March 8 in a mixed team is not easy. But there are so many opportunities to implement the ideas of the organizer, and how pleasant it is to watch the company having fun!

Training

Decide where your corporate event will take place - at work or in a restaurant. Celebrating March 8 at work in a close team, if there is a suitable room, is very fun! You can stay up late, include noisy contests, ditties, chants in the script, because you will not bother anyone.

If it is decided to meet on March 8 in a restaurant, the corporate party scenario should be worked out taking into account the time allotted for the event, free space, and the rules of the establishment. Before renting tables, find out if you can bring your own decor. In order for guests to plunge into the atmosphere of the holiday in advance, give an invitation to a corporate party in honor of March 8 to all colleagues.

You can make an original invitation with your own hands by decorating a blank card with lush corrugated buds, a company logo, a fluffy number 8 made of paper petals.

To immerse yourself in a joyful spring atmosphere, decorate the room:

• balloons under the ceiling with buds tied to the tails of ribbons;

• garlands of flowers made of paper, serpentine of delicate spring shades;

• huge paper pompoms, circular fans with funny pictures or photos of employees in the center;

• daffodils, tulips, mimosa on the tables;

• congratulatory banner at the entrance / above the stage;

• photo zone against the background of a thematic poster/press-ox with the company logo.

embody complex design ideas it’s hardly worth it for March 8 - the main thing is that the corporate party takes place in a “smart” atmosphere, and not in a boring faceless room. The music will emphasize the theme of the holiday (songs about spring, women, congratulatory songs), but the usual dance music for March 8 should also be on the track list, otherwise the atmosphere will turn out to be too “vanilla”.

Entertainment, script

We offer a universal scenario for a corporate party on March 8 in a mixed team - contests, games, congratulations, a playful quiz. Entertainment for both women and men, including pair competitions (they can be replaced by any other at the discretion of the organizer).

Two presenters are supposed - a woman (VZH) and a man (VM), but this is not critical, the texts are easy to correct. Leading in the image of a capricious demanding young lady: “Hey, why are we sitting? Come on, they quickly invited the ladies to dance, otherwise I’m not responsible for myself today! - and top leg.

opening scene

The holiday opens with a funny scene and a short reworking song, girls perform. At this point, the guests are seated at the table leading. The first two typical “blondes” to appear on the stage are brightly made up, in very short dresses, dazzling the audience with rhinestones and jewelry.

Since these are not home gatherings, but a corporate party, choose funny scenes on March 8, taking into account the morals and personal qualities of the guests. It is important that the humor is kind, not insulting and sarcastic.

First and second blondes (1b and 2b):

1b: Darling, what did you give to your 23rd?

2b: The socks are warm and the shorts are comfortable for the house. Cool ones with hearts. And you?

1b: And I’m a machine and foam, he just ran out ... Girlfriend, can you give me a razor next year, and I’m underpants?

2b: Come on, the year before they did the same - it turned out fine, original. And what did you ask yours for on March 8? I want an iPhone. Well, or at least the fifth Chanel.

1b: And I say, buy me a fur coat, almost three years old - I will disgrace myself in rags. And he, think, answers me - why do you need a fur coat for spring? Oh, what a man went!
2b: Yes, you won’t expect normal gifts from these goats ...

Completely different girls appear on the stage - modestly dressed, soft makeup, with handkerchiefs thrown over their shoulders, with braided hair. The dream of a future family man! There can be as many as you like, but at least two.

Girl: Hello girls! We accidentally overheard your conversation here, and here's what I want to tell you ...

One of the blondes: By chance? Aha! And what kind of girls are we to you? You are unfinished choruses, and we are real women! Yes, Mash? (the second one hums).

Dev1: Yes Yes. Real ones ... About like that fur coat, whose father is a mink, mother is a beaver.

Blonde: You understand a lot! It's ex-key-ziv! Yes, although how do you, rednecks, know such words (both leave the stage with their heads held high, gait from the hip, comically staggering on high heels).

Dev1: It is because of such persons that they then say that all women are fools. And how to explain to them that women's happiness is not in minks and iPhones?

Dev2: Yes, well, their forest-field! The mood today is wonderful, it smells like spring. Let's sleep better, shall we?

Today is a holiday for girls -
Give gifts in the morning
And the girls' cheeks are on fire
All day bright blush.
The girls are sitting, things are aside
Bouquets in the hands of teasing
After all, today is the whole evening for the girls
Compliments come from the guys.
Men are full of pride
Caring, kind.
After all, our girls are slim,
Beautiful and wonderful.
The girls are dancing, the husbands are on the sidelines
Glasses and glasses clink
On the main evening of spring March
We expect only the best from the guys!

VZh: Dear men, you have the floor. Open the champagne, we have already prepared ears for toasting about the beautiful half of our team!

Instead of this touching remake song for March 8, you can choose a different theme if the corporate party involves a more cheeky atmosphere.

Using x-minus.me or a similar program, it's easy to change the tempo of the music so that the melody fits perfectly with your words.

Table chant

VM., after a scene and a series of toasts / congratulations in free form: Friends, a swallow on my tail brought amazing news to me. It turns out that not everyone within a radius of 5 km knows how great we are celebrating International Women's Day. This urgently needs to be fixed!

Write roles and lines for them on pieces of paper, let the guests choose who gets what. In a large team, you will get several identical roles, but this way the game will be even more fun.

When the guests hear the word from their card in the speech of the host, you need to shout out your line.

Cards (=number of guests):

Woman- we deserve it!

The male- I'm good, I bought a gift (these cards need to be exchanged if the gender does not match the role).

Holiday- let's go, hooray!

March- the freaky spring has come!

Work- I'll wait!

Vodka- pour it already!

The leader reads the text, making short pauses after key phrases. Guests listen carefully so as not to miss their role:

MARCH in our country is traditionally WOMEN'S month, because everyone celebrates a wonderful HOLIDAY in a warm company, often after WORK. Compliments and congratulations from MEN, dancing under good snack Yes, under VODOCKA they raise the mood of WOMEN to the highest degree!

Let's forget about WORK today and show everyone how to celebrate MARCH 8! After all, our corporate party is a HOLIDAY for the soul! Dear MEN, do not forget to add wine to WOMEN, well, do not deprive yourself - if suddenly, we have someone to run for VODKA (pour it already, period =).

Such games in a team help to relax before competitions, to stop being ashamed of each other. Of course, if the corporate party on March 8 is held in a restaurant where, in addition to the invitees, there will be strangers, so noisy games It's better not to include it in the script.

Quiz for men

VZh: Brave, brave, strong, reliable our men! Oh what am I? I haven't come to my senses since the 23rd, sorry. In short, guys! Cheer us up, huh? I have prepared a quiz here, and since March 8, the topic is women. I wonder how much you know our woman's family? Go!

The presenter reads out a list of questions: “Who is the most .... a woman in the world?”, the men answer. In place of the ellipsis is the following (below immediately with the answers, but, of course, they do not need to be read out):

Sensitive (Princess and the Pea)
Green (Frog Princess, Princess Fiona)
Windy weather)
Miniature (Thumbelina)
Capricious/Changeable (fashion)
Wise (Vasilisa the Wise)
Cold ( The Snow Queen, Snow Maiden)
The best (mother, wife)
Sad (Princess Nesmeyana).
Who is the most harmful old woman in the world (not mother-in-law, but Baba Yaga).

Quiz for women

VM: Girls, is it fun for you to laugh at the fantasies of men? Well, nothing, we have prepared such an answer for you! So the quiz...

VZh: Ha, also a quiz. You are my original, quick-witted! Give me a kiss (reaches for VM's cheek).

VM: "Katya", control yourself! How will I explain to your husband later that we didn’t have an orgy in the team, but a decent corporate party on March 8? Any ideas? I don't have it here.

VZh: Last year, on March 8, I yelled ditties until the morning so that my neighbor sang along. So don't worry - my husband will have something to do even without finding out who I smacked in a mental outburst. Okay, let's burn us with the napalm of originality.

VM: And here are the pipes. This lovely ladies will have to show off originality! There is no single correct answer to my questions, but there is no need for one. Show us the famous female logic by humorously answering why some men:

• Spit on the worm before putting it on the hook(because the fish bite better on the smell of vodka).

• Put a bag on the plate before eating(not to wash the dishes).

• Cooked sausages in a shell(because without it, the sausage will “get fat” after cooking, and he is already on a diet).

• Often lose one sock(to laugh at the funny poses in which the wife searches every corner of the apartment).

• Sniff food before eating(because yesterday my mother-in-law was visiting, and you never know what’s in the appetizer ...).

The presenter reads his answer (in brackets) after the ladies. The guests applaud who came up with the funniest explanation. The VP is indignant and stamps his feet if the invitees are on the side of the VM, convincing the team that the ladies did better.

Game congratulations with humor

This funny congratulation will fit into any corporate party scenario on March 8th. Props - cards with toasts or poems. You can break a long verse into several parts and mark the reading order with numbers. Choose lyrical, playful, spicy - mixed up it will turn out funnier.

VM: I think both halves of our wonderful team did a great job with quizzes!

VZh: Yes, I admit - the men are on a roll today, well done! But why haven't you heard compliments addressed to us for 5 minutes already?! For this you have a terrible punishment - now everyone is obliged to congratulate the ladies on March 8 funny and in verse! And whoever fails, it's not my fault - it will be a week to wipe the dust at work. After the corporate party, of course, it’s okay today, relax.

Don’t be afraid, we will distribute the texts to you (VM takes out a tray with cards). But you need to read with a condition. What? And to whom will the fortune-teller slip something! They choose, read the congratulations in a funny voice:

Offended
Georgian
Brother
Toothless grandfather
Japanese
of an enthusiastic youth
shy
Confused
drunk etc.

We offer ideas for a corporate party at work / in a restaurant where there is not too much space:

• put the egg in a small bag, make a tight knot(so as not to stain clothes). Divide into pairs of men + women, stand with your backs to each other. The goal is to lower the egg sandwiched between the backs to the floor before the rivals, without crushing or breaking it;

• stand opposite each other for 20 seconds, turn around. The VM asks the woman questions about her partner in the game (the color of the eyes, watch strap, boots, how many buttons are unbuttoned on the collar, etc.). Then the VZh asks similar questions to the man. The one with the most correct answers wins.

When choosing games and competitions for a corporate party in honor of March 8, consider the nature of the company. For example, alcoholic and spicy entertainment is not always appropriate, although they usually go with a bang at adult holidays.

• for men- draw a portrait of a blindfolded lady of the heart, women evaluate. Or draw with mayonnaise, sauces and cotton buds instead of brushes. Or, at speed, gnaw out a perfect heart from a chocolate bar, put on as many as possible rubber gloves on one hand;

• for women- collect more “fans” on a long ribbon, threading it through the sleeves of shirts (m. stand in two lines, w. compete for speed). Or booty to determine how many pills are in a bag on a chair, tie a tie in boxing gloves.

Collective congratulations

At the end of the script, it is emphasized main topic corporate party on March 8 - congratulations to the beautiful ladies, this time from the entire male team. VM reads, the stronger sex supports in a friendly choir (preparation, you need to agree in advance):

Dear ladies, we congratulate
We wish you love and joy
Happiness, health, constant luck
(men in chorus) Since March 8!
In a team to appreciate
They carried houses on their hands,
And in the hands of always an unlimited card
(in chorus) from March 8!
Foreign car in the garage, positive at heart,
Bright everyday life, freshness, excitement
(in chorus) dear, since March 8 you!

After such sincere congratulations, it's time to present gifts and bouquets. It is better to give girls gifts at the end of the holiday, so that they do not have to think about where to put the presents.. For awards in competitions, prepare souvenirs with the company logo and / or funny thematic inscriptions, sets of sweets, bottles of wine / champagne.

Show program "Crazy bachelorette party".

Phonogram: Freaky spring.

Leading: Dear women! This wonderful day has come! Cafe "____________" congratulates you on a wonderful spring holiday! Let smiles bloom on your faces, and let worries and sorrows disappear forever.
Presenter: Girls, let's break away at least one day a year, take a break from our daily problems - from washing, cleaning, kitchen chores. We are women after all, not dishwashers!

And on this March day
We sincerely congratulate you!
And reach any heights
In all matters, we wish you!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And let fate give you
One day I will meet with a goldfish!

Phonogram: continuation of the plague spring.

Leading: Women! You are beautiful, in this hall there is just a flower garden of the most beautiful roses, straight scary to approach
Presenter:. Why?
Leading: What if they get pricked?
Presenter:. I think that in this hall roses do not prick and do not bite. Let's get acquainted? Dear ladies, introduce yourself, come up with the name of your company, tell us about yourself.

Presentation of guests. Each table is given a flower.

Leading:
And this is the biggest capital
Which by itself will provide.
I propose to raise glasses, gentlemen,
For a beautiful part of humanity!

Phonogram: The devil beguiled you.

Leading: Ah, woman, spring, love... well, what else do you need

Presenter:.
How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!

Say: You are a miracle! You are the soul!
I'm sick of you! I am your slave!
Oh, my God, how good!
Oh, how weak I am before you!

Leading:
And poured a little into a glass of wine,
Kiss her hand!
Say: I'm glad you're alone!
No, you are not a spark, you are fire!

How much is needed for love?
Two warm words, a couple of phrases!
Reveal your intentions
Without taking your eyes off your eyes!

Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - for all women.

Leading:
The man's blood boiled with passion.
and a woman with a smile on her lips
said that she would allow herself to be kissed,
but, only in two places….
oh man, holy simplicity!
he moved closer to the woman
and asked to quickly name the places -
Presenter:.
she said: “in Rome and in Paris!”
Leading: A woman is always a mystery. Many men would like to know what a woman is thinking.
Presenter:. When?
Leading: Well, at least for now.
Presenter:. Leading: I will give you a magic hat, and you can easily read the minds of women sitting in the hall.

Phonogram: Stas Mikhailov - Queen.

Presenter:. Only a woman brings beauty, tenderness and charm into our everyday life.
Leading: And the man complements her with prudence, tact and gallantry.
Presenter:. Anyway, that's how it should be. I'm not talking about how much the words of the female sound more pleasant: love, spring, music.
Leading: And the male? Order, reprimand, asphalt ...
Presenter:. What could you do without women? Who waters you, feeds you, clothes you?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who is raising the children?
Leading: Woman.
Presenter:. Who warns us against evil deeds?
Leading: Police.
Presenter:. Let's say. And who creates comfort in the house, maintains cleanliness and order?
Leading: Vacuum cleaner... No, a woman with a vacuum cleaner.

Phonogram: Alegrova - Baba Bitch.

Leading:
Oh woman, sweetness of sweetness
and the worst of the creatures of hell.
To a man you are both joy and reward,
you are his pain and deadly poison.
Presenter:.
We are women! Nature has given us
Love and wait, dream and surprise,
With a smile on your lips to meet the dawn,
And sing when the soul sings

Muses. quiz.

Where does the hero of the song “the month turned crimson” call the beauty with him? (Let's go for a ride babe)
Why shouldn't girls fall in love with pretty girls? (They have a fickle love)
-When did a beautiful and courageous woman cross the road of a girl who is about to get married? (When the gardens bloomed)
-AT. Meladze sang that she entered his sinful life, and then left it. How? (Handsomely)
-From what thoughts does the beauty cry in the song “Enchanted, Bewitched”
(What will not come true, will be forgotten, what will not be remembered, will not be fulfilled)
On what floor can you find out exactly what love is? (on the 7th)
-What did the beloved suffer in Khlebnikova's song "A Cup of Coffee"? (nonsense)
-What does the lady want after she sends him to heaven, for an asterisk? (And you want, you want to live!)
– When the woman allowed herself to change, what did she ask the man to do? (Love me like this)

Phonogram: Love me like this.

Leading:

You are beautiful like roses
Only one difference
Roses wither in the cold
And your charm never.

Presenter:.
Ladies, we have the opportunity to collect a bouquet of flowers as a gift!

Phonogram: Background is cheerful.

GAME MOMENT "FLOWER QUIZ"
1. Flower - thread. (Iris)
2. Flower - a female name. (Rose, Lily, Daisy)
3. Flower - girl's eyes. (Pansies)
4. Flower - the shoe of the goddess of love. (Venus slipper)
5. The flower is selfish. (Narcissus)
6. Flower - monk's headdress (Royal crown)
7. Flower - a guy and a girl. (Ivan da Marya)
8. Flower - with a good memory (forget-me-not)
9. Flower - living forever. (Immortelle)
10. Flower - a fortune teller. (Chamomile)
11. Flower - a small call. (Bell)
12. Flower - star. (Aster)
13. Flower - affectionate male name. (Cornflower)
14. Flower - fragrant speck on chintz (Sweet pea)
15. Flower - relatives of fabric with pile (Marigold)

Phonogram: What a dark night.

Disco.

2 block. Nominations.
Leading: By the way, (name of presenter), I wanted to ask, if a woman, then for some reason she is always either Elena the Beautiful, or Vasilisa the Beautiful, but she is both the Sleeping Beauty and Baba Yaga .... . Oh, sorry, I misspoke, in a word, no woman is a fairy tale.
Presenter: Yes, a man against her background is clearly losing, If he is a king, then naked, if a knight, then avaricious, if a horseman, then of course without a head. Well, if an employee, then - Balda.
Leading: But this was in the old days, today our man, thanks to a woman, does not feel superfluous in this life. He can boldly go through life without fear of losing his way.
Presenter: And now _________ is speaking for us. Meet!

Miss Erudite. Competition "Live Buttons".
3 men and 3 women are called, caps are put on men, women stand behind, the players are asked who is the first to know the answer, quickly “clicks” on the button (man’s cap) and says the answer. Whoever says more correct answers is the winner. The “button” (man) must respond with some specific sound, “pee-pee”, “mu-mu”, “ku-ku”, “bow-wow”, etc.
Questions: 1. Which ditty mentions both women and the number 8? (Eight girls, I'm the only one, where the girls are, I'm there!)
2. What alcoholic drink reminds of the name of the women's holiday? (Martini).
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN. (“Strange woman”, “Sweet woman”, “Beloved woman mechanic Gavrilov”, “Woman as a gift”…)
4. And what movie titles consist of only adjectives addressed to a woman? (“The most charming and attractive”, “The only one”…)
5. What songs mention women's names?
(“Liza! Don’t leave!” “Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!”, “Me and my Masha are at the samovar”, “Hello, hello, Alena!” etc.)
6. What wines are named after women? (Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha…)
7. What plants remind of female names? (Rose, lily, pansies, daisy, Ivan da Marya ...)

Phonogram.

Miss "Mary the Artisan".
Leading:
A woman can make anything out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat.
Presenter:. We are giving away the next one. Mary is an expert! Make a hat.

Phonogram: for the competition - Uh-uhm-mmmm!, Dj Vasquez - Tequila,
stripper performance _______________________.

Miss Charm".
We dance to different dances: Eastern, Lambada, Charlesstone,

Phonogram.

night queen- Contest who can tie a tie better (Cheerful music.)

TELEGRAM COMPETITION. Men please come to me. Let's imagine a situation that you send a telegram to your half.
Men are offered a choice of 10 telegrams.
The text of the telegram is in your hands. Depict with gestures, facial expressions its content. Dear wives, it is necessary to read the telegram aloud, i.e. say the text of the telegram aloud.

Telegrams to print.

The final.

Here are the bouquets
SMS, show-off, sweets,
Congratulations, wishes,
Quarrels, screams, partings,
"Why did not you call?"
“Bastard, you forgot me!”
"Bad, you don't love me!"
“How are the cloves? What the heck?”
“Where is the fur coat? You promised!"
“Did you also congratulate Klavka?”
“Who have you been calling all evening?”
“What the hell is a meeting?”
“I want like the one in the commercial!”
“Well, where is the gift for mom?”
Did you get away with a heart attack?
Guys, since March 9th!!!