"The woman is created for a man, not a man for a woman" - such a postulate ...
Differently come in mind theme for post in the blog. Sometimes you get an impetus to them quite by chance. So, the work of my girlfriend Tamara Alekseevna Zavskaya pushed me on this post. I listened to her voicing fairy tales "Ryaba chicken", and remembered that interesting material About this churka in my "cherished chest" there!
My guys participated in the All-Russian Olimiad. They gave them such a task: Write a fairy tale about chickens with all the styles of the literary language.
Such interesting work Opened! I present to your attention the options for the fairy tale Ksenia E.
"Ryabi chicken" in scientific style
Earth has existed on planet two people belonging to the type of chordovy, vertebrate, the mammal class, the instrument of primates, the family of the hominid, the kind of man (Homo), the man is reasonable (Homo Sapiens) - Grandfather and Baba. And they had a chicken female detachment of birds named Ryab. For some strange coincidences of circumstances, Ryaba eggs from a gems of yellow color, forging, inert in air, solid and durable, in the first group of periodic system chemical elements DI. Mendeleev, the atomic number of which is 79, and the nuclear mass of 196.9665.
And so Homo Sapiens Grandfather tried to break the egg, nonon could do it, as gold is solid and durable metal. Homo Sapiens Baba also tried to break the egg, but this time the egg did not undergo a significant physical change.
A representative of the mammalian family of rodent squad, who lived on the territory of his grandfather and women illegally - without registration, which has long been wanted by the Police of Mravov, grandfather and women, fled along the Homo Sapiens nutrition zone - on the table. According to the inexplicable chance, the egg turned out to be an egg. The mouse, in turn, running away from the representatives of the authorities, brushed his separate mobile rear body of the body, the gold reserve of his grandfather and women. The egg fell and broke.
As a result, grandfather and babe began to make sounds called sobbing. But the chicken led Homo Sapiens into an adequate state by this promise.
Science is amazed by the appearance of a speaking chicken bearing, carrier gold and simple eggs interspersed.
"Ryaba chicken" in officially business style
Statement of the defendant mouse on a suit against her grandfather and women
I, mouse, settled on the housing of the grandfather and women without their permission. The above-mentioned citizens lived in the legal grounds of Ryabn. As payment, Ryaba carried the eggs that came to the complete use of his grandfather and women.
12. 09. 2006 demolished Ryab golden Egg. As a result of the meeting, Grandfather and Baba announced their decision to break the egg. But because of the circumstances, they failed to implement their solution. I, a citizen of the mouse, considered his duty to assist people who gave me an apartment for free, and broke the egg, having waved his tail. It offended grandfather and Baba, the proof of what was their joint crying. Chicken Ryaba gave the obligation to demolish a simple egg, thereby calming his grandfather and a woman.
I ask the court to take into account my good intentions and sincere recognition.
09/30/06. Mouse
"Ryaba chicken" in conversational style
Lived, were grandfather da Baba, and they had a Kura Ryabu in Clikukha Hammer. And she carried the eggs round year. Once he demolished Rowab Gold Egg, which so balls blinded, just like a chain from a new Russian. Figured chicken coarse-premand. Grandfather and grandmother hatched, the idea was thrown: they decided to break the egg, suddenly inside the gold diamond? And then Biili-beat, dusty, bathed - can not break the eggs! Only they are mirgrid, the mouse runs on the table, the steepness is already rushing. The mouse was huge, and the tail was so swollen. The egg dropped on the floor, the grandfather and the woman were spun. Kura immediately Obomall, stopped singing and sat down, the new egg demolished - not malicious, but simple. Grandfather and Baba were glad, danced until the morning. And now they have their own business: they began to breed chickens, but eggs sell.
"Ryaba chicken" in journalistic style
In the town N Huge trouble! We all know the largest firm for the production of Golden Yaiz Faberge. I am afraid that the company will close in general. Last night, Faberge's spouses made another artwork. But when they turned away for a second, the ruthless calculating a huge mouse broke the egg! The chicken is the strongest stress! According to the forecasts of veterinarians, the chicken will never bear golden eggs! Where do the authorities look? Crowds of mice storm our beautiful city. How long will it continue? In this situation there is only one positive moment: Ryaba chicken has become simple eggs, and Faberge's spouses are not ruined.
"Ryaba chicken" in artistic style
Lived, were on white light Grandpa and Grandpa. Lived in a small but very picturesque village at the blue river. Carefree and happy, they wake up every day with a smile on her face. And they had a cute naewood in the farm - Ryaba chicken. Good and dreamest, always wanted to fly. And here one day he demolished the chicken golden Egg Incredible beauty, brilliant, like the sun. Duma thought old men and decided to break the creation. Grandfather Bil, beat - did not break, Balka Bila, Bila - did not break. Santa grandfather and Baba were bored. But the brave mouse-norush fled on the table, the tail waved and broke the egg. At first, grandfather and grandmother were melted, but then they realized that nothing terrible had happened. Yes, and Ryaba chicken promised to carry many more eggs. And they heal, as before, - happily and careless.
1. There was a little girl. Mother and grandmother loved her without memory, just dragged from her. For the day of jam, grandmother presented his granddaughter with a red hat. The cap was from the Russian scarlet cloth on the manner of Tubetsee sewn. Since then, her girl dragged her. Neighbors about her and said:
- Won red hat goes!
Once the Mother of Patties welcomed the mother and said his daughter:
- Turn the grandmother Harci, let him find out like her health.
Red hat gathered and went.
It goes through the forest, and towards her wolf.
- And where are you lying? - asks the wolf.
"To grandmother, Harci is carrying her."
- Where is your grandmother?
"Farm," answered the Red Hat, "Won in that tree, behind the mill, in the first hut from the edge.
"Okay," says the wolf. - I also want to harm your grandmother. You go on this road, and I will go on that. Let's see who of us will have time before.
He said this wolf, and dragged his best on the shortest path.
And the red hat went along the longest road. Crawled slowly, like a snail, on the way rushed flowers and collected bouquets. She did not have time to reach the mill, and the wolf has already materialized the grandmother's door and knocks: Tuk-Tuk!
- Who's there? - asks her grandmother.
"This is me," answers the wolf, "the granddaughter is yours." Harci brought you.
And the grandmother was sick at that time, and thought it was a real red hat, and shouted:
- Jerny for the rope, door and will open!
The wolf jerked for the rope - the door and opened.
A wolf fell on her grandmother and devoured her. He was very hungry, because 3 days did not eat anything. Then she closed the door, lean on grandma bed and began to wait a red hat.
Soon she was still fingered to the grandmother's door and knocked: Tuk-Tuk!
- Who's there? - asks a coarse, hoarse voice.
The red cap was twisted, but then he thought that her grandmother hoarse from a cold, and answered:
- This is me, your granddaughter. I drew you down.
The wolf cleared his way and said in a thinner:
- Jerny for the rope, my child, the door and opens!
Red cap pulled over the rope - the door and opened. The girl was shut in the hut, and the wolf got up under the blanket and says:
- Put the hacie on the table, and herself adhering next to me!
The red hat lightened next to the wolf and asks:
- Grandma, and what do you have such big hands?
- It's so stronger to hug you, my child.
- Grandma, and what do you have such huge ears?
- It's better to hear you, my child.
- Grandma, and what do you have such big eyes?
- To better see, Child My.
- Grandma, and what do you have such big teeth?
- And this is to devour you, my child!
The red hat did not have time to squeak, like wolf swallowed and her too.
But, fortunately, at this time passed by the lumberjack house with axes on the shoulders. They heard the noise, ran into the house and frustrated the wolf. And then the spacers to him belly, and a red hat came out from there, and for her and grandmother - both and unscathed.
2. In the unknown settlement Citizens lived a red hat (real name is not established). October 26, 2008 she came out of the house. With you, a citizen K. had a bundle that was supposed to convey a citizen to Grandma (the real name is not established) at a predetermined place, namely from the above-mentioned place of residence. Citizen Grandma had a privatized land plot and a place of residence near the place of residence of the Citizens of the Red Cap, but due to the old age could not independently conduct the economy.
Going to the destination, a citizen of a red hat was supposed to go through the forest - an area with an increased criminogenic atmosphere. While a citizen of the Red Riding Cap held the above-mentioned area of \u200b\u200bthe path, an unfamiliar citizen approached it, who, as it turned out later, was nowhere to be worked by a Citizen Wolf (the real name is also not established). Citizen Wolf in the past three criminal records for the extortion of material values \u200b\u200bof both physical and legal entities. By stroking, he learned about the contents of a kilitation of a red hat and about the goals of the latter. I politely saying goodbye, he straightened at which the meeting of the Red Hap Chats and Grandma Citizally was agreed. Heated the Citizens of the Red Cap, the Citizen Wolf got to the place of residence of the grandmother's citizen, penetrated the territory of the private property of the latter and took it in the hostage. After the arrival of a red hat, a Citizen Wolf, skillfully playing the role of her grandmother, by severe tricks took hostages and her. After that, he carefully began to prepare their intentional murder ...
3. Once the protein body of the detachment of chorda species Homo Sapiens weighing 35 kg named Red Hood paved itself to the trajectory to the place of permanent residence of the Elderly Citizen Russian Federationwhich consists in related relationships with the aforementioned individual.
Before proceeding along the trajectory, the red hat made a certain amount of small diameter spheroids with a mass of 8 * 10 to 2 degrees at a temperature of 300-500 degrees Celsius on nuclear fuel, adding a stuffing of unknown origin in them. (The experimental object received the code name "Pupies").
Upon completion of the process, the red hat left the experimental laboratory.
Passing some number of kilometers along the trajectory laid in advance, the red hat met an unfamiliar object with a human intelligence and inhuman appearance. (The object received the code name "Wolf", because possessed by all the signs inherent in this kind of living beings). The wolf began to actively be interested in the trajectory of the Red Hap and its arrival. To which the Red Hap responded with sincere recognition, which goes to visit his relative pension ageTamed grandmother.
The "Wolf" object demonstrated the ability to act in accordance with the situation. So, materializing near the door of the "Grandma" object, he immediately penetrated inside and made reciprocal movements by the jaws first with respect to the grandmother, and then a red haegepie.
However, according to eyewitnesses, the object "Wolf", when meeting with a more intellectual enemy, could not fulfill an accurate assessment of its strategic goal and made a mistake given to his defeat.
Cobble. Russian folk fairytale, Arranged
Officially - Business Style
Official letter
Citizens Grandfather and Baba, living for a long time In legal marriage, had a barn in their subsidiary farm. It has long been its function - storing flour - not performed. And Baba, being a woman who is resourceful and economic, at the first request of her husband scraped, had two handfuls of flour and baked a bang.
But this is a creature, like all the children, reaching certain maturity in development, decided to escape from the house. Apparently realizing that as food Product He is not suitable, because it skillfully talk and even sing.
According to the testimony of witnesses, Kolobok successfully gone from the chain lapt the hare, wolf and a bear. I could not get away from the fox. Fox - a creature from the detachment "These are all dogs", prone to anti-arctic behavior, showed a sedkalky (pretended to be deaf) and asked to sing again, pre-sowed on the nose.
The above fact was engaged in a shroud in spiritual confusion, which led to an imminent death.
Spoken style
Friendly letter
Imagine this. I sit at home, looking out the window. Day. Stuffy. Around - neither soul. Suddenly I see something round on the next window. Viteled - Kolobok! Ba! I think I baked an old swab! And what? He jumped off the windowsill on the bench, from the shop - on the grass, then on the track - and was such! Salmon, Torvan! It should be thought that the fate of him is unenviable, he probably got into the paws of the fox. Well, nothing is the rest of the science!
Journalistic style
It will be about fairy tales ... how many generations of children rose on the fairy tales of the Russian people. How many children with fear are waiting for the last word from the famous fairy tale "... and ate ...". Yes, yes, with fear. It is in this gentle age that the joy of recognition is great, the beauty of the game of imagination. And then what? One disappointment: I ate, it broke ... What are we going to see what we teach that we want to see in the younger generation? Kolobok ... I wanted a shot, I ran away, moreover, commenting on my "feat" to a deafening roar of joy:
I left my grandmother, I left my grandfather!
Our world has reached a critical stage. Children no longer listen to their parents, sysmanship take the brazards of the board in their hands. What I want, then the sparrow. Apparently, the end of the world is no longer far away. And where is the root of evil? Whether they are not in us who read the kids for the night: "I got tired of a bunker, he rolled off the window on the bench, from the shop on the floor yes to the door ..."
Let the coward and a little enough die without glory! If death, then in battle! So let's call on the feats of nice and courageous things!
Article in dictionary
The name of the kolobok is called the essence of a rounded form, which consists mainly of water and flour (a fastening factor is an egg) and intended for eating as the main product (instead of bread).
Art style:I planted my grandfather, the big, predicted. He became a grandfather of a repka from the ground to drag: pulls, pulls, can't pull out. I called my grandfather to help the grandmother. Grandma behind the grandfather, Dage for the Republic: pull-pull, can't pull out.
I called grandmother granddaughter. Granddaughter for the grandmother, grandmother for grandfather, Dedka for Rack: pull-pull, can't pull out.
Click granddaughter bug. Bug for granddaughter, granddaughter for the grandmother, grandmother for the grandfather, Dage for the Republic: pull-pull, can't pull out.
Crack cliking cat Masha. Masha for a bug, bug for granddaughter, granddaughter for the grandmother, grandmother for the grandfather, Dedka for Rove: pull-pull, can't pull out.
I clicked the Masha mouse. Mouse for a mask, a bug, a bug, a bug behind his granddaughter, granddaughter for the grandmother, grandmother for the grandfather, Dedka for a repka: pull-pull - pulled out a rep.
Journalistic style:
She planted his grandfather, and she grew very big, because the grandfather took care of his garden very well, because the more harvest, the easier it will survive the winter. However, one to stretch the repankment was not under the power, and decided to call the grandmother to help. But together, they did not come out. And only everyone together: grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, bug, cat Mashka and the mouse - managed to pull out the rep. This is the main plus collective laborBut not in vain in the people the proverb "One in the field is not a warrior"! The fact that one person could not make is easy to master the cohesive team.
Scientific style:
Elderly man landed on his land plot turnip and when it came to collect a harvest, he found that the turnip rose very large sizeswhat could happen due to the high soil fertility and good care For sowing.
Having tried to collect a harvest, above the elderly man designated that own forces in this case It is impossible to do well and asked for help from his wife. But together they could not attach enough power to pull the turnip on the surface. Even with the help of granddaughter, bugs, cats, they have not reached a positive result. Only calling the mouse and lined up in a chain (F grandfather + F grandmother + F granddaughter + F bugs + f Mushki + F mouse), all the gathered were able to affect the river with such force (F General), which was greater than or equal to opposing strength (F Repka) holding a repkah underground. And according to the third law of Newton F actions is equal to F response, i.e. Full \u003d -plobs.
Well, at the end ...
Steric Style:
I planted grandfather repka ... And she grew by the recipient Big) became the grandfather from the ground this mega-repkah drag and niasilyl! For well, Oh-very mega-repka), then he called the grandmother, but together this separately taken cell of society, a better known codename name "Family", to stretch the repkah could not. The grandmother decided that without granddaughter could not do - they say, fresh blood, a lot of energy and all that, but what's there?! I have never helped, honest harfist!)) In the end, living creatures went to the move - a dog with a cat) FSE is equal to the Fichny! (But here! The cat descended on the cat, and they called the mouse! I think so much that the mouse was Logitech MX510, for Once it helped, then the mouse was good, right?;) As a result - a repka on the will, but I would be afraid that I was afraid (I never eaten the reverse \u003d /), I would terrified the size ... in our times you need to be careful!
The last style was not a fountain like (((yes, it's not enough and the publicist will not tax). I was not me if I didn't do anything - very much. I wanted to get a fairy tale! Could and better, but Brains are not boiled)
1. Fairy Tale "Rust", outlined in scientific style
At the beginning of the spring season of field work, one elderly farmer was landing various vegetable crops, among other things, a two-year root plant of a family of cruciferous turnips. After the period of ripening the root of the turnip, when it occurred by all useful mineral salts, fiber and vitamins, a harvest was launched in the farm. However, the root crust reached such impressive sizes that the elderly farmer, not possessing a large physical force, could not be removed from the soil alone.
By consistent manipulations and applications, efforts - by bringing to the process of extracting the root plant of all members of the Farmer family (his spouse and living with them with a minor granddaughter), as well as when using the power of heavy animals (cats, dogs and mice), the Rope root has been successfully removed from the soil. We note however, that the use of cats, dogs and mice as heavy or bid animals is not characteristic of this area.
The reasons for the growing of the root of the turnip of this size and such a mass - the phenomenon is still unexplored; No such case has yet been described in scientific literature. Undoubtedly, this is a matter of future generations of young scientists, and this theme has a huge prospects for further research.
2. Fairy Tale "Repka", outlined in an official-business style
Director of the farm
From the oldest farmer
Grandfather
Statement.
Please provide me with technical assistance in the form of one tractor for harvesting growing on my utility area of \u200b\u200bthe repapter. Korneflood reaches the following dimensions: diameter - 5 meters; The height without taking into account the tops - 3 meters, height, taking into account the tops - 10 meters. Cleaning the root of the root (extracting it from the Earth) by the forces of the members of one farm (grandmother, granddaughters, bugs, cats, mice) is not possible.
Number.
Signature.
3. Fairy Tale "Rack", set forth in a journalistic style
Report from the scene.
Amazing crop raised the oldest farmer of one of farm Our field grandfather. Even old-timers will not recall this: the reparation of immense sizes rose on the site of his grandfather and his family. At first, the dear farmer tried to pull the turnip himself, but it did not succeed. I had to call for help my wife, but with her help, the grandfather could not pull out the turnip. Then all members of the family were called on the mind, but even their joint efforts were not enough!
And only when the tractor came to the rescue, the tractor came, the turnip was finally pulled out of the ground and sawed into separate pieces with chainsaws.
Our newspaper will follow the success of the grandfather on his hard agricultural field.
