INSTRUCTIONS AND PROPHECIES OF THE Blessed MOTHER ALIPIA GOLOSEEVSKY, Kyiv...
"Turnip" in official business style
Citizen Makhorkin Nestor Petrovich, born in 1930 decided to take up farming. By purchasing land plot area of twenty hectares, he decided to grow annual (biennial) herbaceous plants, the genus cabbage, the cabbage family (cruciferous), hereinafter referred to as turnips.
Makhorkin N.P. sowed the entire sown area with turnips. With the onset of autumn, Nestor Petrovich noticed that the turnip had grown big. He himself could not cope with the turnip. Nestor Petrovich invited his wife, citizen Makhorkina Avdotya Mikhailovna, to participate in the cleaning company, who, having assessed the scale of the harvest, decided to immediately inform her grandchildren about her misfortune. The daughter of Natalia Vladimirovna and Anatoly Andreyevich Prokhorov, a citizen Marina, who is Nestor Petrovich and Avdotya Mikhailovna's granddaughter, responded to a request for help. Arriving at the scene, Marina Anatolyevna was instructed in safety at work and went directly to work. However, the joint efforts of Nestor Petrovich, Avdotya Mikhailovna and Marina were not enough. Having shown vigilance, Marina Anatolyevna called her subordinates, the dog Zhuchka and the cat Natashka, to agricultural work. Unfortunately, this team did not cope with the task. Passing by this agricultural collapse, the mouse Pelageya offered her services to the workers in the field of agricultural work, and in particular harvesting. The offer of help from Pelageya was accepted, and an hour later the turnip harvest was over. All workers employed in this cleaning company were awarded the title of "Honorary Worker of the Village", and Pelageya, as the most outstanding worker, received a state award.
1. Once upon a time there was a little girl. Mother and grandmother loved her without memory, they simply trudged from her. On the day of the jam, the grandmother presented her granddaughter with a little red riding hood. The cap was made of Russian scarlet cloth, sewn in the manner of a skullcap. Since then, the girl has been carrying her. Neighbors said this about her:
- Little Red Riding Hood is coming!
Once the mother made pies and said to her daughter:
- Take grub to your grandmother, and find out how her health is.
Little Red Riding Hood got up and left.
She walks through the forest, and the Wolf meets her.
- And where are you going? Wolf asks.
- To my grandmother, I bring her food.
- Where is your grandmother?
- Far away, - answered Little Red Riding Hood, - over there in that village, behind the mill, in the first hut from the edge.
"All right," Wolf says. “I want to visit your grandmother too.” You go down this road, and I'll go down that one. Let's see which one of us gets there first.
Wolf said this, and draped with all his might along the shortest path.
And Little Red Riding Hood went along the longest road. She crawled slowly, like a snail, along the way she tore flowers and collected bouquets. Before she had even reached the mill, the Wolf had already materialized at her grandmother's door and was knocking: Knock-knock!
- Who's there? Grandma asks.
- It's me, - replies the Wolf, - like your granddaughter. Harchi brought you.
And the grandmother was sick at that time, and thought that it was really Little Red Riding Hood, and shouted:
- Pull the rope, the door will open!
The wolf pulled the rope - the door opened.
The wolf attacked the grandmother and ate her. He was very hungry because he hadn't eaten anything for 3 days. Then he closed the door, lay down on his grandmother's bed and began to wait for Little Red Riding Hood.
Soon she nevertheless crawled to her grandmother's door and knocked: Knock-knock!
- Who's there? asks the Wolf in a rough, hoarse voice.
Little Red Riding Hood made a fuss, but then she thought that her grandmother was hoarse from a cold, and answered:
- It's me, your granddaughter. I brought you food.
The wolf cleared his throat and said in a thinner voice:
- Pull the rope, my child, the door will open!
Little Red Riding Hood pulled the rope - the door opened. The girl locked herself in the hut, and the Wolf hid under the covers and said:
- Put grubs on the table, and lie down next to me!
Little Red Riding Hood lay down next to the Wolf and asks:
- Grandma, why do you have such big hands?
- This is to hug you tighter, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such huge ears?
- It's to hear you better, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such big eyes?
- To see better, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such big teeth?
- And this is to devour you, my child!
Before Little Red Riding Hood had time to squeak, the Wolf swallowed her too.
But, fortunately, at that time, woodcutters with axes on their shoulders were passing by the house. They heard a noise, ran into the house and killed the Wolf. And then they ripped open his belly, and Little Red Riding Hood came out, followed by her grandmother - both safe and sound.
2. In the unknown locality lived a citizen named Little Red Riding Hood (real name has not been established). On October 26, 2008, she left the house. Citizen K. had a bundle with her, which she had to hand over to citizen Babushka (real name has not been established) at a predetermined place, namely, at the place of residence mentioned above. Citizen Babushka had a privatized land plot and a place of residence not far from the place of residence of citizen Red Riding Hood, but due to her advanced age she could not manage the household on her own.
Going to her destination, the citizen Little Red Riding Hood had to go through the forest - an area with a high criminogenic situation. While the citizen Red Riding Hood was passing the aforementioned section of the path, an unfamiliar citizen approached her, who, as it turned out later, turned out to be Volk, a citizen who did not work anywhere (his real name was also not established). Citizen Volk had three convictions in the past for extortion of material values from both individuals and legal entities. Through questioning, he learned about the contents of the bundle of the citizen Red Riding Hood and about the goals of the latter's actions. Politely saying goodbye, he went straight to the address where the meeting between the citizen Little Red Riding Hood and the citizen Grandmother had been arranged. Having overtaken the citizen Red Riding Hood, citizen Volk reached the place of residence of the citizen Babushka, entered the territory of the latter's private property and took her hostage. After the arrival of Little Red Riding Hood, citizen Wolf, skillfully playing the role of Grandmother, through strong tricks, took her hostage. After that, he carefully began to prepare their deliberate murder ...
3. Once upon a time, the protein body of a detachment of chordates of the Homo sapiens species weighing 35 kg named Little Red Riding Hood paved its trajectory to the place of permanent residence of an elderly citizen Russian Federation, which is related to the above individual.
Before following the laid trajectory, Little Red Riding Hood made a number of small-diameter spheroids with a mass of 8 * 10 to the 2nd degree at a temperature of 300-500 degrees Celsius on nuclear fuel, adding a filling of unknown origin to them. (The experimental object was codenamed "patties").
At the end of the process, Little Red Riding Hood left the experimental laboratory.
After walking a certain number of kilometers along a trajectory laid in advance, Little Red Riding Hood met an unfamiliar object with human intelligence and inhuman appearance. (The object received the code name "Wolf", because it had all the features inherent in this type of living creatures). The wolf began to take an active interest in the trajectory of Little Red Riding Hood and the place of her arrival. To which Little Red Riding Hood replied with a sincere confession that she was going to visit her relative retirement age called Grandmother.
Object "Wolf" demonstrated the ability to act in accordance with the situation. So, having materialized near the door of the object "Grandma", he immediately penetrated inside and made reciprocating movements with his jaws, first in relation to Grandmother, and then to Little Red Riding Hood.
However, according to eyewitnesses, the object "Wolf", when meeting with a more intelligent enemy, could not make an accurate assessment of its strategic goal and made a mistake that led to its defeat.
To the question help write a fairy tale turnip in different styles speech given by the author able-bodied the best answer is 1. Fairy tale "Turnip", set out in scientific style
At the beginning of the spring fieldwork season, an elderly farmer planted various vegetable crops, including - a two-year-old root plant of the cruciferous turnip family. After the period of ripening of the turnip root crop, when it was enriched with all useful mineral salts, fiber and vitamins, the harvest was started on the farm. However, the root crop reached such an impressive size that the elderly farmer, who did not have great physical strength, was unable to extract it from the soil alone.
Through consistent manipulations and efforts - by involving all members of the farmer's family (his wife and underage granddaughter living with them) in the process of extracting the root crop, as well as using the power of draft animals (cats, dogs and mice), the turnip root crop was successfully extracted from the soil. Note, however, that the use of cats, dogs and mice as draft or pack animals is not typical for this area.
The reasons for the growth of a turnip root of such a size and such a mass is a phenomenon that has not yet been studied; no such case has yet been described in scientific literature. Undoubtedly, this is the business of future generations of young scientists, and this topic has great prospects for further research.
2. Fairy tale "Turnip", presented in an official business style
Farm director
From the oldest farmer
grandfather
Statement.
I ask you to provide me with technical assistance in the form of one tractor for harvesting the turnip root growing on my backyard. The root crop reaches the following sizes: diameter - 5 meters; height excluding tops - 3 meters, height including tops - 10 meters. It is not possible to harvest the root crop (extract it from the ground) by the members of one farm (Babki, Granddaughters, Bugs, Cats, Mice).
Number.
Signature.
3. Fairy tale "Turnip", presented in a journalistic style
Reporting from the scene.
An amazing crop was grown by the oldest farmer of one of the farms our region Grandfather. Even the old-timers will not remember this: on the site of Grandfather and his family, turnips of immense size have grown. At first, the respected farmer tried to pull out the turnip himself, but he did not succeed. I had to call my wife for help, but even with her help, Grandfather could not pull out a turnip. Then all members of the family were called to help, but even their joint efforts were not enough!
And only when a tractor arrived to help grandfather, the turnip was finally pulled out of the ground and cut into separate pieces with a chainsaw.
Our newspaper will follow the further successes of Grandfather in his difficult agricultural field.
Kolobok. Russian folk tale, transposed
Officially - business style
Official letter
Citizens Grandfather and Baba living long time legally married, had a barn in their subsidiary farm. It has long been its function - the storage of flour - did not perform. And the woman, being a resourceful and economic woman, at the first request of her husband scraped together, churned two handfuls of flour and baked Kolobok.
But this creature, like all children, having reached a certain maturity in development, decided to run away from home. Apparently realizing that food product it is unsuitable, because it can speak and even sing.
According to the testimony of witnesses, Kolobok successfully escaped the tenacious paws of the Hare, the Wolf and the Bear. He failed to get away from Lisa. The fox, a creature from the "it's all dogs" squad, prone to anti-legal behavior, showed ingenuity (pretending to be deaf) and asked to sing again, after sitting on her nose.
The above fact plunged Kolobok into mental turmoil, which led to inevitable death.
Conversational style
friendly letter
Imagine this. I sit at home, look out the window. Day. Stuffy. Around - not a soul. Suddenly I see something round on the next window. I took a closer look - Kolobok! Ba! I think the old Kolobok baked after all! And what? He jumped from the window sill to the bench, from the bench to the grass, then to the path - and that was it! Run away, you bastard! One must think that his fate is unenviable, he probably fell into the clutches of a fox. Well, nothing - forward science to the rest!
Journalistic style
We will talk about fairy tales ... How many generations of children grew up on the fairy tales of the Russian people. How many children are waiting with fear for the last word from the famous fairy tale "... and ate ...". Yes, yes, with fear. It is at this tender age that the joy of recognition is great, the charm of the play of the imagination. And then what? One disappointment: I ate it, then I broke it ... What are we going to, what do we teach, what do we want to see in the younger generation? Gingerbread Man ... He wanted to - rolled down, ran away, moreover, commenting on his "feat" with a deafening roar of joy:
I left my grandmother, I left my grandfather!
Our world has reached a critical stage. Children no longer obey their parents; from childhood they take the reins of government into their own hands. What I want, then I turn back. Apparently, the end of the world is not very far away. Where is the root of evil? Is it not in ourselves, reading to the children at night: “Kolobok got tired of lying, he rolled from the window to the bench, from the bench to the floor and to the door ...”
Let the coward and coward perish without glory! If death, then in battle! So let's call for glorious deeds and brave deeds!
scientific style
Dictionary entry
The name Gingerbread Man is a round-shaped creature, which consists mainly of water and flour (an egg is a bonding factor) and is intended to be eaten as a main product (instead of bread).
Blog post topics come to mind in different ways. Sometimes you get a push to them quite by accident. So, the work of my friend Tamara Alekseevna Zavoyskaya prompted me to this post. I listened to her voice acting "Ryaba Hen", and remembered that interesting material about this very chicken in my " cherished chest" there is!
My guys participated in the All-Russian Olympiad. They were given the following task: Write a fairy tale about the chicken Ryaba in all styles of the literary language.
Such interesting work turned out! I present to your attention the variants of the fairy tale by Xenia E.
"Ryaba Hen" in scientific style
There were two people on planet Earth, belonging to the type of chordates, the subtype of vertebrates, the class of mammals, the order of primates, the family of hominids, the genus Man ( Homo), the species Homo sapiens ( Homo sapiens) - grandfather and woman. And they had a chicken female of a detachment of birds named Ryaba. By some strange coincidence, Ryaba laid an egg made of yellow precious metal, malleable, inert in air, hard and durable, located in group I of the periodic system chemical elements DI. Mendeleev, whose atomic number is 79 and whose atomic mass is 196.9665.
And so Homo sapiens grandfather tried to break an egg, but he could not do it, since gold is a hard and durable metal. Homo sapiens woman also tried to break the egg, but this time the egg did not undergo any significant physical change.
A representative of the family of mammals of the rodent detachment, a mouse that lived on the territory of the grandfather and the woman illegally - without a residence permit, long wanted by the morality police of the grandfather and the woman, ran across the Homo sapiens food zone - on the table. By an inexplicable accident, there was an egg on the table. The mouse, in its turn, running away from the representatives of the authorities, brushed away the gold reserve of the grandfather and the woman with its separate mobile rear section of the body. The egg fell and broke.
As a result of this, the grandfather and the woman began to make sounds called sobs. But the chicken brought Homo sapiens to an adequate state by the promise she made.
Science is amazed at the birth of a talking chicken carrying golden and simple eggs interspersed.
"Ryaba Hen" in official business style
Statement of the defendant of the mouse in the lawsuit against her Grandfather and Baba
I, a mouse, settled in Grandfather and Baba's living space without their permission. The chicken Ryaba legally lived with the above-mentioned citizens. As payment, Ryaba carried eggs, which went to the full use of Grandfather and Baba.
12. 09. 2006 demolished Ryaba golden egg. As a result of the meeting, Grandfather and Baba announced their decision to break the egg. But due to circumstances, they failed to implement their decision. I, a mouse citizen, considered it my duty to help people who rented an apartment to me for free, and broke an egg, waving my tail. This offended Grandfather and Baba, as evidenced by their joint crying. Chicken Ryaba gave an obligation to lay a simple egg, thereby reassuring Grandfather and Baba.
I ask the court to consider my good intentions and sincere confession.
30.09.06. Mouse
"Ryaba Hen" in colloquial style
Once upon a time there was a grandfather and a woman, and they had a Ryaba chicken called Hammer. And she laid eggs all year round. Once Ryaba laid an egg for gold, which so blinded the balls, just like the chain of a new Russian. The chicken became thieves-preblatnaya. Grandfather and grandmother stirred their brains, the idea was thrown out: they decided to break an egg, what if there is a diamond inside the gold? And then they beat, beat, puffed up, steamed - they can’t break eggs! Only they became sad, the mouse runs on the table, the steepness is already rushing. The mouse turned out to be huge, and its tail swung so much. She dropped the egg on the floor, the grandfather and the woman burst into tears. Kura was immediately stunned, stopped singing and sat down, laid a new egg - not golden, but simple. Grandfather and woman were happy, they danced until the morning. And now they have their own business: they began to breed chickens and sell eggs.
"Ryaba Hen" in a journalistic style
In the town N huge trouble! We all know the largest firm producing Faberge golden eggs. I'm afraid the company will shut down altogether. Last night the Fabergés were making another work of art. But when they turned away for a second, the ruthless calculating huge mouse broke the egg! Chicken Ryaba has the strongest stress! According to veterinary forecasts, the hen will never lay golden eggs again! Where are the authorities looking? Crowds of mice are storming our beautiful city. How long will this continue? In this situation, there is only one positive moment: the Ryaba hen began to lay simple eggs, and the Faberge spouses will not go bankrupt.
"Ryaba Hen" in artistic style
Once upon a time there were grandparents in the world. They lived in a small but very picturesque village near the blue river. Carefree and happy, they woke up every day with a smile on their face. And they had a cute hen on the farm - Ryaba hen. Kind and dreamy, she always wanted to fly. And then one day the hen laid down golden egg incredible beauty, shining like the sun. The old people thought the Duma and decided to break the creation. Grandfather beat, beat - did not break, grandmother beat, beat - did not break. The grandfather and the woman were sad, bored. But the brave little mouse ran across the table, wagged its tail and broke the testicle. At first, the grandfather and grandmother burst into tears, but then they realized that nothing terrible had happened. And the hen Ryaba promised to lay many more eggs. And they healed, as before - happily and carefree.
