INSTRUCTIONS AND PROPHECIES OF THE Blessed MOTHER ALIPIA GOLOSEEVSKY, Kyiv...
cool script a corporate party with a unique entertainment program that allows all men present to receive comic nominations and gives them a chance to demonstrate their best qualities in exciting competitions, will help arrange an unforgettable holiday, dedicated to the day Defender of the Fatherland.
Hall decoration: The venue of the holiday is decorated with balloons, posters depicting the military with the faces of the staff of the team (photoshop to help) and comic congratulations on February 23. Before entering the hall you need to attach a "stadiometer".
Required attributes:
- Height meter
- Evaluation sheets
- Props for contests
- Presents for men
Roles:
For the role of hosts, you should choose two sociable and cheerful employees who will be able to attract men to participate in competitions.
Event progress
In the hall, on one of the walls, there is a “height meter” with markings from 1 to 2 m.
Near the labels are the following inscriptions:
- 1 m 60 cm - "Economic"
- 1 m 65 cm - "Small and remote"
- 1 m 70 cm - "Superlover"
- 1 m 75 cm - "Eurostandard"
- 1 m 80 cm - "Star of the catwalk"
- 1 m 85 cm - "Ideal man"
- 1 m 90 cm - "The Hope of Basketball"
- 2 m - "Alpha male"
At the entrance to the hall where the festive event will be held, guests are greeted by a woman with a bandage on her hand “Assessment point”. She says that only men who have “assessment sheets” will be able to enter the hall and invites them to undergo an examination. Girls in white coats give each representative of the strong half of humanity a form in which his last name, first name, patronymic and age are indicated. "Nurses" weigh men, measure the volume chest and measure height with a "stadiometer". All data is recorded in the "evaluation sheet", while the growth is indicated in accordance with the names that were next to the labels.
Participants of the event hand over the forms at the entrance to the hall and take their places at the tables. The festive party begins with congratulations from male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day. It is preferable to perform all congratulations in poetic form, using beautiful toasts. It is worth mentioning all the men by name, to say a few pleasant words about each. entertainment program it is recommended to start after the participants of the event “satisfy the first hunger”.
The presenters invite all the men present in the hall to take part in the show program "Man of the Year".
Entertainment
Competition "Sharpshooter"
For the competition, you will need three targets, arrows with Velcro from the game of darts. Task: as accurately as possible (preferably in the "ten") to hit the target with a dart. The most accurate participant becomes the winner in the nomination "Sharpshooter".
Contest "Hit it"
Men receive 5 nails, hammers and blocks of wood. Task: drive all the nails into the bar with a hammer. The winner in the nomination "Economical man" is the one who coped with the task faster and better than anyone else.
Smell Contest
For the competition, you need to prepare a blindfold and several containers with spices. Task: to smell the spice. The one who coped with the task best of all becomes the winner in the nomination "Sharp scent".
The hosts report that the popular group "VIA Gra" came to congratulate all the men on the holiday.
A musical break is held (performance by girls dressed as members of the VIA Gra group with the song February 23).
Then the presenters offer all the participants a little refreshment (a feast with toasts and congratulations).
Competition for women "The most attentive"
All women present are invited to participate in the competition. Task: carefully watch the proposed video sequence (make a slide show using photographs of male colleagues who participate in the holiday) and determine which of the men they belong to by body parts.
- First video sequence – "These eyes are opposite." Women need to determine which of the men owns the eyes on the slide. First, the eyes of the man are shown, and then, when the answer is given, the whole face is shown.
- Second video sequence – "Amazing Smile" recognize a man only by his lips.
- Third video sequence – "Strong male back": recognize the man from behind.
The most active participants are awarded with lollipops. Men, whose body parts were guessed with ease, become winners in the nominations "Expressive eyes", "The most charming smile", "Courageous man".
Competition "Best Actor"
The presenter reads the poem “Our Tanya is crying loudly”, as if she is frightened, and then tells the rules of the competition to the participants. Task: you need to read the verse, adhering to a certain image. With the help of a lottery, it is determined to whom in what way the rhyme is to be told.
Options:
- embarrassed
- Like a Japanese
- Like a Georgian
- Like a person who doesn't pronounce the letter "r"
- Like a little child
- mysteriously
- Sexually
- offended
- enthusiastically
The strength of the applause determines who did the best job. The winner is awarded the Actor of the Year nomination.
Competition "Harem"
Oriental music sounds and leading women present in the hall are invited to dance (it is held small master class in oriental dances), and for men – take a closer look at the dancers, because they will have to be "sultans" for a while and assemble their harem from the ladies present at the festival. All male participants are given ribbons or rubber bands for money of a certain color. Assignment: while the music is playing, the "sultans" should put on the "bracelets" on the women's wrists. The more "concubines" you can "ring", the better. Important Rule: one lady can not wear more than one rubber band. The winner in the nomination "Loving man" is the one who has more "harem".
Competition "Stirlitsy"
Men are invited to become "Stirlitz" for a while. A girl is invited from the audience to conduct the competition. Participants are invited to carefully examine her outfit and try to remember even the most small parts. Then the “observation object” is taken out of the hall and several details are changed on it: they unbutton a button, tie a scarf, remove or put on earrings, or a ring on a finger, change a blouse. The more inconspicuous details are changed, the better. After the manipulations, the “object” is returned back to the hall. The task for the participants: to find the differences between the previous image of the girl and the created one. The man who called the largest number distinctions, becomes the winner in the nomination "The most observant man".
Competition "Fishermen"
Option 1. Props for the competition: a fishing rod with a fishing line to which a sinker is tied, empty beer bottles, a stopwatch. The task for the participants: to hit the neck of the bottle with a sinker, make a "cut" and "pull" the fish (pull the fishing rod so that the bottle falls on its side). The winner in the nomination "Fisherman of the Year" is the player who caught the most "fish" in 1 minute.
Option 2. This option is good for the case when the nomination "Fisherman of the Year" needs to be assigned to several participants at once. Props for the competition: three ropes 3 meters long, with sticks tied to them at the ends; dried fish tied to a rope in the center. Task for the players: stand opposite each other and grab the sticks tied to the rope. On a signal, quickly start winding the rope around the stick in order to be the first to get to the fish. Whoever spins the rope first is the winner.
Scenarios for February 23 for adults, for students, for corporate parties, for home
Officially, the holiday is called "Defenders of the Fatherland Day", but all men are honored on this day. Women's hearts are overflowing with pride for their men, and for some reason one wants to exclaim: "The heroes on the Russian land have not yet died out!"
And indeed, our men are wonderful: strong, smart, beautiful ... Therefore, they need to be congratulated beautifully and unusually.
We bring to your attention two scenarios: one - for younger men and an informal setting, and the second - for already held "heroes" in a more solemn form. Of course, it is up to you to choose, but both of these scenarios can be complementary and use contests and games at your discretion.
In addition, we offer you congratulations script for February 23 .
Scenario for February 23 for adults, corporate parties, for home
This scenario is designed for a smaller number of participants, it is better to use it to honor men in a closer company, perhaps it will be a small company or even some kind of department, it is also suitable for a celebration with family and close friends.
It will be great if congratulations sound in poetic form. We will present only some of them.
He best friend he is a husband, father,
He is a son, a hero and a brother,
Conqueror and sage
Lover and soldier
Scientist or Don Quixote
Chauffeur or banker
He is the conqueror of all heights,
He owns the world!
We praise him on this day
And there's a reason
May he be blessed
Whose title is MAN!
Tired of a hard life
Beaten by fate itself
But, devoted to the Fatherland,
You accepted this fight!
We are the strength to admire
We do not get tired of your
Congratulations
Happy February Men's Day!
Today we are more submissive than ever
And we say odes in your honor.
After all, you are for women - pride and support.
Thank you men for being you!
In addition, it is advisable to congratulate each man by name and give each a gift. After congratulations, everyone sits down at the table. Remember that men love to eat well, so you should not limit the table to light snacks, sweets and fruits. So that the toasts are not too frequent and, as a result, the holiday does not end too quickly, you can offer everyone present several table games, for example:
"Knight of the 21st century"
Everyone knows that a real knight should be able to give compliments. The men sitting at the table are invited to choose the "lady of the heart" by lottery, and then pronounce the most unusual compliment. This game can become a joke if you write on pieces of paper not only the names of women, but also men. But in this case, the organizers must be sure that the men who are destined for the honor of complimenting the “lady of the heart” have sufficient relaxedness and a sense of humor. And the last. The names of the men playing "ladies of the heart" are best "encrypted". For example: Peter - Polly, Dmitry - Dulcinea, Mikhail - Milady, etc.
"Who am I really?"
For entertainment at the table, invite your men to take a joke test "Who am I really?" To do this, men are offered to get a card out of a hat or a box. Various "ranks" are written on the cards. It is even more interesting if the cards contain not only inscriptions, but also pictures or photographs cut out from magazines that correspond to the meaning of the inscription.
Examples of inscriptions:
1) real colonel,
2) superman,
3) the hero of our time,
4) sexual giant,
5) exclusive macho,
6) intellectual,
7) agent 007,
8) plush Hercules,
9) ideal husband,
10) super dad,
12) man-orchestra,
13) sage,
14) Don Juan,
15) magician and wizard,
16) Carlson, who lives on the roof.
All inscriptions must be correct enough so as not to offend anyone by chance.
After holding several table games, you can move on to a more mobile part of the holiday, for which the presenter invites men to compete for the title of "The Very Best".
Contests for adults on February 23
Competition 1. "The strongest"
All participants in the competition are invited to crush the empty plastic bottle. The cap must be screwed on the bottle. You might think that this is a very simple task, but it is almost impossible to complete it.
Competition 2. "The most accurate"
Hats are put in front of the competitors or carton boxes at a distance of about two meters. Competitors are given five playing cards. They should try to throw them each into their own hat. This is also quite difficult to do. Naturally, the most accurate wins.
Competition 3. "The most resourceful"
Each participant is given the task to "find" five items. The names of the items are written on cards, which the contestants take turns pulling out of the hat. The resourcefulness of the players lies in the following: they can find the item they need, beg, steal, but in no case take it away.
Examples of inscriptions on cards:
1) a glass of water,
2) anything starting with the letter "k",
3) lace,
4) something red,
1) handkerchief,
2) something brown
3) a person whose name contains the letter "b",
4) comb,
5) a mirror.
The winner is the participant who "found" everything needed before the others.
According to the results of three competitions, "The most - the most" is determined. If there is no clear winner, then the winners in each contest are declared "the best", each is given a "set of a real man", consisting of a bottle of champagne, a shoe brush and a pack of cigarettes. If men are non-smokers, then instead of cigarettes they can be given a chocolate bar.
After the single competition, the presenter offers to participate in the team relay race. For this, two teams of four people are recruited. If there are more applicants, then a third team can be recruited. All competitions are judged by women. The speed of completing tasks, artistry and cohesion of the male team are evaluated.
Competition 1. "Bound in one chain"
Teams are given ropes five meters long each. At the command of the leader, the first member of the team takes the end of the rope and begins to “string” the players on it in such a way that the rope is threaded through the sleeves of the participants. After the three players are “tied”, the first participant “strings” himself onto the rope, then the two extreme players of the chain must tie the ends of the rope. The team that manages to do it faster than the rest wins.
Competition 2. "Woman of my dreams"
In this competition, men will "sculpt" women. To do this, they receive modeling material: twenty balloons, a spool of thread, adhesive tape, scissors and a set of colored markers for each team. At the command of the leading man, they begin to “sculpt”. They have to inflate the balloons, tie and glue them in such a way that a female figure is obtained. But that's not all. Then they must "draw" the features of the "woman of their dreams." In this competition, the division of labor is encouraged. At the end of the competition, women evaluate the work of each team and choose the winner.
Competition 3. "Our heroic strength"
The most difficult competition of the entire relay race. Opposite each team, at a distance of about three meters, tables are placed on which there are props: a “check” of vodka (a bottle of 250 grams), a fifty-gram stack or glass and a plate with four pickles. The task of each team is to drink all the vodka as soon as possible. However, this must be done in a special way. The first team members start the game.
The scheme of the competition is as follows: the first one runs up to the table and pours vodka into a glass, after which he returns and becomes the tail of the team, then the second participant runs to the table and drinks the poured glass and also returns, becoming the tail of the chain. Then the third participant runs to the table, "bites" a cucumber and also returns. The fourth one starts a new circle: he pours, the first one drinks, the second one has a snack. Then: the third one pours, the fourth one drinks, the first one has a snack. The last circle: the second - pours, the third - drinks, the fourth - has a snack.
It may seem that the scheme is very complicated. However, if each participant remembers that each time he returns, he must stand at the tail of the chain and perform only one action, then everything will go fine.
It is clear that the winner is the team that was able to collectively drink all the vodka faster than others.
All competitions and relay races are best done with cheerful music. It is necessary to reward not only the winners, but also the losers. Remember, the main thing is the good mood of all those present. The best way to end the evening is with dancing.
Defender of the Fatherland Day is historically associated with the honoring of victorious warriors, honorable veterans and servicemen. But you can be a defender not only with a weapon in your hands, and therefore we do not miss the opportunity to thank and congratulate all the dear men around us.
Not a single team misses this day the opportunity to praise the representatives of the stronger sex. Corporate party becomes a tradition. At the same time, the scenario for February 23 can be very diverse: starting from fun in a cafe and ending with a trip to nature with the whole company.
If you are hosting a party in the office, take some time to prepare the event. In the plan-scenario for February 23 for a corporate party, include items such as
- themed decorations;
- selection of "masculine" music;
- hearty feast;
- toast tips;
- contests-competitions;
- practical gifts;
This scenario is suitable for holding a holiday in a restaurant hall or an office conference room. The participants are seated holiday tables, the corporate party is held by two presenters.
The room is decorated with balloons of green shades or camouflage colors. From balloons, if desired, you can assemble a figure of a soldier or a tank. There are also small tricolor flags and paper planes hanging from the ceiling.
Leading: Dear beloved men!
On this day, filled with greatness,
We will honor and praise you
And keeping all the decorum
Let's not forget to give a gift!
You are all for us Defenders, soldiers,
But better be in civilian clothes, you guys!
Let the form on you be only sports,
And your life is sunny and active!
And now we proclaim...
The words are interrupted by music from the movie " star Wars"March of the Empire". The leader is silent. The military commander comes out.
Commander: A new crisis is brewing in the Galactic Republic! Dark side wins all battles. I - the official representative of the Galactic Empire - came to Earth to fulfill the prophecy and find (the number of office men) warriors who will save our Universe.
Recruits, before joining the ranks of the Galactic Army, you must undergo high-quality training. Get ready for tough challenges!
The commander hands out lightsabers and cloaks.
Leading: But first I order every recruit to take 100 grams for courage! And dear ladies support you and also fill their glasses. For men!
The host after each competition writes down the winners. All competitions are accompanied by music.
Agility test
Commander: We will start the tests seriously,
And let's test the soldiers for dexterity.
As you know, in space gravity is not at all
And the one who is simple does not survive!
When you go into battle
There is no time and you need to hurry.
Who will be the first to refresh
He will be known as the most dexterous.
A rope is pulled in front of the participants, to which bagels or donuts are tied on a rope. The first person to eat the whole donut wins.
Leading: Everyone shines with virtues,
Both honor and courage are whipping over the edge!
To reinforce the strength and firmness of the fist
Among the battles there will be a place for a bivouac!
Table break.
Strength test
Commander: Rota, line up!
All the men line up.
Commander: On the first or second, pay off! First - one step forward!
Leading: The first are skillful and courageous,
Tell us about your strength!
Here in front of you, it would seem, is a funny thing - from matchboxes,
Who can break it with his fist, that guy is not a miss!
Each participant is given an empty matchbox. The box is placed on edge on a flat surface. The task is to flatten it with a fist, usually it flies out from under the arm.
Commander: There is strength, so the mind is not needed!
Who was the second - come out!
The test is no worse
You have to get around!
Before you shells for guns,
You need to check them for strength!
Your own forehead is the best conditions.
I warn you, one shell is raw inside!
A bowl of eggs is placed in front of the participants. They need to grab the “projectile”, split it on the head and put it on their plate. Whoever has the most eggs wins. All eggs must be boiled, just don't tell the participants about it!
As a joke, you can put one ceramic egg, but this is up to you =)
Leading: For strong and ferocious men, women raise their glasses!
A toast from the female half of the team. Table and dance break.
Speed test
Commander: Alright, recruits, get up! Let's check your coherence and teamwork!
Leading:
Valor and honor make a man
And in our team you will not find the weak!
Developed a discipline of steel
And they must win the race!
Commander: Attention, fighters! In order to adequately respond in hostilities, you need to be able to concentrate and develop great speed! Each of you is given a responsible task: to evacuate the inhabitants! And we will train on straws.
Participants stand in a row, they are given cocktail straws.
Commander: With the help of a straw, you need to transfer all objects strictly to your territory. The winner of the competition is the one who saved more "population"!
If there are a lot of men, then it is better to divide them into two teams (First-second). A large plate full of M&M sweets is installed, you need to attract the candy with a straw to transfer it to your plate.
Commander: I praise you, fighters,
You are hardly new recruits.
Leading: They are still excellent fathers,
Husbands, sons and simply brave men!
Top notch male employees!
I invite all the ladies to sing for you!
Women sing a song-alteration with congratulations for colleagues.
Test of eloquence
Leading: Oh, what women, what women!
Meanwhile, the glasses are gathering dust! And, in order to correct the oversight, we will triple the contest in eloquence! We fill our glasses, and the men take turns toasting. Whose toast gets the most applause wins!
Table pause.
Accuracy test
Commander: Construction!
In difficult combat conditions
Aesthetics must be remembered.
Let's practice your shaving skills
There is no time to mess around in the army!
And this is your task.
I didn't get it, I admit it!
Gently and without trembling
Shave a friend without cuts!
Men are provided with razors and Balloons. Draw a face on the balls and cover them with shaving foam. Whoever can "shave a friend" (or at least hold the blade three times and not break through the ball), he wins.
Intelligence Test
Leading: Gather up, men!
You are not old yet!
Commander: Let's check how the minder works,
And the Internet is not a cheat sheet for you!
Feel free to answer my questions
And ladies, I ask you not to help!
And as they say, without a guess, the mind is not worth a penny!
Questions:
- Do they add when kneading shortcrust pastry yeast? (Not)
- What Russian word has 40 vowels? (fourty BUT)
- What question can you never answer yes to? (Are you sleeping?)
- Why does a woman, when her tights are torn, start looking for nail polish everywhere? (To glue the place of the gap, and they will not tear further)
- Which 6-letter word has 1 letter "K" and as many as 3 letters "H"? ( To a Ntri)
- Numbers 3 and 11 are amazing and special! What unique property they differ? (Three and eleven consist of 3 and 11 letters, respectively).
- Does not bite, does not bark, but is called the same. (@)
- What was the highest mountain on the planet before Everest was discovered? (The mountain remains the highest on Earth regardless of whether people discovered it or not. Answer: Everest)
Table break.
Ditties from women at the table with a refrain
Chorus: And once again
Many, many more times!
1. I am young and good,
And besides, it's beautiful
Admire at work
Male perspective!
2. Our favorite boss
Tomorrow he will go on vacation.
It means team
Get some sleep during your break!
3. Oh, girls, I fell in love!
I can't break away!
The third day I walk, leaf through
Account book!
4. Oh, dear colleagues,
wish you now
Sea of happiness, plenty of money,
Let the girls love you!
5. In honor of a big holiday
The director will be a bunny!
We will all be given an award
And it will give you an extra!
6. The team is our very friendly,
What is there to talk about!
No staff turnover
Not to be seen in our office!
7. Men, congratulations!
We speak at the end.
We raise our glasses
Sounds like a toast to the good guys!
Video congratulations
Showing a presentation or video about the male half of the team. It can be a photo with comments. Signatures can be associated with habits or hobbies, with gastronomic tastes or favorite phrases of an employee.
Sword Trial
Leading: Prepare your swords, but not for battle.
Whoever lasts the longest will impress
Let's start the coordination test.
Lay the plate flat, support it with your sword.
Participants are given a paper plate. The winner is the one who managed to balance with the plate on the tip of the sword the longest.
Commander: I solemnly declare all tests passed! There were no such worthy men in the ranks of the Imperial Army!
The sound of a radio being turned on. The commander takes out a toy walkie-talkie or telephone from his pocket. He puts it to his ear, listens, nods.
Commander: Reporting from the front line! I was informed that the Dark Forces were afraid of the army from the Earth and retreated! You saved the entire galaxy! Three cheers for the warriors of Light!
Leading: And we were convinced that our men are perfectly suitable for responsible service at work! And therefore, they are sent by the Imperial Council to work for the benefit of the company! Let's raise our glasses to the brave and capable men of the team!
Presentation of commemorative diplomas
Prepare diplomas in advance, if possible, paste photos of men into them. As signatures, you can use well-known phrases from films or songs. For example, “I and my Masha are at the samovar”, “Tsar, nice to meet you, tsar”, “Giant of thought”, “I am an old soldier and I don’t know the words of love!” etc.
Or pick up beautiful aphorisms about men that suit your colleagues.
At the same time, gifts are presented, as well as awarding the winners of the competitions. You can give commemorative prizes or intangible but humorous awards. For example, comic certificates: “The holder of this certificate can be late for work for 1 hour without explanation any day”, “The right to a healthy afternoon nap for an hour. Bonus: lingering snoring is allowed,” etc.
birthday cake
Let the end of the evening be a sweet dish. You can cook it yourself: a beautiful birthday cake or muffins with filling. Specially ordered cakes gained great popularity at corporate parties. Such a pie can be decorated as spaceship(on the topic of the script) or in the style of February 23.
Leading:
Our evening was sparkling and bright
Fun and laughter
Also gifts
We generously gave to friends and ourselves!
In honor of you men let fireworks thunder,
And the music is relentless.
You are worthy of the glory of this moment
Accompanied you along the way!
Take care of yourself, play sports.
Eat right, have more fun.
Be confident and courageous
Let the work argue skillfully.
And let luck decorate every day,
Let your strong camp be beautiful!
To tell you rude words did not dare,
And the ladies so that they were dumb with admiration!
Props:
- Suit for the commander: cloak, belt, lightsaber, helmet or mask, in the pocket - a toy radio;
- Cloaks and lightsabers for all employees. Easy to DIY: flexible water aerobics sticks are wrapped in shiny sticky tape at one end. Or buy toys in the store;
- Rope with tied donuts;
- Empty matchboxes, a bowl of boiled eggs;
- Cocktail tubes, M&M candy plate, plates for participants;
- Razors, balloons, markers, shaving foam;
- paper plates;
- Commemorative diplomas, gifts, prizes for competitions.
Modern sketches for February 23 for a corporate party from women. Funny, new for men!
Well, not much time is left for the beautiful half of humanity to prepare for February 23rd. But men expect from their colleagues and girlfriends a holiday and Have a good mood. And then the girls, well, it’s impossible to hit their faces in the dirt. And if so, then here are the new scenes for February 23 for a corporate party from women to make it fun. Funny and funny scenes will help to congratulate male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day and make this evening unique and unlike anything else.
The first scene is a musical congratulation.
What is a holiday without a song?! And on the occasion of February 23, beautiful, funny, but military and festive songs should be performed.
For this scene, the girls must learn some kind of dance, for example, change the usual soldier's march into something bright and danceable. After all, the song is such that you want to march. The song itself is a reworked song to the motive - the soldier has a day off. In our version of the song, it is sung that today is a holiday for men and girls dress up in honor of the holiday. So you can turn the march into how the girls put on makeup and dress beautifully.
Here is the lyrics of the remastered song:
Scene two - congratulations from famous women.
What man does not dream that some kind of famous woman. In this scene, all the secret desires of your men will come true.
To make this scene bright and funny, you need to rehearse and you need to find outfits for the images. And the images here are as follows: Venus, Vasilisa beauty, Scheherazade, Isolde and Pamela Anderson. These girls, in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, decided to congratulate the men. You girls will have to find outfits for their images and select candidates who can handle the role. And then everything is simple - after the words of the host, the girls take turns coming out and saying their speech. The men admire and fall to the floor in amazement.
Scene text:
Scene three - the girls are discussing gifts for men.
In this scene, three girls are sitting and discussing what to give men on February 23rd. In the process of discussion, they reach the point that the most the best gift for them will be - love! Do you agree with this?
Watch the video skit, memorize and do the same performance for your men:
Scene four - girls are drafted into the army
This is a fictional scene, because in our country girls are not drafted into the army. But in honor of February 23, we will show men how real girls are chosen for military service!
Military commissariat. There is a table. A nurse is sitting next to him. On the other side of the nurse are girls who are being drafted into the army. The doctor runs in and says to the nurse:
- Love, what happened? Why was I called to work so urgently?
Luba:
- urgently, because a new call to the army was announced. And they called - it's Monday, it's still a working day.
Doctor:
- is it because of this? So this is nonsense. Now we will quickly send everyone to the army. (to the conscripts) Do you want to join the army? You are all healthy!
The conscripts shout indignantly:
- No, we don’t want to, we are not fit, we are sick.
Doctor:
- who is not suitable there? Come on, give me your medical history here.
The doctor takes a medical history from one recruit, lifts it up and looks at it. He speaks:
- I can not see anything.
Then he puts the story aside, and a thousand rubles remain in his hand, which he also looks at the light and says:
- Ah, now I see, I see that you are all glowing with happiness, because you are not fit for the army. This is confirmed by three zeros.
The conscript leaves the stage with joyful cries.
Doctor:
- so, who else is there with us. Ah, you are my soul! Come here. Look (shows a photo), what do you see there?
Conscript:
- I see love and two people in love.
Doctor:
- ish you, what imagination. And I see my son, my boy, who shows promise and goes to higher educational institution! And here you are, which interferes with his life. Everything is decided - you are fit to serve on a submarine!
Conscript:
- maybe still in a submarine. But not on her?
Doctor:
Everyone will serve in a submarine, and you will know in a submarine. How to ruin a child's life.
Doctor addressing nurse:
- maybe all of them to the fleet, for three years?
Conscripts in chorus:
- no, we can't, we all have love!
Doctor:
Everyone has? Is everyone in love? Then you are not to me, you to the venereologist first. Check your love...
The recruits leave the stage. Doctor:
- dear men, remember that to serve is not just a year, two or three to be away from home. This is a year, two or three years to protect us, girls who are waiting for you and believe in love! Happy holiday to you!
This scene tries to answer the eternal question that every year arises before all the girls and women of our vast country in the second half of February. It will be appropriate at a concert in honor of the Defenders of the Fatherland Day, and at a party in honor of February 23.
HOST: Paraphrasing the well-known lines, I will present the following miniature as follows: “Once on a February evening, the girls wondered ... what to give men on February 23”
There are three girls on the stage.
GIRL 1: Well, what will we give? (everyone thinks)
GIRL 2: No, why do we have to give them something every year?!
GIRL 3: They give us gifts, don't they?
GIRL 2: Mimosa and Alpen Gold are not a gift, but a mockery. Moreover, in our country it is “International Women's Day”, i.e. for all women. And they have "Defender of the Fatherland Day". And which of them served?
GIRL 1: Yes, men are generally lucky in life. You can walk in clothes and shoes until they break, and not until a new collection appears.
GIRL 3: Manicure can be done for free and with teeth.
GIRL 2: The belly is not a reason for depression, but a sign of masculinity!
GIRL 1: To calm your nerves, you don’t need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist, you just need to sort out the carburetor.
GIRL 3: Any container within a meter radius can serve as an ashtray.
GIRL 2: If you came to work in a different outfit than yesterday, everyone understands that today is your birthday.
GIRL 1: You only pack beer with you on the train!
GIRL 3: Yes, and then in the bathroom on the shelf there are shampoos with the names of different hotels and a comb with the inscription "Russian Railways".
GIRL 2: The only movie you've cried over is Blind Man's Bluff!
GIRL 1: You come to the hospital for only one hour and are drunk.
GIRL 3: You don't know how much bread, cheese and sausage cost, but you have it all at home.
GIRL 2: When you come home late and drunk you are again sent "to where you drank."
GIRL 1: You can open the tin with a knife. Then take the crumb, dip it in oil - that's it, dinner is ready!
GIRL 3: Girls, come on. that we attacked them. By the way, being a man is not only “pluses”, but also hard work.
GIRL 3: For example, when buying sneakers, you need to choose such a style so that later you can go to the theater and to the wedding (everyone nods in understanding).
GIRL 1: What will we do with the gift? As usual: shaving foam and lotion?
GIRL 2: No, if a man has a lot of accessories in his cosmetic bag, he is metrosexual (and for them it is a stigma), but if one Toothbrush- you're a brutal man. Let's give them toothbrushes.
GIRL 3: And most importantly, our love (draw hearts in the air).
