INSTRUCTIONS AND PROPHECIES OF THE Blessed MOTHER ALIPIA GOLOSEEVSKY, Kyiv...
Rumiya Farkhutdinova
Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues
Girls, do you want congratulate your male colleagues in an original way use my scenario.
Presenter 1: today we will tell you fairy tale, and maybe not fairy tale, which called: « East, it's a delicate matter."
He lived and was in one West Siberian state, which is almost in the center of Yugra, almost on EAST, one padishah. He kept his state clean and tidy, regularly came to the service always in a good mood because what:
All subjects and colleagues greet him;
With a 100% feeling that you will never be left without a job;
With the realization that raspberries are better than gooseberries.
Presenter2: Meet our padishah. As expected, he puts on his overalls and dances his ritual dance.
we put on a turban and a robe (to the music. "If I were a Sultan", put on the throne.
Smiling girls from his numerous harem danced for him Eastern dance, by the way, look, just here they are
East Dance
Presenter2: But one day a delegation from the military registration and enlistment office came to him with agitation and offered their program for recruiting into the army.
ditties
We begin to sing ditties,
Please don't laugh.
Don't look at us like that -
We can be embarrassed!
In our army in fashion
All soldiers are dressed.
My fiance Volodya is writing to me:
Every day they give an outfit!
My dear, my dear,
Take with you to the war
There you will fight
I am feeding ammo.
Loved the lieutenant.
The major was walking along the road.
I looked at the major
Someone stole the lieutenant!
Red day of the calendar -
How many heroes are here!
Oh, lucky, women, nibble!
We sang a song to you -
Guys here and there!
They confessed their love to you.
If only they didn't get it!
Presenter 1: but our girls stood up for him with a mountain and have spoken their word:
“If necessary, we ourselves will go to serve in the army for him, this is also good for us.
scene"army girls"
Girl 1: OK it's all over Now. Goodbye civilian life! Now for two years my house is a barracks.
Girl 2: Yes, what I just didn’t do to get away from the army. And she mowed down like a pacifist, and turned to the society of soldier fathers, and made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.
1 : Why run away from the army? Here I am, volunteering.
2 : Yes, what a fool will go to the army herself now. Right now there is chaos! Babovshchina!
1 : What, what? What else "shchina"?
2 : What, you haven’t heard anything about Babovism? Well, nevermind, you'll soon find out.
1 : And my mother is like that said: "Lucy, if you want to become a real woman - go to the army, and don't be afraid of anything!".
2 : Yes, how! And wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stand on the bedside table! And run AWOL for deodorants!
1 : And I also heard that in the army you need to salute.
2 : Well, I do not! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, except for the general.
1 : And there you also need to put on a gas mask in five seconds.
2 : What is it? I did my hair for three hours, did it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask!
1 : Nothing, they will cut it to look like Kotovsky, you will do your hair in five seconds!
2 : One pleases, soon a new form introduce: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a decollete.
1 : In vain rejoice. All the same, the ensign will drink everything.
2 : How do you know everything?
1 : Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - in! Shoulders - in! On the back there is a tattoo - DMB!
2 : We met for probably a week.
1 : Yes, we walked nicely on my wires. I put a bucket of moonshine for my girlfriends, so the three of us drank everything.
2 : And we invited the boys. Only they were weak. Everyone leaned on champagne. They drink two glasses, and walk: "Oh, how drunk I am, hold me!".
1 : And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you. Yes, I'm not going to look at other girls!
2 : Everyone says like that. And a month will pass, and you will not wait for a letter from them!
1 : Okay, cry, let's better clean the ensign's face!
2 : Exactly! In her face, in her face. (pictured by hands slap) And then he builds too much of himself!
Presenter2: We will not give the padishah to the army, he is to ourselves needed:
Who clears the paths and sprinkles sand? Our V.I.
Who fixes the sockets? Our V.I.
Who built a steam locomotive and a whole cart of cars? Our V.I.
And to whom what to beat, to repair the door in the hallway? Our V.I.
Presenter2: Thank you, kind padishah,
What have you got us!
your smile of kindness
She's like a light in a window!
We want you to be happy
Successful and healthy!
You are the most wonderful
And the best padishah!
Lead 2: congratulations Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day and wish you to always be with us
and gift giving
Defender of the Fatherland Day is historically associated with the honoring of victorious warriors, honorable veterans and servicemen. But you can be a defender not only with a weapon in your hands, and therefore we do not miss the opportunity to thank and congratulate all the dear men around us.
Not a single team misses this day the opportunity to praise the representatives of the stronger sex. Corporate party becomes a tradition. At the same time, the scenario for February 23 can be very diverse: starting from fun in a cafe and ending with a trip to nature with the whole company.
If you are hosting a party in the office, take some time to prepare the event. In the plan-scenario for February 23 for a corporate party, include items such as
- themed decorations;
- selection of "masculine" music;
- hearty feast;
- toast tips;
- contests-competitions;
- practical gifts;
This scenario is suitable for holding a holiday in a restaurant hall or an office conference room. The participants are seated festive tables, the corporate party is held by two presenters.
The room is decorated with balloons of green shades or camouflage colors. From balloons if desired, you can collect a figure of a soldier or a tank. There are also small tricolor flags and paper planes hanging from the ceiling.
Leading: Dear beloved men!
On this day, filled with greatness,
We will honor and praise you
And keeping all the decorum
Let's not forget to give a gift!
You are all for us Defenders, soldiers,
But better be in civilian clothes, you guys!
Let the form on you be only sports,
And your life is sunny and active!
And now we proclaim...
The words are interrupted by music from the movie " star Wars"March of the Empire". The leader is silent. The military commander comes out.
Commander: A new crisis is brewing in the Galactic Republic! Dark side wins all battles. I - the official representative of the Galactic Empire - came to Earth to fulfill the prophecy and find (the number of office men) warriors who will save our Universe.
Recruits, before joining the ranks of the Galactic Army, you must undergo high-quality training. Get ready for tough challenges!
The commander hands out lightsabers and cloaks.
Leading: But first I order every recruit to take 100 grams for courage! And dear ladies support you and also fill their glasses. For men!
The host after each competition writes down the winners. All competitions are accompanied by music.
Agility test
Commander: We will start the tests seriously,
And let's test the soldiers for dexterity.
As you know, in space gravity is not at all
And the one who is simple does not survive!
When you go into battle
There is no time and you need to hurry.
Who will be the first to refresh
He will be known as the most dexterous.
A rope is pulled in front of the participants, to which bagels or donuts are tied on a rope. The first person to eat the whole donut wins.
Leading: Everyone shines with virtues,
Both honor and courage are whipping over the edge!
To reinforce the strength and firmness of the fist
Among the battles there will be a place for a bivouac!
Table break.
Strength test
Commander: Rota, line up!
All the men line up.
Commander: On the first or second, pay off! First - one step forward!
Leading: The first are skillful and courageous,
Tell us about your strength!
Here in front of you, it would seem, is a funny thing - from matchboxes,
Who can break it with his fist, that guy is not a miss!
Each participant is given an empty matchbox. The box is placed on edge on a flat surface. The task is to flatten it with a fist, usually it flies out from under the arm.
Commander: There is strength, so the mind is not needed!
Who was the second - come out!
The test is no worse
You have to get around!
Before you shells for guns,
You need to check them for strength!
Your own forehead is the best conditions.
I warn you, one shell is raw inside!
A bowl of eggs is placed in front of the participants. They need to grab the “projectile”, split it on the head and put it on their plate. Whoever has the most eggs wins. All eggs must be boiled, just don't tell the participants about it!
As a joke, you can put one ceramic egg, but this is up to you =)
Leading: For strong and ferocious men, women raise their glasses!
A toast from the female half of the team. Table and dance break.
Speed test
Commander: Alright, recruits, get up! Let's check your coherence and teamwork!
Leading:
Valor and honor make a man
And in our team you will not find the weak!
Developed a discipline of steel
And they must win the race!
Commander: Attention, fighters! In order to adequately respond in hostilities, you need to be able to concentrate and develop great speed! Each of you is given a responsible task: to evacuate the inhabitants! And we will train on straws.
Participants stand in a row, they are given cocktail straws.
Commander: With the help of a straw, you need to transfer all objects strictly to your territory. The winner of the competition is the one who saved more "population"!
If there are a lot of men, then it is better to divide them into two teams (First-second). A large plate full of M&M sweets is installed, you need to attract the candy with a straw to transfer it to your plate.
Commander: I praise you, fighters,
You are hardly new recruits.
Leading: They are still excellent fathers,
Husbands, sons and simply brave men!
Top notch male employees!
I invite all the ladies to sing for you!
Women sing a song-alteration with congratulations for colleagues.
Test of eloquence
Leading: Oh, what women, what women!
Meanwhile, the glasses are gathering dust! And, in order to correct the oversight, we will triple the contest in eloquence! We fill our glasses, and the men take turns toasting. Whose toast gets the most applause wins!
Table pause.
Accuracy test
Commander: Construction!
In difficult combat conditions
Aesthetics must be remembered.
Let's practice your shaving skills
There is no time to mess around in the army!
And this is your task.
I didn't get it, I admit it!
Gently and without trembling
Shave a friend without cuts!
Men are given razors and balloons. Draw a face on the balls and cover them with shaving foam. Whoever can "shave a friend" (or at least hold the blade three times and not break through the ball), he wins.
Intelligence Test
Leading: Gather up, men!
You are not old yet!
Commander: Let's check how the minder works,
And the Internet is not a cheat sheet for you!
Feel free to answer my questions
And ladies, I ask you not to help!
And as they say, without a guess, the mind is not worth a penny!
Questions:
- Do they add when kneading shortcrust pastry yeast? (Not)
- What Russian word has 40 vowels? (fourty BUT)
- What question can you never answer yes to? (Are you sleeping?)
- Why does a woman, when her tights are torn, start looking for nail polish everywhere? (To glue the place of the gap, and they will not tear further)
- Which 6-letter word has 1 letter "K" and as many as 3 letters "H"? ( To a Ntri)
- Numbers 3 and 11 are amazing and special! What unique property they differ? (Three and eleven consist of 3 and 11 letters, respectively).
- Does not bite, does not bark, but is called the same. (@)
- What was the highest mountain on the planet before Everest was discovered? (The mountain remains the highest on Earth regardless of whether people discovered it or not. Answer: Everest)
Table break.
Ditties from women at the table with a refrain
Chorus: And once again
Many, many more times!
1. I am young and good,
And besides, it's beautiful
Admire at work
Male perspective!
2. Our favorite boss
Tomorrow he will go on vacation.
It means team
Get some sleep during your break!
3. Oh, girls, I fell in love!
I can't break away!
The third day I walk, leaf through
Account book!
4. Oh, dear colleagues,
wish you now
Sea of happiness, plenty of money,
Let the girls love you!
5. In honor of a big holiday
The director will be a bunny!
We will all be given an award
And it will give you an extra!
6. The team is our very friendly,
What is there to talk about!
No staff turnover
Not to be seen in our office!
7. Men, congratulations!
We speak at the end.
We raise our glasses
Sounds like a toast to the good guys!
Video congratulations
Showing a presentation or video about the male half of the team. It can be a photo with comments. Signatures can be associated with habits or hobbies, with gastronomic tastes or favorite phrases of an employee.
Sword Trial
Leading: Prepare your swords, but not for battle.
Whoever lasts the longest will impress
Let's start the coordination test.
Lay the plate flat, support it with your sword.
Participants are given a paper plate. The winner is the one who managed to balance with the plate on the tip of the sword the longest.
Commander: I solemnly declare all tests passed! There were no such worthy men in the ranks of the Imperial Army!
The sound of a radio being turned on. The commander takes out a toy walkie-talkie or telephone from his pocket. He puts it to his ear, listens, nods.
Commander: Reporting from the front line! I was informed that the Dark Forces were afraid of the army from the Earth and retreated! You saved the entire galaxy! Three cheers for the warriors of Light!
Leading: And we were convinced that our men are perfectly suitable for responsible service at work! And therefore, they are sent by the Imperial Council to work for the benefit of the company! Let's raise our glasses to the brave and capable men of the team!
Presentation of commemorative diplomas
Prepare diplomas in advance, if possible, paste photos of men into them. As signatures, you can use well-known phrases from films or songs. For example, “I and my Masha are at the samovar”, “Tsar, nice to meet you, tsar”, “Giant of thought”, “I am an old soldier and I don’t know the words of love!” etc.
Or pick up beautiful aphorisms about men that suit your colleagues.
At the same time, gifts are presented, as well as awarding the winners of the competitions. You can give commemorative prizes or intangible but humorous awards. For example, comic certificates: “The holder of this certificate can be late for work for 1 hour without explanation any day”, “The right to a healthy afternoon nap for an hour. Bonus: lingering snoring is allowed,” etc.
birthday cake
Let the end of the evening be a sweet dish. You can cook it yourself: a beautiful birthday cake or muffins with filling. Specially ordered cakes gained great popularity at corporate parties. Such a pie can be decorated as spaceship(on the topic of the script) or in the style of February 23.
Leading:
Our evening was sparkling and bright
Fun and laughter
Also gifts
We generously gave to friends and ourselves!
In honor of you men let fireworks thunder,
And the music is relentless.
You are worthy of the glory of this moment
Accompanied you along the way!
Take care of yourself, play sports.
Eat right, have more fun.
Be confident and courageous
Let the work argue skillfully.
And let luck decorate every day,
Let your strong camp be beautiful!
To tell you rude words did not dare,
And the ladies so that they were dumb with admiration!
Props:
- Suit for the commander: cloak, belt, lightsaber, helmet or mask, in the pocket - a toy radio;
- Cloaks and lightsabers for all employees. Easy to DIY: flexible water aerobics sticks are wrapped in shiny sticky tape at one end. Or buy toys in the store;
- Rope with tied donuts;
- Empty matchboxes, a bowl of boiled eggs;
- Cocktail tubes, M&M candy plate, plates for participants;
- Razors, balloons, markers, shaving foam;
- paper plates;
- Commemorative diplomas, gifts, prizes for competitions.
So SCENARIO FEBRUARY 23 - MEN IN THE OFFICE
Men are invited to the room where the celebration will take place.
One of the men (in command).
Rota, equalize. Attention! Dear women, for the solemn acceptance of congratulations built!
Leading (reads poetry).
Once a year, at the end of winter,
All men are an object of admiration
And the reason for the big mess.
Fortitude and glimpses of genius
They are immediately visible
Once a year, on the eve of spring.
Once a year, at the end of winter,
All men call us
Manifestations of unearthly feelings -
And softened hearts melt
And disturbing frivolous dreams
Once a year, on the eve of spring.
Once a year, at the end of winter,
All men - both military and civilian -
From Rostov to Kolyma
Waiting for gifts, flowers and applause.
You are on the crest of a wave today -
Like heroes of a great country.
Leading.
Private ____________ two steps forward!
You _____________, a wonderful man.
Frank, honest, wise.
Kind and sociable
Bold and determined.
May not always be intelligent,
But competent in his field,
And graciously forgives
When they don't understand.
_______________ goes into the fire without looking,
For a fair purpose.
With its energy it turns everything and everyone,
And in a moment you forget about the problems.
Where our _______________ is, laughter is heard,
In his company you just relax.
Private _______________ two steps forward!
Our _______________ is a super boss.
There is a manhood in him.
Okay, I found a reason
Tell him about this.
Being a deputy is not easy
He pulls a cart, of which there are not many.
He would use milk for harm,
But he is not harmful, thank God! ..
Leading.
At ease!
Leading.
I ask you to take fighting places at the festive table!
Dear men! Congratulations on the Defenders of the Motherland Day!
We congratulate you on the holiday of the soldier,
But we always want to see you only in civilian clothes!
And if you are in shape, then only in sports -
For running, football and active life!
Leading.
And now the female ensemble will perform a song for you:
It is performed to the melody of the song “Girlfriends have been married for a long time, but I keep dreaming about the prince.”
Wine froths in glasses
And we want to congratulate you!
We have men, like in the movies,
And we sincerely wish:
Chorus:
To grow your income
To wait in the kitchen for pilaf,
Fishing was waiting for the catch!
To go on vacation - to the Bahamas!
To be loved by the ladies
And at the same time, so that you
The youthful ardor in the soul did not go out!
We wish you bright dreams
And happy dates!
And understanding without words
And fulfillment of desires!
Chorus:
To grow your income
I had an account in a Swiss bank!
To wait in the kitchen for pilaf,
Fishing was waiting for the catch!
To go on vacation - to the Bahamas!
To be loved by the ladies
And at the same time, so that you
The youthful ardor in the soul did not go out!
Here every husband and every rank!
Here all handsome men are supermen!
We will drink together for men!
May happiness await you without treason!
Chorus:
To grow your income
I had an account in a Swiss bank!
To wait in the kitchen for pilaf,
Fishing was waiting for the catch!
To go on vacation - to the Bahamas!
To be loved by the ladies
And at the same time, so that you
The youthful ardor in the soul did not go out!
Leading.
Dear men! We are grateful that we have you!
We wish you to always be Men with a capital letter!
We wish you to achieve the general's shoulder straps,
Know everything, know everything and work hard!
Follow the dressing of your army,
Less often from wives to go AWOL!
Let no blood be shed
And your glorious regiment never surrenders!
We wish you to always stay in the ranks!
May you be lucky in love, as in battle!
Two men are called.
Competition "Portrait of a Lady".
Leading.
Now we will find out who is your muse, dear knights. (There are 2 easels in front of the men. Ovals of a woman's face are painted on them. They blindfold the men and bring them to the easels, giving a felt-tip pen in their hands). Now you will draw portraits of your favorite women as prompted. We draw the eyes-holiday of your beloved, now the eyebrows, nose, mouth, small tender ears into which you whisper words of love at night. It remains to draw the curls of the beloved woman. Ready. Submit your painting. You can remove the blindfold. Applause for the artists! For such work, you need to give kisses to these lovely ladies that you portrayed.
Competition "Who will dress the girl faster."
Leading.
In the speed of undressing women, men have no equal. But what about dressing up? Who will dress up his beloved faster?
(Attributes for dressing: hair clips, clip-on earrings, bracelet or watch, hats, glasses, shoes, belt).
"Who is who?"
The names are written on the cards various types men. You can come up with your own names based on the characteristics of the invited men, or use the following:
Intellectual;
Casanova;
A man in his prime;
real colonel;
Ideal husband;
Mage and wizard;
Honor and dignity of the nation;
Prominent fiance.
Labels must not be offensive. For a humorous flavor, each card is recommended to be supplemented with appropriate pictures or clippings from magazines. The host puts the cards in a hat and invites the male guests to pull out one card at a time without looking. This is where the whole honest company learns about the "hidden" essence of the men present.
The host makes a toast:
Do you know the difference between a diplomat and a girl?
If a diplomat says "yes", it means "maybe";
If a diplomat says "maybe", it means "no";
If a diplomat says no, then he is not a diplomat!
If a girl says "no", it means "maybe";
If a girl says "maybe", it means "yes";
If a girl says yes, then she is not a girl!
If a man says "no", it means "no";
If a man says yes, it means yes;
If a man says "maybe", then this is not a man!
So let's drink to real men who know what they want!
best toast
The facilitator informs the participants that, without a doubt, a real man should be able to drink properly. However, the purpose of the competition is not to drink more than others, but to do it most gracefully.
After that, each participant receives a glass of strong drink. The contestants take turns toasting and drinking the contents of the glass.
best compliment
Since a real man must be gallant and be able to find an approach to a woman's heart, in this competition, participants compete in complimenting the fair sex.
The one whose compliment women like more than others receives a prize point.
Leading.
We continue our celebration:
The women's ensemble performs a song to the tune of "Songs of the Pilots":
Tonight, tonight, tonight
Without you, men, let's face it, there is nothing to do!
We will gather around the table
Glasses full of pouring
And for the men we love, we will sing a song.
Chorus:
It's time for us to confess
Always lean
On your faithful we want a shoulder!
There will be a lot of luck
You guys are brave, brave, brave!
So slender, beautiful, curly!
We'll drink one, we'll drink two
For your glorious deeds
But don't have a headache tomorrow!
Chorus:
It's time for us to confess
That we love you dearly, we love you, we love you dearly!
Always lean
On your faithful we want a shoulder!
Let fate sometimes be cruel to us, let it be!
Never allow despondency in your heart!
There will be a lot of luck
Everything will change, you know!
Then they drink and eat.
For February 23
We want a cheerful muse
Sing the praises of a smile for.
You are so smart and noble
You are charming in appearance
You will create anything.
And everyone is famous for something.
Today we are present at the 2010 Man's Awards ceremony, awarded by the Ladies' Academy. The ceremony is dedicated to February 23, a holiday like a favorite men's day.
For a whole year, members of the ladies' academy discussed the merits of the nominees, washed their bones, laid them out on the shelves, saw through and endowed them with all sorts of epithets. And here is the result of this painstaking work today we present to your attention.
So! The first nomination "Fighter of the invisible front". The prize in this nomination is awarded for modesty and purity of thoughts.
All the nominees of our department of the male half are represented in this nomination. After a long debate and a graceful squabble, _______________ (a circle) won in this nomination.
In the second nomination, everyone was afraid to be nominated. This nomination is called "Mr. "Charming simulator", for hiding from the views of persistent ladies and disappearing from sight! and wins it after a long debate and a graceful squabble _______________!!! (shine for shoes)
In the third nomination, oddly enough, there are three nominees: DE, AB and SU. After a long debate and a graceful squabble for the desire to always be the first and on time in the nomination "Mr. Punctuality" won _______________!!! (card holder)
We wish to live always "on the rise",
Both in personal life and at work!
And always remain true knights!
Knowledge is power
All team players participate in this competition. The facilitator asks questions to the teams one by one. At the same time, the women's team is asked men's questions, and the men's team is asked women's questions.
Questions for women:
What is a carburetor part of? (motor)
Is the hood on the car front or rear? (Front)
What is Bullitt? (Penalty in ice hockey)
In what direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards itself or from itself? (Push)
Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (in hockey)
Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)
Which company's products have a checkmark logo? (Nike)
Questions for men:
Why do women drip nail polish on torn tights? (So that the arrow does not go on torn tights)
When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)
What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
Why would a woman need acetone? (Wash old nail polish off)
What is the name of a small purse that stores items needed to do makeup? (Cosmetic bag)
Do they put yeast in shortbread dough? (Not)
Do I need to wash off the dye from the hair after dyeing it? (Yes)
The team that scored large quantity points, receives a prize - a cake or a bottle of champagne).
Animals
The host invites everyone to play a game. He slowly, so that no one hears, tells each player his animal, then everyone enters the circle and the leader begins to tell a fictitious story about how he went, for example, to a circus or a zoo. He must name the animals. If he names one of the animals made to someone, this person must quickly sit on a chair (squat), and other players try to prevent him from doing this.
So, the presenter "handed out the roles" and tells the story:
"Once I went to the circus. It was fun there, the strongmen lifted the weights, the clowns amused the audience, the riders did all sorts of tricks while sitting on ... horses. Then the tamer performed with his ... tigers. But the main number of the program was ... a hippopotamus!".
The meaning of the draw is that it is the hippopotamus that is guessed by all the players, and the whole company, as one, flops together on a chair (squats).
Copy of the monument
From all those present, a pair "A" and "B" is selected. Player "B" is led out of the door by the assistant facilitator and blindfolded. At this time, player "A" comes up with an unusual body position for himself (for example: standing, sitting on a chair, lying down). When it is ready, it freezes in this position. Enter player "B". Its task is to determine by touch the position in which player "A" is located and copy it, i.e. himself to take, in his opinion, exactly the same position. When he is ready, his eyes are opened. Everyone is comparing results.
Open an account
Usually two pairs are called (in each pair, a man and a woman). The host announces: “Now you will try to open a whole network of banks as quickly as possible, investing only one bill in each. Get the initial contributions! (Gives out candy wrappers to couples.) Pockets, lapels and all secluded places of your partner can serve as banks for your deposits. Try to process your deposits as quickly as possible and open as many banks as possible. The facilitator helps the pairs to complete the task, after 1 minute sums up the results. After that, women are invited to change places and "withdraw all the money from other people's accounts" as quickly as possible.
Now let's see how you can solve riddles. But they are not simple, and only real heroes who have intelligence, ingenuity and a sense of humor can guess them.
1) Not winged, but a feather, as it flies, it whistles like that, but it sits, it is so silent. (Arrow).
2) I fell into a swan and now I can’t find it. (Bullet).
3) You can’t see with your eyes, you can’t take it with your hands, and without it you won’t go on the attack. (Hooray!).
4) Breathes fire, blazes with fire. (A gun).
5) Everything rides on it: both joy and sorrow. (Mail).
6) Black seed is sown with the hands, collected with the mouth. (Letters).
7) 2 heads, 6 legs, 2 arms, 1 tail. (Rider).
Cool Inexpensive capital nourished all souls. (Shi).
9) He was born in the forest, grew up in the forest, came to the house, gathered everyone around him. (Table).
10) Village set for seven minors. (Shops).
11) The main weapon of the Nightingale the Robber. (Whistling).
12) Container for miracles. (Sieve).
13) There is no warrior in the field. (One).
14) Royal head distinction. (Crown).
15) Heroic figure. (Three).
16) Minimum measurements per cut. (Seven).
178) Not alone in the field. (Warrior).
1Cool Rogue figure. (Fourty).
19) "Unclean" dozen. (13).
20) Witchplane. (Pomelo).
21) Serpent for the father. (Gorynych).
The most resourceful
Cards with items are prepared in advance, five pieces for each participant:
1. a glass of water
2. anything starting with "k"
3. lace
4. something red
5. watch
1. handkerchief
2. something brown
3. a person in whose name there is a letter "b"
4. comb
5. mirror
1. ring
2. something yellow
3. carton
4. glasses
5. keychain
Each participant draws a card and must find these five items, and they can find them, ask, steal, but in no case take them away.
The winner is the one who finds all five objects the fastest. Based on the results of all stages, the most-most is selected by the audience voting and he is awarded ......
Our holiday continues:
A song is performed to the motive of a song from the film "Three Musketeers". (It is better to arrange it in the form of a scene: women “on horses”, with sabers, in hats).
February again, and the red number,
So, Defender's Day according to the plan!
And we were brought back to the stage,
Hiring an ensemble is not yet affordable!
Chorus:
It's time, it's time, let's rejoice
In your lifetime
Because there are men
Free day!
We whisper to fate more than once:
- Mercy to the side!
Men need money
Se la vie!
And women need them all the more!
But most importantly, we wish you love!
And may good luck accompany you!
Chorus:
It's time, it's time, let's rejoice
In your lifetime
Because there are men
Free day!
Bye-bye-bye we have such defenders,
We whisper to fate more than once:
- Mercy to the side!
Ending and prizes to give away:
We congratulate all men
With such a wonderful day for men!
Rich life pictures!
Happy, difficult, long roads!
Not battlefields - fields of arable land,
Not the whistle of bullets - but the whistle of birds!
May yesterday not return
Let the earth be - without borders!
Scenario of the competition program by February 23 "From the Life of a Soldier" is suitable for any company and venue, does not require special preliminary preparation, while it perfectly supports the theme and creates a festive mood. (Thanks to the author of the idea D. Fedorov)
All competitions for different sides soldier's life: training, nutrition, dismissal - easy and fun, and they can be made part of any other scenario.
Presenter: Not even a year has passed since we again celebrate Defender of the Fatherland Day! And that means we have a whole evening ahead of us. funny contests and Have a good mood! They say that military service is hard only for the first 25 years, do you agree? As for ours, I propose to start by thinking what the word "service" itself means, and to do this, determine what quality each of the six letters of this word corresponds to? Let's start with the first letter of the word - "C". I believe that this quality is courage. (Replicas come from the audience, the presenter comments on each of these qualities)
Presenter: So, with your help, I now have an idea about military service. Service is: courage, dexterity, prowess, vitality, cheerfulness, activity.
And we are starting our competitive program, which will be held in several rounds, after each round one of the participants will leave the playing field of battle.
The first round of the competitive program: "Tactical training"
Presenter: More than once, a Russian soldier at critical moments came to the rescue with ingenuity. About this even folk tales they say, they say, a soldier's strength is not in a gun! So let's check your theoretical background at the same time and train your ingenuity! The one who gives the correct answer - step forward and be silent while others answer questions. The one who does not give a single correct answer during the competition is eliminated!
1. The outcome of the struggle in our favor (victory)
2. What a soldier thinks and what he eats from ( bowler)
3. Big naval chief ( admiral)
4. Warship (cruiser)
5. "Bam, bam - and past" (milk)
6. Combat vehicle (tank)
7. Rumor and snitch in the army (radio operator)
8. One of the main weapons of a soldier (a spoon)
The second round of the program for February 23: "Physical training".
Presenter: As you understand, now we will strengthen the body! The best way to do this is exercise! Spread out! Now they will show you everything! Most importantly, carefully follow the movements of the instructor! I say move! Not for the instructor! (the last phrase sounds at the moment when a pretty instructor girl in a sexy tracksuit enters the stage; she shows intricate exercises that are difficult to repeat, so the presenter strictly monitors their implementation, be sure to make humorous remarks aloud, based on which the instructor takes the most clumsy of the "warriors")
Third round: competition "Dining room".
Presenter: Did you exercise? You can also eat! Now let's check how ready you are for outfits in the kitchen! Now you have to realize the folk proverb about cabbage soup and porridge - our food! And cook us a cabbage! In front of each of you are products that are supposedly necessary for cooking cabbage soup. You are given a minute to think and an empty saucepan - put in it what, in your opinion, cabbage soup is prepared from! (The player who makes the most mistakes is out.)
To confuse the participants, one should add radish, olives, various cereals, canned fish, stew and so on to traditional cabbage, carrots, onions and tomatoes.
Fourth round - "Combat"
Presenter: Oh, this is my favorite moment - drill training: how beautifully men can walk in step, all trim and shaved - just a feast for the eyes! Come on, let's practice! March on the spot! Left! Left! Ah, two, three! Alignment to the left! Step finished! One, two! Around! Attention! Is it hard to sing a song? Come out one by one! (the player must march along the hall, singing a song aloud; the loser is determined by the most liquid applause).
Fifth round - "Dismissal"
Presenter: It's great when the drill is behind and the dismissal looms ahead! Now, if only I could get more money, because in dismissal I want to relax more interestingly, and eat - tastier! Do you know that in the tsarist army a soldier was paid a ruble for a month of service, and besides, he received separately for various reviews and parades - this was decided by the Sovereign Emperor. By the way, money could be stored in a special battery cash box, and taken when needed. Of course, I don’t promise you money, but I’ll check your ability to count. Here's a task for you - to calculate from one to twenty, skipping all the numbers that are divisible by three. Whoever makes the most mistakes is out.
The sixth round - "Commander's training".
Presenter: Here they are - our three heroes, three pigs, three brothers, three serene summer months! They bloom and smell like three poplars on Plyushchikha! Why, you are commanders without three minutes! Do you know about it? Yes? How are you going to lead? Will your voice let you down? Diction something will not disgrace?! Come on, we will train your speech apparatus! Get envelopes with tongue twisters - they are all different for everyone and you can open envelopes only at my command. Having opened the envelope quickly, we read each of the tongue twisters written three times. Whoever has the worst functioning speech apparatus will go home.
Tongue Twisters:
1. My spoon is curved.
2. The transformation of the losers after the defeat is striking.
3. There is a hill with sacks in the field. I'll go out on the hill, I'll fix the sack.
1. Intermediate obstacles are easier to overcome.
2. I'm driving along potholes, I won't get out of the potholes.
3. Portraits of the proletarians clarify everything without comment.
1. My skirt is fashionable, one of the fashionable ones is fashionable.
2. Reported, but under-reported, began to report, reported.
3. In the yard the weather spread bad weather
Final round.
Presenter: What do we have? And we have two excellent warriors who can sing a lot, and they will be able to bungle up quickly. What is left to check? Yes, it's very simple - undress, we'll see how you know how to wash in a soldier's bath! … Joke! The task is simpler: in two minutes you have to recruit a detachment for yourself: run up, touch a person with your hand, and he gets into your line. As soon as I say "stop!" - We start counting the recruited soldiers. Started!
Naturally, the one who manages to assemble a larger team than his opponent wins. We hand over a very large medal to the winner, attach marshal's epaulettes and offer the audience to the cries of "Hurrah!" swing it in your arms.
MBOU "Secondary School No. 3", Kogalym
SOLEMN CONGRATULATIONS OF MEN ON THE HOLIDAY
The script used materials from various Internet sites.
SONG "A soldier has a day off ..."
February is the busiest month of the year! Maybe that's why the biggest and most severe men's holiday appeared in February.
If you think that February 23 is a holiday for military personnel, then you are deeply mistaken! February 23 is Defender of the Fatherland Day.
And every man, whether he is a naval officer or a programmer, a businessman or a policeman, a scientist or a teacher, is a Protector.
February 23 is the Day of the Defender of his fatherland, his family, his honor labor collective. February 23 is Real Man's Day.
Every day and every hour we are surrounded by real men - men whom we love, with whom we are friends, who help us solve industrial and domestic problems. So the most sincere congratulations on February 23rd.
There is a common title - a soldier.
Both general and private
It is solemnly kept
They are always ready to fight.
Forever imprinted in granite
Hero names.
Who is ready for battle - that world keeps
We don't need war!
Do not renounce the sense of proportion,
Do not rush to the departed after,
Don't desecrate your creed
Other days, other times.
And, keeping the honor of the uniform,
Life directing to the shores,
Do not make yourself an idol,
Don't make an enemy!
No, not for titles and awards
The soldier was the hero in battle.
He defended his country
Children, mother and wife,
Spring through canopy
Birches and lindens relatives ...
We congratulate you on this day
Your defenders!
SONG about WAR performed by future defenders of the Fatherland, students of 10 grades. (Here may be a song with a guitar)
The look of a woman - he is not looking for beauty,
But - strength, strength, faith, kindness.
And tender, but with a weak hand
A woman sometimes looks for support.
A man is a monolith of life,
He is the salt of the Earth, he is a warrior, he is a magnet.
We love you, worthy sons,
And we will not forget how to love - neither we nor you.
Who would give us tender names?
And we were protected, when not for them?
Who would sing? Who would kindle a fire in us,
In which we burn with love?
Who would shield with strong shoulders?
Who paid with his blood in battles,
So that our lullabies sound
To the sound of rain, to the whispers of branches?!
The hearth with them warms warmer,
You can’t count the dishes on dostarkhans!
They are a joy to us and our children!
It's good, men, that you exist!!!
SONG "I will name the planet by your name" performed by a 10th grade student.
STORY
Three girls at the tea
The conversation went like this:
They say they live in the world
several heroes - wonderful people.
On a working day, everything is by eight
They are gathering.
And the work began to boil -
They love their job very much.
Yes, those heroes
Always a lot of ideas
They make plans
The whole class is controlled.
And with a computer
For many years already
There are among the heroes, that
That knows all the laws
Reading the history of the country
This man, anywhere
The lesson is preparing for Cheers. B. (history teacher)
There is a hero there
What follows the figure of any,
He brings everyone to the gym
And any competition holds. G. (physical education teacher)
You know, in our times
Everyone needs security.
Don't worry safety
Will provide a rich man.
So that you can be calm
All our women's team M. (physics teacher)
Processors, hard drives, modems,
Operating Systems, Internet -
Can't live without high technology
Today this man is bypassed. E. (computer science teacher)
He union work
Lead with success for many years.
Yes, they keep up with progress,
Let the path be hard sometimes
Still owns miracles
Men from the office of labor G (labor)
At the glorious squad
At the head is not Chernomor,
And the general director
He is the most important person there. M. (director)
And the obegist is just an ace there.
Bogatyrs are all top class. H (To the teacher of life safety)
And after work they rest:
Watch football and read books
Hunting, fishing, writing poems.
Do not list all hobbies.
And it’s better not to find that squad,
At least go to the thirtieth kingdom.
Vedas: And on this day we congratulate all men,
And we dedicate our fairy tale to you all.
SONG performed by a teacher of Russian language and literature. OK.
Let there be new achievements
Victory, true friends,
And the course lies - on achievement!
Happy February 23rd!
Always be proud of your work
And surround your loved ones with care,
Strive to reach your goal
And be the first in your favorite business!
We always want to be on top
And to win in everything is easy, impromptu!
At every latitude and longitude -
Only new plans! New horizons!
I wish you success, wish you good luck
It is easy to rest and work with dedication.
So that joy in fate
I met yours more often
So that everything comes out and everything works out.
GIFTS FROM THE TRADE UNION
Congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day!
From myself I want to wish you:
Be calm and patient
Protect the motherland and women.
May courage always sound in the hearts,
Let a bold gleam shine in your eyes,
Let the song help you in your soul,
TO YOU, MEN, I wish
HONOR TO HAVE!!!
SONG "Don't cry girl..." Traditional song of our school
