The scenes for the new year are funny. Humorous scenes for elementary school

New Year's holidays are the most appropriate time to communicate with children. Parents and children are jointly preparing for the cherished date - they decorate the house, decorate the Christmas tree. And if guests who also have children are expected on December 31 or January 1, this is a reason to prepare a scene for showing at the New Year's Eve. Learning and rehearsing the role will give the guys great pleasure.

Many scenarios for the holidays sin with protractedness and complexity of preparation. It is better to learn a few small scenes than one big and convoluted story. They can be shown intermittently for games and competitions for guests.

The sketches below are not only suitable for home - you can use them when preparing a holiday at school or in kindergarten.

The best funny scenes for kids

Short funny scenes will amuse both children and adults for the New Year 2019. Mini-performances will make the holiday fun and memorable.

Letter to Santa Claus

Daughter: "Mom, please buy me a notebook of 96 sheets!"
Mom (surprised): "Why do you need to be so fat?"
Daughter: “I will write a letter to Santa Claus, what gifts I want! To make sure everything fits! "
Mom: "Just don't forget to write to your grandfather how you behaved this year!"
Daughter: “Well, if you write that it’s good, it will be a lie. And if you write that it's bad - then I won't see gifts like my own ears. " I will write this: “Dear Grandfather Frost! During this year I have done a lot of quite original actions! ... "

Order for Santa Claus

Son: "Dad, I just sent a letter to Santa Claus!"
Father: "And what did you order him, I wonder?"
Son: "Oh, just a little ... Just a designer, a machine gun and a laptop!"
Father: “These are all wonderful things, of course! But maybe it's not worth asking for a laptop? And then the list is too long ... "
Son: “Oh, why are you so worried? You won't buy gifts, but Santa Claus! "

How to get a gift

Child: "Mom, are you glad that New Year is coming soon?"
Mom: "Well, of course, I'm glad!"
Child: "Will you receive a New Year's gift from Santa Claus?"
Mom: “Santa Claus comes only to children! And my dad will probably buy me a present. "
Child: "What would you like to get from him?"
Mom: “To be honest, a mink coat! But I'm not sure that he will give it to me ... "
Child: “And you try to fall to the floor, shout and pound your feet! It always works for me! "

About Vovochka

Teacher: “Little Johnny, how can you treat learning like that? What a day, then a deuce! If this continues, your father will soon have gray hair. "
Little Johnny: “Oh, this will be an excellent gift for him for the New Year! Otherwise he is completely bald! "

Funny scenes for teenagers

Teens are able to learn large volumes of role-playing texts. In the scenes for them humor prevails, "adult" realities are introduced.

Protection of Santa Claus

First guard: "Is Santa Claus in place?"
Second security guard: “Shh, come on without names, there could be wiretapping. And in general, it sounds intolerant. "
First: "How should it be?"
Second: “Pensioner Low Temperature! He will come when the clock shows certain numbers! "
First: "But we don't have a watch!"
Second: "We will be informed!"
First: “What's Baba Yaga? Didn't you throw heaters anywhere? Didn't you set up the heat guns? "
Second: “Everything is under control. We keep the foe at a distance. "
The first one: “I am already middle-aged, but still there ... She will change into a Snow Maiden, then a Barbie, then a Little Red Riding Hood. Here you have to keep your ears open. By the way, it's time to bypass the territory. "
(The guards leave, after a while Baba Yaga jumps out)
Baba Yaga: “What, they didn’t wait ?! Thought to celebrate the New Year calmly ?! And I came! Now I'll catch your frostbitten grandfather, but I'll put him on the battery! Let your old bones warm up a bit! And I'll take the presents for myself! "
(The guards run out, grab Baba Yaga by the arms. The song "Our service is both dangerous and difficult" is playing)
The first guard: “I made my way, it means that I landed from the stupa on a parachute? Now we will put you under lock and key, so as not to interfere with the celebration! "
Baba Yaga: “Boys, maybe not? Or maybe we'll come to an agreement in an amicable way, eh? You will help me to cope with my grandfather, and I will take you to my staff. With an increase! "
Second guard: “You will negotiate with Koshchey the Immortal. He has also been sitting with us for a long time, on enhanced nutrition, by the way. "
Both guards: “Santa Claus has incorruptible guards! Happy New Year, guys! "
(Baba Yaga is taken off the stage)

New Year's essay

The teacher (sitting at the table): "Holidays, holidays, but I have to work, check notebooks ... So, the essay" So I ask Santa Claus for the New Year. " It's curious what they wrote here. The first one is Little Johnny ... "
(The teacher opens the notebook, Little Johnny enters the stage)
Little Johnny: "I would ask Santa Claus to make it so that no essays have to be written next year!"
(Little Johnny leaves)
Teacher: “Well, everything is clear with that, quitter ... Next notebook. Masha. Stop, why is the catalog of cosmetics attached to the essay? "
(Opens the notebook, Mashenka enters the stage)
Mashenka: "I would ask Santa Claus for the New Year items №145, 146 and 172!"
(Mashenka leaves)
Teacher: “Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay ... Who's next there? Egor!"
(Egor appears on the stage)
Egor: “To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write him a letter. Where can I get his personal e-mail? Here you cannot do without breaking the system ... "
(Egor leaves deep in thought)
Teacher: “Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I'm tired of something, then, probably, I'll check it. "
(All the children run onto the stage)
In chorus: "Happy New Year, with new happiness!"

Oligarch and his daughter

Oligarch: "Zlata, daughter, do you know what holiday happens at the end of December?"
Zlata: “Dad, I'm only 11 years old, why should I figure it out? The calendar in our house hangs on the third floor in the fifth room - take the elevator and see. "
Oligarch: "Actually, we have already celebrated this holiday, guess yourself."
Zlata: "This is when we went to Hawaii?"
Oligarch: “No, it was your birthday. The fifth day of each month. "
Zlata: "Do I remember a holiday when we rode in a tank?"
Oligarch: "No, we celebrated Victory Day."
Zlata: "When did you fly on the plane?"
Oligarch: "And this is Aviation Day!"
Zlata: "Well, okay, I give up!"
Oligarch: “New Year is coming soon! My favorite holiday! "
Zlata: "What is special about him?"
Oligarch: "Well, it is customary to give gifts on this day!"
Zlata: "No, but what is special?"
Oligarch: "And I don’t give gifts!"
Zlata (surprised): "Who?"
Oligarch: "Santa Claus!"
Zlata: "Where is he on the Forbes list?"
Oligarch: “None. Giving gifts is his job. And on this day, everyone gets together, drink, eat tangerines and shout "Christmas tree, burn!"
Zlata: "Why burn it?"
Oligarch: “No, they don't burn it! Lanterns and toys are hung on it. My hands are itching already. Let's decorate the tree! "
Zlata: “Come on! Only half of the toys - to me! "
(Dad and daughter leave the stage)

Matinee scenes

A matinee in kindergarten or in elementary school will be decorated with a small New Year-themed scene with the participation of several characters.

Cinema about Santa Claus

The director reads the main text, children in costumes act out the show. Characters can also be inanimate objects.

Director: “We are making a movie about Santa Claus. Camera, motor, let's go! One day, Grandfather harnessed his horse and went into the forest to cut a Christmas tree. And what's going on in the forest: the wind is making noise, the wolves are howling, the owl is hooting. A deer ran past, tapping its hooves. Hares jumped out into the clearing, drummed on a tree stump. We saw Grandfather with a horse and galloped away. He sat down on a tree stump and looked around. Sees - a lot of trees around. I went up to one tree and touched it. It won't do. I examined another tree - I didn't like it either. Looks - the third is just right. He swung his ax at her, and the Christmas tree begs ... "
Fir-tree number 3: “Grandpa-grandpa, don't chop me down! I'm not good for kids. My leg is lame, the needles are crumbling, the bark is all peeled off! "
Director: “Grandfather obeyed, but he approached another tree. I touched it. And the needles are strong, and the bark is intact, and the trunk is straight. Good for the New Year! Lo and behold, the ax has already been lost somewhere! He decided to pull out the tree with the root. And the tree tells him ... "
Fir-tree number 4: "Pull-pull, old, you still won't have enough strength."
Director: “The grandfather began to drag the tree. Can't pull. Hares came running to the rescue. Pull-pull - to no avail. They called the wolves. Pull-pull - again it does not work. The wolves called the owl. Everyone began to pull the tree. The Christmas tree rests, it is not given. Yes, here the wind will blow! On the one hand blowing - no way! On the other hand, there is a tree! Blowed from a third party! And then they pulled out the tree! The grandfather was delighted, put the tree on the sled, and went with it to the children, to celebrate the New Year! The end of the film!"

Bored Christmas tree

There is an elegant Christmas tree with a sad look, sadly looking at the floor. The Leader comes.

Host: “Hello, children! How smart you are today, how beautiful! Anything expensive to see! This is how it is necessary to celebrate the New Year! So, where is the Christmas tree. Where? There she is! Oh, what are you, Yolochka, so sad? Let's find out from her why she is not cheerful? "
Fir-tree: “I'm bored here with you! Here are my girlfriends - everyone is standing in the city squares. There is music, and they are luxuriously dressed, and they have heaps of gifts! And what about me? Eh ... "
Host: “Why are you, Yolochka, saying that? We have a lot of fun here! Look how many girls and boys there are! They can do everything here - they dance, they sing songs, they recite poems. "
Yolochka: “Oh, you can't believe something? Is it true that he can sing? "
Host: “Of course we can! Guys, sing for the Christmas tree? "
(Children sing a New Year's song)
Yolochka: “Yes, it's not bad! I already like it here. What else can you do? "
(Children show numbers, recite poetry)
Yolochka: “Well, now I see that it was not in vain that I was here! Do you have any gifts for me? "
(Children decorate the tree with tinsel, paper-cut snowflakes)
Host: "Yolochka, do you still want to leave us on the square to your girlfriends?"
Yolochka: “I want to stay with you! You are very funny and beautiful, you know how to celebrate a holiday. "
(Children dance around the tree)

With fun text and minimal props. These can be scenes or fairy tales with a quick change of clothes (or no costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.

Collected here the best New Year's tales and skits - impromptu, the plot of which is associated with this wonderful a holiday called New Year .

Some of them with a large number of characters, and some are not, some are designed only for an adult company, other New Year's tales and sketches can be carried out in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thank them for that!)

1. New Year's scene "Chukchi" based on S. Mikhalkov's fable.

scene moved - watch

2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat".

This wonderful New Year's game is always fun and cheers up everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well, much depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).

Leading: A festive table on New Year's ... for many, this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads ... What do you think is the most popular salad in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's cook it.

Gives the participant a chef's hat and apron. Asks him to invite guests to certain roles. Places 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Then the guests sit on chairs on their knees to each other, so that those sitting in one chair look at those sitting in the other chair.

1. At the base of this salad there is a herring, it must be large, juicy - invite two juicy men. And the eyes of the herring are large and slightly protruding. I said lightly! OK!

Men sit on chairs facing each other

2. Put on the herring, or rather scatter the onion cut into rings. Invite two ladies of blondes, the onion is white! Girls, we are scattered over the herring, we are not shy.

Ladies sit on the knees of men facing each other.

3. Now take the boiled potatoes and spread them on top. We invite men again. Potatoes, why are you so boiled, let's be more active!

4. Let's grease everything with aromatic low-calorie mayonnaise. We will invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!

The ladies sit down again.

5. And again the vegetable. This time, carrots. Men, we are waiting for you. What a beautiful carrot we have! All straight, long, strong! And what a beautiful tops!

Men sit down according to the same principle.

6. Mayonnaise again, ladies go! We sit down, smear ourselves!

The ladies sit down again.

7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, you are not red, and not even burgundy, but we hope they are delicious!

The men sit down.

8. Let's decorate our salad with herbs. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you parsley, make a twig.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon Appetit!

Applause to all participants!

3. Instant New Year's scene: "Filming a movie!"

Raise your hands for those who dream of becoming an artist, who wants to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the place, a film will be filmed, in which you are instructed to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate which role you have. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role on the card - come on stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!

Reads, calling one participant in the performance and forcing them to "enter the image."

So, the artists received cards with the characters of our impromptu performance, which we will shoot on camera. What needs to be done, they learn only on stage and must immediately execute it.

This is a very fun outdoor game. Costumes are not necessary for her, it is enough to prepare 6 cards with words and put 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card for himself and sits on one of the chairs. Having heard the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: "Happy New Year!" - all together stand up and run around the chairs. It turns out not a scene, but a funny "runner" with words.

Characters and words:

Holiday - "Hurray"
Santa Claus - "I have not drunk with you yet?"
Snow Maiden - "As much as possible!"
Champagne - "I'll hit you in the head"
Christmas tree - "I'm all on fire"
Gifts - "I'm all yours"
All: "Happy New Year!"

Text.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl and dreamed: when I grow up, I’ll arrange a big New Year’s HOLIDAY, I’ll dress up a huge Christmas tree, and a real GRANDFATHER FROST will come to me. And at this time, somewhere in the world there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a suit of FATHER FROST, give everyone GIFTS and meet a real SNOW Maiden. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became a SNOW MAID, and the boy became GRANDFATHER FROST. And soon they began to dream of a New Year's HOLIDAY.

GRANDFATHER FROST dreamed of gathering all the friends and giving them CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to be accompanied by shouts: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" kissing the SNOW Maiden. And then came December 31, 20 .... year. They dressed up a Christmas tree. At the HOLIDAY the CHAMPAGNE river poured, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “This is a HOLIDAY! AND GRANDFATHER FROST is real, and the SNOW Maiden is a beauty. And what a wonderful Christmas tree! What a superb CHAMPAGNE! "

The best GIFT for GRANDFATHER FROST and the SNOW MAID was that the guests shouted: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!", "HAPPY NEW YEAR!", "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Source: forum.in-ku

5. New Year's impromptu "January 1 morning"

Mum

Mirror

Beer

Refrigerator

Box

Thunder

Rain

Alarm

Child

Grandfather

Messenger.

Text

PAPA got out of bed with difficulty in the morning. I went, looked into the MIRROR and said: "No, this cannot be!" Then PAPA angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOMA opened the REFRIGERATOR with a bang, took out a BEER and brought PAPE. PAPA drank the BEER and said: "Wow, good!" MOM ran up to PAPE, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.

At this time, THUNDER thundered on the street and it started RAINING. The ALARM rang, woke up The CHILD woke up and ran up to MOM in fright. The CHILD was shaking with fear. PAPA invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the eyes of the CHILD. The ALARM was ringing again and, hobbling out of his room, wailing and wailing, the angry GRANDFATHER came out. He also wanted BEER, but the BEER was over, so GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist to DADDY, and hugged the frightened CHILD.

The doorbell rang. It was a Messenger who came and brought a box of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the Messenger, quickly took the box of BEER and limped off to his room. But DAD and MOM saw it and ran after him merrily. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were unhappy, since no one offered them a hangover.

(Source: forum.vcomine.com)

6. New Year's scene in retro style "The Girl and the Thief".

Characters:

author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or an employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, sample of the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (always in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost

Once in a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena went to her home
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl is jumping, waving her purse).

Without sorrow and anxiety
The girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the courtyard,
A thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief runs up with a revolver)

I waved my pistol
He ordered to throw off his fur coat.
(The thief is actively gesturing with a revolver)

At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena is a thief in the eye
Bam! What was the strength!
(The girl demonstrates several techniques).

The thief screamed here in pain,
Lena called 02.
(He calls on his mobile. A policeman appears and blows his whistle).

The thief is now in captivity
And the whole head is in bandages.
(A thief, sitting on a chair, holds a grate with his hands in front of his face, while a man in uniform bandages his head).

Snowflakes are dancing outside the window
(Snowflakes are dancing with tinsel)

The thief looks at them longingly,
Licks ice on the window,
Bitter crying day after day.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)

All swollen already from tears
And the drooping one walks.
Will not understand that Santa Claus
Doesn't come to jail!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).

Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year,
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances incendiary with a bottle of champagne)

Let's say this to a thief today
Concluding our rhyme,
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"

7. Fairy tale - impromptu for the New Year "The main tree in the lights"

New Year's impromptu theater. The presenter speaks the text, the selected actors pronounce only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.

Characters and replicas:

Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck!"
Snegurochka: "And I'm only from the cold, I'm a May rose"
Ice Palace: "Are you stunned? Close the doors!"
Main Christmas tree: "And I am so, damn, mysterious"
Staff: "Hold on, don't be mistaken !!!"
Sani-Mercedes: "Eh, pour, pump!"
Mobile phone: "Master, pick up the pipe, the women are calling!"
Curtain: "I am silent, but I am doing my job!"

(background music sounds quietly "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")

Text

THE CURTAIN opens. The MAIN TREE froze, waiting for it to be lit? Then FATHER FROST appears on the SANYAH-MERCEDES. FATHER FROST tears from SANEY-MERSEDESOVSKY and parked them not far from the MAIN FIR-TREE. And the MAIN TREE is waiting for decisive action. And at this time the SNOW Maiden appears, holding the STAFF in her hands, a MOBILE hanging around her neck. GRANDFATHER FROST happily hugs the SNOW Maiden, kisses the STAFF and takes the MOBILE.

And the MAIN TREE senses the approach of the decisive moment. GRANDFATHER FROST touches the slender branches of the MAIN TREE WITH STAFF. From the magic touches, the FIRMER tree immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. The SNOW Maiden clapped her hands, SANI-MERCEDES started to dance, GRANDFATHER FROST shouted joyfully, energetically waving the STAFF, to the loud glee of the MOBILE. THE CURTAIN is closing.

8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"

In this one, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest who will portray the Echo in his handsA big bag of chocolates and every time it sounds like "distribute" - let him go to the hall and distribute them.

Characters:

Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone who is at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Rogues - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome man
Horse
Bear

Text
It's quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and squeak from their branches. The merry woodpecker gouges a mighty OAK with its beak, prepares a hollow for itself. ECHO echoes throughout the FOREST. A cold WIND rushes between the trees and tickles the woodpecker's feathers. The woodpecker shivers from the cold. A RAVE sits on a branch of OAK and croaks loudly. ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. The BEAR wanders sadly in the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO spreads a creak throughout the FOREST.

SNOW covered the entire FOREST. A trembling woodpecker sticks out its long beak from the hollow of the mighty OAK. A RAVE sits on a branch of OAK and croaks loudly. ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. The BEAR finally fell asleep. He curled up into a ball under the mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO CHEERABLE HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, play catch-up.

Suddenly there was a noise. Two robbers jump out into the clearing with shouts and drag the bound BEAUTY. ECHO spreads screams throughout the FOREST. The robbers tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. BEAUTY shouts “Save! Help!". ECHO screams throughout the FOREST.

At this time, a YOUNG BEAUTY was passing nearby on his fighting HORSE. He heard the screams of the BEAUTY and galloped off to save her. THE BEAUTIFUL shouted: "Surrender, robbers!" ECHOs spread a ferocious whinny throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, the BEAUTY won. The robbers scattered.

The FOREST roared joyfully, the RAVEN croaked cheerfully, HARES clapped their hands.
BEAUTY freed BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped with the BEAUTY on the HORSE and rushed across the FOREST into a bright future.

9. New Year's fairy tale-impromptu "Three Bears".

Characters:

Winter

Snow

Hut

Mikhailo Potapych

Nastasya Potapovna

Mishutka

Father Frost

Chair

Pillow

Trees

A bowl

Bushes.

Text

It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on the TREES, on the BUSTS, on the HUGE standing in the forest. And in this CUBE sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASIA POTAPOVNA and little MISHUTKA. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he got up on it, sat down with all his might, got up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. MISHUTKA ran around, tossed and caught a PILLOW, sometimes getting her into MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, then into Nasya POTAPOVN, it greatly amused him, and he laughed, holding his stomach.

Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that there was a harsh WINTER on the street, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and BUSHES bend to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, soon all the TREES lay on the BUSTS, sprinkled with SNOW. Suddenly, the SUPPLY shook under the weight of the snow falling on her. From there, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASIA POTAPOVNA put her beloved BOWL on her head and the BEARS in his hands carried his favorite PILLOW, throwing it in his hands. And then, from behind the blockage of TREES and BUSTS, FATHER FROST came out, he was dumbfounded by what was happening, and the bears should sleep in winter.

And WINTER is standing, it is all harsher and harsher, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on the blockage of TREES and BUSTS, on our BEARS, who stood up, huddling each other, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.

Here GRANDFATHER Frost wondered why, after all, BEARS don't sleep? While FATHER FROST was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited FATHER FROST to sit down. After washing her face with tears and looking at her beloved BOWL for the last time, NASTASIA POTAPOVNA handed it to FATHER FROST. And MISHUTKA, seeing that the parents were not sorry to part with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on the CHAIR, FATHER FROST sat on the PILLOW.

All the BEARS in turn began to recite poems about winter, FATHER FROST was deeply moved and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened ... ... As before, there was a harsh WINTER, the SNOW continued to fall on the TREES and BUSHES, A SUPPLY, MIKHAILO STAPPED sweetly sleeping there on her favorite CHAIR, NASTASIA POTAPOVNA in an embrace with her BOWL, and MISHUTKA sucked his finger in his sleep, lying on his favorite CUSHION. AND GRANDFATHER FROST walked around the izbuška and sang a lullaby to them.

10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".

Characters:

Snowflakes

Snow Maiden

Koschey

Stump

Oak

Baba Yaga

Hut

Father Frost

Text
I'm walking through the woods. SNOWFLAKES flutter, fall to the ground. I looked, the SNOW Maiden was walking, the SNOWFLAKES were caught and examined. And behind her is KOSCHEY sneaking up on her heels. The Snow Maiden is tired, looks - STUMP stands, all covered with SNOWFLAKES.

The Snow Maiden shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then KOSCHEY grew bolder, came closer. "Come on, she says, SNOW MAID, to be friends with you!" The SNOW Maiden got angry, jumped up, clapping on the STUMP with her palm, on the SNOWFLAKES with her top leg. "This will not happen, insidious KOSCHA!" And she went on. KOSCHEY was so offended that he sat down on the STUMP, took out a knife, and began to carve out a bad word on STUMP. And the SNOWFLAKES keep falling on him and falling. The Snow Maiden went out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. The SNOW Maiden came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “He scared me with an evil KOSHCHA, they covered the path with SNOWFLAKES, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with the OAK.

Then BABA-YAGA rushed in, looking, OAK, and under him the SNOW MAID. She tore the SNOW MAID from the OAK, put it on a broomstick behind her and flew away. The wind whistles in your ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them like a whirlwind. They flew to Babkina's FULL, and she stands in front of the forest, and back to Baba Yaga. Baba-Yaga and says: "Well, EXTRA, turn your front to me, and back to the forest." And the OUZBUSHKA answered her something like that…. Oh, thanks for the tip. She said so. But then she turned around as ordered. BABA-YAGA put the SNOW MAID in it, and closed it with seven locks. So she stole the SNOW Maiden.

We need to free the SNOW Maiden. Well, FATHER FROST and all the sympathizers, let's redeem the SNOWMAID from BABY YAGA (guests redeem either for champagne or showing their talents).

The scene involves two people.

FIRST: Good evening, dear friends! Now I will tell you how to properly celebrate the new year?

SECOND: Stop! Why you and not me ?!

FIRST: Because you don't know, but I know how to make perfect New Year's holidays!

SECOND: Where! I know you! You are one of those people who have not gifts under the tree, but a stupid cross from the tree.

FIRST: And you are one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the tree - like - as if someone gave them gifts. Santa Claus damn it!

SECOND: And you are one of those who watch Urgant on TV all New Year's Eve.

FIRST: And you spread tangerines around the apartment everywhere, so that like everywhere it smelled like a new year.

SECOND: And you are one of those who, on New Year's Eve, during the President's congratulations, are photographed against the background of the TV

FIRST: And you are one of those who shout “Why should you be able to open it!”

SECOND: And you are one of those who buy firecrackers and fireworks for 10 thousand, and then on New Year's Eve, you stupidly fall asleep

FIRST: But you belong to that group of people who go by taxi for vodka on New Year's Eve.

SECOND: And you are one of those who always say: "Hey, pay for a taxi, otherwise I have no change since five thousand!"

FIRST: And you are one of those people who take a camera for the New Year, and then post photos like Lehin_striptease on VKontakte, Lech don't sleep in a salad

SECOND: Yes Yes. Just people like you do not go to bed on New Year's Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you'll get to the toilet.

FIRST: And people like you in the morning of the first of January get up before everyone else and begin to annoy everyone: "Come on, get up, let's go for a drive up the hill!"

SECOND: And you are one of those who, for the new year, send all friends the same SMS with congratulations. And after a couple of hours, they receive it for themselves as a congratulation.

FIRST: And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until he’s finished eating, he’s your guest. At least give him a damn hint.

SECOND: And you are one of those people with whom you drink, drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar hut.

FIRST: And you are one of those who invite your ex to the new year, and your current ex.

SECOND: You are one of those who at midnight, counting aloud the strikes of the chimes, always go astray and start clinking glasses at the 11th beat.

FIRST: And you are one of those who in a tavern begins to stare at women from the company at the next table. And then the whole New Year's Eve is to grease this comrade from the men from this company.

SECOND: And you are one of those who start drinking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor fellow lasts until one in the morning, and then "and dick with them!" and untied.

FIRST: And you are one of those for whom champagne for the new year is needed only to throw a piece of chocolate into it, and sit to watch it float up and down.

SECOND: Okay, admit it, we're both good ...

FIRST: And therefore, to meet the new year at five with a plus

CHORUS: Do not do as we do!

Scene for the New Year - Protection for Santa Claus

The scene for the New Year - funny - is suitable for lower grades, as well as for grades 9, 10 or 11. Happy New Year to you.

(two security officers leaving the microphone)
Guard1: Vip arrived?
Guard2: He always arrives at the last moment, is busy.
Guard1: We checked everything, the Bab Yaga did not instruct other heaters anywhere.
Guard2: We didn't even let her into the entrance, just as she didn’t try and dressed as a Snow Maiden and a red cap.
Guard1: How was it calculated?
Guard2: And we have Vasya, he still knows fairy tales, his mother read to him in childhood, says that this is a Snow Maiden with a broom and a little red riding hood in a scarf and in a web ...
Guard1: Granny got mad,
Guard2: Well, everything seems to be all right on stage?
Guard1:(pretends to be talking to him over the microphone) We are all leaving, they say at the entrance baba I have broken through.
(leave) (Baba Yaga enters the stage)
Baba Yaga: Here they have decorated and decorated, and now I will rip it off and tear it apart - I will ruin the holiday.
(Soundtrack (from Counter Strike) "go go go")
(guards run out onto the stage and catch Baba Yaga)
(Baba Yaga resists, shouts)
Baba Yaga: I will ruin the New Year anyway.
(she is removed from the stage)
Guard3: Don't worry, our company guarantees a cheerful mood.
(Behind the scenes, the sounds of fighting die away)

(Dance can be added)

(reklama)

Scene "How we looked for Santa Claus!"

Snowman (presenter) comes out.
Snowman: Hello kids, greyhound girls and boys.
Children: Hello! (In chorus)
Snowman: Did you know that today is a magical day?
Children: Yeah!
Snowman: Why do you know magic?
Children: Yes, today is New Year's holiday!
Snowman: right! Day of fulfillment of all desires. But we cannot celebrate this holiday without Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden: trouble! trouble!
Snowman: Snow Maiden, what happened?
Snow Maiden: Trouble Snowman! Grandfather stole!
Snowman: How was it stolen? Who stole it?
Snow Maiden: it was stolen by the evil Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga comes running with a broom.
Baba Yaga: yeah, don't you wait?
Snowman and Snow Maiden: Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga: Yes it's me!
Snowman: Give Santa Claus !!!
Baba Yaga: Ha ha ha, I won't give it up so easy! First, guess the riddles.
Snowman: Well guys, are we going to guess riddles?
Children: yeah!
Baba Yaga: Well, here's the 1st riddle: What comes before winter?
Children: Autumn!
Baba Yaga: Right! Here's another riddle: Who sweeps and gets angry in winter ?? Blowing howling and spinning, making a white bed? It's a snowy ... (blizzard)
Children: blizzard!
Baba Yaga: Right!
Snow Maiden: Well done boys!
Snowman: Now give us Santa Claus back!
Baba Yaga: So be it ...
Santa Claus comes out
Father Frost: Hou hou hou, hello kids, girls and boys!
Children: Hello!
Snowman: HOORAY!!! Now we will celebrate the New Year!
and everyone starts to have fun, dance

New Year's scene "I want to be a Snow Maiden"

- (The daughter of Baba Yaga enters the stage, screams, falls silent, starts crying again, falls silent, screams again)
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, oh daughter, what is it who offended the little one, whom to turn into rotten toadstool, whom to erase into tooth powder?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.“They don’t take me as a Snow Maiden to the School Tree, I’m already ugly, they say.
- Baba Yaga.- Isn't it beautiful, look at yourself and stately, oh, and clever, intelligent.
Wait, I have a hairdresser, I have a friend, Leshy says every girl is beautiful, you just need to emphasize this beauty. He will touch up you that unnecessarily scrape you off, you will not be worse
any other fool.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Snow Maidens and not Fools. And I don't need your hairdressers. They wash their hair, cut their braids, braid it fucking disgusting, and they also have eau de toilette, but I'd rather drown myself in kerosene than go to such a hairdresser.
- Baba Yaga.- Calmly do not drive the wave Goblin knows his work, he only works with natural material with resin and spruce cones, a little spring water and you are in good order just Figurochka.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Yes, not a Figurine, but a Sne_gu_ro_chka. And they already discharged the Snow Maiden, she. His granddaughter comes with Santa Claus.
- Baba Yaga.- Well, you can dress up as the Snow Queen, if you want, I'll conjure up an outfit for you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- You are completely old and completely lost about my health, you are not sick of thinking that you have thought up the outfit of the snow queen, this is how many kilograms of icicles and ice chips and a kokoshnik made of pieces of a broken mirror is a direct threat to the safety of life.
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, I didn't think. Oh, I almost ruined it. Well, I have one more remedy.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Which?
- Baba Yaga.- Are you a robber?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Rogue.
- Baba Yaga.- Thug?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Thug.
- Baba Yaga.- Tear off?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Tear off.
- Baba Yaga.- So you will be a fairy and you know how to conjure a little. You will conjure them a present. You know how everyone will love you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Hurray Hurray I will be a fairy, each with a wart, they will know how to offend me. Mom, move your hands, wave your wand more actively, I need a fairy set: a leather jacket with wings to make it more pokucheryav and a magic wand and Prada Krasovki.
- Baba Yaga.- My daughter is doing magic. (Option 2 now, my daughter will only collect the ingredients) - I'm conjuring my daughter.

Chur chur fax pax
Hey you two from under the bench
Two daring little ones
Find some new clothes
For a daughter's party

Two from under the bench Appear and begin to dress up the Daughter of Baba Yaga to the music,
- Daughter of Baba Yaga. - oh, beware of my beauty, they themselves asked for it.

New Year's scene "Criminal New Year"

The melody from Gentlemen of Fortune is playing. Slowly sneaking up, constantly looking around, two men dressed in costumes of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. The one who is dressed in the Snow Maiden clutches a bag with gifts to his chest.

Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, do you hear where we got to?
Father Frost: And fig knows him, bald. The main thing is that there are no cops here - and that is bread! (laughs)
Snow Maiden: Well, yes, gray-haired, you generally thought of it normally: for the new year, dress up as a Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, so that you can rob without a pale. I just don’t understand one thing, why is it you - Santa Claus, and I’m a Snow Maiden?
Father Frost: Well, first of all, bald, I have a real beard (pulls off Santa Claus's beard). Where have you seen the bearded snow maidens? This business is loved only in Europe. And secondly, the second suit of Santa Claus was not found, and it would be suspicious. We are, again, not in Europe. Anyway, say thank you that I didn't dress up as Santa Claus, otherwise you would be a deer!
Snow Maiden: You yourself are a deer! Bearded!
Father Frost: Whose cow moaned there, huh?

And they step on each other.
At this moment, a girl enters.

Young woman: And there you are!

Santa Claus and Snegurochka freeze and very slowly turn to her.

Young woman: Well I ordered you!
Snow Maiden (quietly): She? US?
Santa Claus (staring into the neckline of the blouse with a single eye): No.
Young woman: Only I was waiting for you at the main entrance, and you are already here! But this is even wonderful. And then the holiday will begin soon, you need to have time to prepare.
Snow Maiden (scared): Celebration? W-what holiday?
Young woman: How what? New Year, of course! That is why I called Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. And I see you are already with gifts!
Snow Maiden: Yeah, as they collected for themselves. (pulls the bag closer to him).
Young woman: This is good, only you can find out why the Snow Maiden is a man?
Father Frost: Yes, you understand, the crisis ... There are not enough Snow Maidens for everyone. So they take just anyone ...
Snow Maiden (Santa Claus pokes in the back with displeasure, and then turns to the girl): And you, excuse me, actually, who?
Young woman: Oh yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anna Yakovlevna Smekhova - a teacher in our kindergarten.
Snow Maiden: D-kindergarten?
Young woman: Yes, and now the younger group will have a holiday. So that…
Santa Claus: Gray-haired, just call me Gray (takes the hand and slowly bends down for a kiss on the hand)
Snow Maiden: He is a gray-haired Arkady Sansanovich. What a scumbag ... oh, Santa Claus! And I am Lysovoy Mityai Palych ...
Young woman: Arkady Sansanovich, very nice! (examining the hand of Santa Claus) Oh, and you have such an interesting tattoo here (reads) s.i.u.u.
Father Frost: It's just that Veliky Ustyug didn't fit….
Snow Maiden (from behind Santa Claus): so what kind of children are there?
Young woman: Yes, they are quite small, only recently they got out from under the table, now ... a new year tree. So now you will see everything for yourself.

A New Year's melody for children plays, and “kids” come out: dressed up in costumes of a deer (required), a bunny, a bear, a parsley, a dog, a wolf, etc. men. You can just put masks on them.

Young woman: Children, say hello to Santa Claus.
Children (in chorus): Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Father Frost: Well, well, lads! (goes up to everyone and shakes hands. Comes to the deer and says) Well hello, deer. (turns to the Snow Maiden and grins) Look, there really is a deer!
Snow Maiden (hisses at Santa Claus): hello kids! Let us dance a round dance with you.
Father Frost: Oh, exactly, a round dance! So, it means, they stood up one after the other, hands behind their backs iiii…. Went. Maestro, music! (plays out gentlemen of fortune)

The Snow Maiden bangs her forehead with her fist.

The music ends and the girl says: And now Santa Claus will give you gifts!
Snow Maiden, stepping back and hiding the bag (hysterically): NO!
Young woman: Oh yes, of course! You need to tell Santa Claus a poem. Well, doggy, come on tell me.

It turns out "doggy" and recites any New Year's poem.

Santa Claus (clapping): Well handsome, high five! (goes up to the Snow Maiden and tries to take away the bag, shakes her head so desperately and does not give). He told the rhyme!
Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, are you crazy or what ?! If it is so to everyone who recites the rhyme to give honestly stolen goods, then we will not be left with it!
Santa Claus (still taking out a wad of money and clapping her palm): Hey, dog, for such a gift, one rhyme will not be enough.
Dog: And I can still guess the riddle!
Father Frost: Oh, yes you are looking, what an impudent one! The daredevil is straight. (turns to Snegurochka) She clearly senses what is still in the bag, sss dog. Well, okay, come on, listen: I found her in the woods. I was looking for her for a long time. I brought it home because I couldn't find it.
Dog: A splinter.
Father Frost: Oh-pa! Which! Krasava! Wow! Give me a paw! (gives money). You paid your parents for the whole kindergarten with these gifts for a year in advance. And all this in just one rhyme and riddle! The rest study! Hold on to another chocolate bar!
Snow Maiden: Chocolate ?! You also have chocolates ?!
Father Frost: No, well, what?
Snow Maiden: Well, give it here! (runs up, grabs the rest of the chocolates and distributes them to the children) Here you go, you have a chocolate bar and you a chocolate bar and you. Everybody run from here! Happy New Year. Let everything stick together, that is, it will come true!
Young woman: Oh, thank you! So great! You are just great!
Father Frost: What is really there, everything is for you (looks at the neckline) Anna ...
Snow Maiden: Well, since that's it, then we’ll probably go!
Young woman: Where are you going? What about money?
Snow Maiden (presses the bag closer): will not give it back!
Young woman: No, I’m giving you money for your work.
Snow Maiden: Ahh, well it can be ...

And at that moment a man runs in.

The male: And there you are! I finally found you!

Santa Claus and Snow Maiden simultaneously raise their hands up.

Young woman: Oh, Andrey Nikolaevich! You come!
The male: What, late again?
Young woman: It's okay, here, meet. These are our Santa Claus and Snegurochka, who had a wonderful holiday. And this, police captain Andrei Nikolaevich, is Petit's son!
Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden (slowly lowering his hands): Zzzzdrassti.
The male: Yes, you understand, I was late for my son's holiday again! And all due to the fact that some cretins decided to rob all the shops for the new year! No, well, you can give them their due for originality: it’s necessary to dress up as Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in order to steal money, chocolate and tangerines!
Snow Maiden (hisses in Santa Claus's ear): Mandarins ?!
Santa Claus (shrugs): So the new year is the same.
The male: Now run, look for them all over the city! And how many of these Santa Clauses with Snow Maidens - do not count! Take yours at least!
Young woman: Oh, you don’t have to take ours. They had a holiday with us.
Snow Maiden: Yes, yes, while “someone” was robbing, we were at a party, so it's not us!
At this moment, a "child" dressed up as a dog runs in: dad, dad you came! And look what Santa Claus gave me! (gives money)

Santa Claus and Snegurochka slowly move back.

The male: Well, stand!

And they all run away together.

Young woman: This is how little Petya's dream came true - to celebrate the New Year with his dad - a major! So let your dreams come true. Happy New Year!

An obligatory part of New Year's concerts at school are short funny numbers performed by students. Most often, high school students prepare funny sketches for the New Year 2019 for school. It can be both funny congratulations for children and teachers, and mini-performances on topical topics, reminiscent of comic numbers from KVN. But even younger students, exactly like students from middle grades, can participate in funny scenes. For example, put on a number about Babu Yaga, who is trying to ruin the New Year, or a comic dance of Russian attendants of 3 people. The theme of such children's performances can be very different, ranging from musical parodies to reworked fairy tales in a modern way. Next, we offer you some interesting ideas that you can use for funny scenes for the New Year 2019 at school.

The funniest New Year's scenes for schoolchildren - short numbers, ideas and examples

To cheer everyone up at a New Year's concert for schoolchildren, it is not at all necessary to stage long numbers - short funny scenes are also perfect. Usually they are dialogues between several participants on topics close to the holiday. Also, actual options for a New Year's concert can be different school situations that are easy and fun to beat. For example, you can put on a short scene about Vovochka and the teacher, who chastises him for poor grades and reproaches that his father will soon have gray hair. To which Little Johnny cheerfully declares, they say, this will be an excellent New Year's gift for his dad, because he is completely bald.

Examples of short and funny New Year's scenes for schoolchildren, the best ideas

Another great plot for a funny New Year's school scene is writing a letter to Santa Claus. Here you can play with, for example, a huge amount of writing (a total notebook of 48 sheets), mistakes in every word, because of which Santa Claus does not understand the content of the address to him. You will find some more interesting ideas for New Year's short sketches for school below.

Universal scenes for the New Year for children on modern topics - funny examples, video

Special attention should be paid to universal New Year skits for children on funny topics that are relevant in the modern world. First of all, numbers of a certain format fall into this group. For example, musical medley - funny numbers using cuts of audio tracks from songs and phrases from movies. Also, the always relevant format of the scenes is a comic dance number, in which funny dressed participants perform - famous characters.

Universal examples of funny scenes for the New Year for children on topical modern topics

Another example of a universal format for funny New Year's sketches for children is reworked fairy tales with a modern twist. For example, you can put a number about how the characters from a fairy tale about 12 months would look today. Of course, the dialogues and images of the characters in this case will be very different from the classic plot. You will find several interesting options for universal and very funny scenes for a New Year's concert at a school for children in the following videos.

Very funny scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school students - modern ideas

If we talk about the options for funny scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school students, then it is important to remember that such numbers should be short. Small children can very easily get confused when performing on stage and forget a long text. Therefore, it is better to choose short scenes in the form of dialogues between 2-3 people. It is also good to use music and dance numbers, which are much easier for primary school students to remember. For example, a safe New Year's Eve is the funny dance of Russian women who are trying to portray the bottom break dance.

Modern ideas for funny scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school students

As for the theme of the numbers, in elementary school, New Year's-themed scenes are especially relevant. These can be options using traditional characters: Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Snowman, Baba Yaga, etc. You can also play out a scene about New Year's wishes and the main traditions of this wonderful holiday. Some examples of funny scenes for the New Year for primary school students can be found in the following videos.

Cool modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for students of grades 5-7 of the school - the funniest options

For ideas for cool modern scenes for the New Year 2019, students in grades 5-7 of high school can also use funny options from the previous selection. But unlike elementary school students, high school kids can put on longer and more difficult numbers. For example, they can prepare not just an excerpt from a children's fairy tale, but completely remake this work on the New Year's theme. Suitable in the form of a cool scene and a comic parody. As an example, we can give a situation where show business stars could congratulate Santa Claus. For such a number, you need to choose the most recognizable and popular performers, and rewrite their hits in a festive way. Of course, in such a performance, the artistry of the performing students is very important, who are able to convey the image of a star through parody.

Funny options for cool modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for students in grades 5-7 of high school

Also, numbers on everyday topics are suitable as funny and funny sketches for the New Year for students of grades 5-7. For example, a rather fun performance can be played around the traditional preparation of the average family for the New Year. You can also use popular scenes from KVN, playing them with a New Year's bias. You will find vivid examples of funny numbers for the New Year 2019 in the video selection below.

Funny and funny sketches for the New Year 2019 to school - options for high school students on modern topics

If we talk about funny and funny sketches for the New Year to school, then numbers on topical modern topics are best suited for high school students. For example, school graduates can put on a comic rap battle between students and teachers. Cool dance performances for modern hits using interesting costumes are perfect for a New Year's concert. In addition, high school students can use popular network challenges as the basis for a fun number.

Funny options for funny scenes on modern themes for high school students for the New Goal 2019 to school

A funny number for a New Year's concert performed by high school students can also be made in a stand-up format. This type of humorous performance has recently been gaining more and more popularity and will be relevant as part of a school event for the New Year. As a theme for a stand-up performed by high school students, you can use situations familiar to everyone from school life. Another fun format for comic sketches is “expectation / reality” performances. Moreover, such a scene can be played up, or it can be made interactive, for example, using large-format pictures or small video clips on the screen. Some examples of funny scenes for the New Year's concert for high school students can be found in the following videos.

Scenes for the New Year 2019 for school should definitely be funny, funny and cool. Of course, the level of humor of such numbers largely depends on the performers - students in grades 1-4 of primary school, 5-7 grades of secondary school or schoolchildren from grades 8-11. It is clear that the older the children are, the more modern and sophisticated numbers can be delivered with their participation. But even short children's scenes can cheer up everyone present with a properly composed comic script for the holiday. For example, it can be funny greetings for teachers or popular numbers from the New Year's editions of KVN. Do not forget about mini-performances of 3-4 people, which can ignite the audience, for example, with the cheerful dance of Baba Yaga or restless Russian attendants. We really hope that the ideas and videos from today's article will help you plan an unforgettable New Year's concert at school!

The tradition of holding matinees in kindergartens and schools on the eve of the New Year in our country was formed at the beginning of the last century. And since then, kindergarteners and students of primary and secondary schools annually come up with a script and rehearse interesting, funny and modern New Year's scenes. Now, on the eve of matinees and winter holidays, teachers and educators are looking for scenes for the New Year 2019 for primary schools and high school students that would be liked by both the children themselves and the guests of the holiday. And with the greatest joy, children and adolescents learn modern scenes with jokes and comic congratulations, as well as short KVN performances and mini-scenes about the New Year. Our website contains scripts and videos of the funniest New Year's scenes for elementary school students, grades 5-7, high school students and for preschool children, which are sure to please modern kids and teenagers.

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Comic and funny modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for primary school

Pupils of grades 1-4, unlike teenagers, sincerely believe in Santa Claus and Snegurochka, so they prepare with all diligence for the New Year and enthusiastically learn New Year's songs, poems and funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school. And since modern children watch a lot of films and cartoons, their imagination in preparation for a festive event is almost limitless.

In order to interest children and make them want to participate in sketches and theatrical performances dedicated to the coming of the New Year, it is important for teachers to create an interesting scenario for the holiday. In this scenario, it is best to include active games and creative contests, modern scenes based on cartoons and films, and of course, many presents from Santa Claus.

Modern funny scene "Clash of the Titans" for children 7-11 years old

Primary school children have a lot of energy and talents that they will happily showcase to educators, classmates and parents. And the New Year's scene "Clash of the Titans", in which 8-13 children can take part, will give the kids the opportunity to fully reveal their talents and have fun at the festive matinee.

Characters: 2 grandfathers (Frost and Heat), Snow bun, Snow Maiden, Snake, Firefighter, children (from 2 to 5 people).

First action.

On the stage - decorations imitating snowdrifts. Children and the Snowball appear. They bring a little tree, decorate it.

Snowy Gingerbread Man: - Well, the Christmas tree is ready, Santa Claus will come soon with gifts.

Masha: - It's good that there is a New Year! It's so beautiful around: snowflakes, fluffy snowdrifts ... holiday, gifts ...

Petya: - And in hot countries, we were told at school, there is no snow at all!

Masha: - How do they, poor things, live there? Without snow, Christmas tree, Santa Claus?

Snow bun: - I heard they have the main Grandfather Heat there.

Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear, bring the globe.

Santa Claus: - Children, I overheard your conversation. Let me tell you a secret: we have an agreement with Ded Zhara. His domain is at the equator, mine is here. He has cacti, I have trees. We do not interfere in each other's affairs! Look!

He takes out a bag of snow (it could be confetti), carefully sprinkles snow on the globe, bypassing the equator.

- This is my magic snow, but I sprinkle it only on my possessions. Snegurochka, hold the globe, it's time for me to go for gifts.

Santa Claus leaves. The Snow Maiden and the children are looking thoughtfully at the globe.

Masha: - Children who live on the equator have never seen snow?

Petya: - No, of course, there is only sand!

Snegurochka: - Let's make them a New Year's gift - a snow surprise.

Children: - Great! Here they will be delighted!

The Snow Maiden takes magic snow and sprinkles it on the equator.

After that, everyone leaves.

Second action.

There are cacti on the stage, decorations imitating sand lie. A snake lies on the sand.

Suddenly snow begins to fall. The snake screams:

- What's going on here? What is this powder?

Grandfather Heat enters: - It's snow! So I thought he would break the treaty! Well, Santa Claus, beware, now you are melting with me!

Together with the Snake, they take cacti and hit the road.

Third action.

There is a tree and snowdrifts on the stage again. Children play snowballs. Suddenly, Grandfather Heat and the Snake appear. They remove the Christmas tree, arrange cacti on the stage. Drifts disappear (melt).

Snow bun: - What's going on? Why is it so hot? I'm melting now!

Children loudly call Santa Claus. He comes, sees Ded Zhara:

- Colleague, are you here? What are the fates? Is it overheated?

Ded Heat: - You broke the contract. Where did the snow come from on the equator now?

Santa Claus: - You are definitely overheated. There can be no snow at the equator, every student knows this. Really, children?

Children are silent, looking at the floor.

Snegurochka: - Grandpa, I'm sorry, it's my fault, you left the globe and magic snow ... We wanted to surprise the children on the equator ...

Grandfather Heat: - And you did it! Enough talk. The contract is no longer valid. Now here is my domain. Children, take off your boots, it will be hot in here soon.

Santa Claus: - Forgive us, colleague. My granddaughter, young, inexperienced, has done things. And the kids are not to blame, out of the kindness of their hearts they wanted to surprise your children.

Grandfather Heat: - And surprised. I even started sneezing cacti, caught a cold. No, dear, I cannot forgive this!

Gives a sign to the Snake, she grabs Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, ties them up with a rope.

The snowball is hiding in fear behind the backs of the children.

Masha: - We must do something!

Petya: - They can melt! The heat is dangerous for them!

Snowball: - I have something in stock. Secret weapon.

Runs away.

Children: - What have we done? Everything is lost. No Santa Claus, no New Year, no gifts, only cacti ...

The Snow Bun returns, accompanied by a Firefighter in a helmet and large mittens.

- What happened? Is there a fire here?

Snow bun: - Worse! We now have a fever and cacti. Father Heat captured us.

The firefighter approaches Ded Zhare, grabs him with mittens: - Well, hello! You and I agreed that we would not interfere in your affairs, and you in ours. Do you remember at the last fire you promised me that? Why are you breaking the agreement?

Grandfather Heat: - It's just a New Year's joke! Just don't water me with a cannon, please! I will let go of your Santa Claus!

Unleashes the captives.

Firefighter: - Now you understand that promises need to be kept? That is great! And now - stop fighting on New Years! Make up immediately.

Grandfather Heat: - Everything, world. Just don't hug. I'll catch a cold.

Santa Claus: - I will melt.

Firefighter: - Then we celebrate!

Merry New Year's music turns on, everyone is dancing.

A very interesting and funny scene for the New Year for children of 1-2 grades - video

In the video below you can see interesting scene, which was prepared by the children of one of the Russian schools. In this scene, some of the fairy-tale characters were played by high school students, who took on the role of presenters. However, both primary school teachers and toddlers can cope with these roles.

Cool, funny modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for high school students

High school students are often reluctant to take part in the preparation of school New Year's events, since traditional matinees seem boring and outdated to them. But changing the attitude of adolescents to the school holiday is very simple - just invite them to play funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for high school students with actual jokes and gags.

It would also be a great idea to arrange a New Year's Eve in the style of a humorous show or KVN, where students can laugh themselves and make the guests of the event laugh. Moreover, part of the jokes and numbers can be found by the teacher, and part - prepared by the high school students themselves. After all, perhaps some of the guys have a real talent for writing jokes and humorous scenes, and at the New Year's holiday everyone will see the first performance of the future Stand Up star.

New Year's scenes for KVN for a festive evening - video

There are many ideas for cool New Year's sketches, the humor of which will be understandable to modern high school students. And in the video below you can see the brightest and most interesting ideas of scenes for the New Year's Eve in the KVN format.

Scenario of a cool scene for the New Year for high school students

New Russian grandmothers, Matryona and Tsvetochek are recognizable characters in our country. Therefore, the images of these heroines can be used to stage a New Year's scene at a festive event in high school. Funny scenes with congratulations and modern jokes will surely appeal to teenagers, and they will gladly take part in the production of the number. And here we will provide an approximate scenario of a scene for the New Year 2019 for high school students about new Russian grandmas.

(The grandmas come, immediately go to the tree. Matryona in a suit of Snowflakes, Flower - Squirrel.)

Matryona: Well, you see, Tsvyatochek, the tree is a real one, and you - deceived, deceived ...

Flower: Aha! .. She is the very, straight, as in childhood, wow! I'm just worried about everything - a rhyme flies out of my head, and without a rhyme, Santa Claus won't give a gift! .. (sobs)

Matryona: Come on, don't worry, Santa Claus will give you a discount on your sclerosis!

Flower: Yeah ... if only they would make a discount on it in stores, or at least in pharmacies! ..

Matryona: Look, I’m dreaming! So, and we already have a discount, from the pension minus 30%, what have you forgotten?

Flower: Well, yes, well, yes ... (examines Matryona) And you, Matryona, what kind of New Year's suit is this?

Matryona: Well, what, can't you see? (proudly) Snowflake!

Flower: Yes ... Oh, I don’t know ... You are too old, in my opinion, for a snowflake, well, if only a snow woman ...

Matryona: You yourself are a woman! Look at yourself! Who are you?

Flower: (embarrassed) Squirrel ...

Matryona: I would tell you what a squirrel, because there will be tears - Santa Claus will have all his boots soaked!

Flower: (crying)

Matryona: Okay, everything, calm down! (stroking her)

Flower: Listen, Matryon ... (embarrassed)

Matryona: Well, go ahead, embarrassed, how red the girl is!

Flower: Matryon, tell me, do you believe in Santa Claus?

Matryona: I really believed in my childhood! In my youth, then I doubted a little, and now I believe very strongly again!

Matryona: (ironically) Of course! Now only a miracle can change our life for the better! Well, where is Santa Claus, to whom to tell poetry? Until the memory is completely lost!

Flower : Come on, get out, let's tell everyone!

Together: Happy New Year!

We wish you all good health!

May this New Year to you

Will bring good luck to everyone!

Scenes for the New Year 2019 for grades 5-7 school - funny and modern ideas

Scenes for the New Year 2019 for grades 5-7 of the school can be funny and modern, fabulous and comic, in the form of a short dialogue or a theatrical performance, with gags and serious. Children of middle school age are happy to participate in amateur performances, and often even argue among themselves for the best roles in art numbers at matinees.

In order for each student to be able to demonstrate their talents, it is necessary to select such funny and modern scenes for the script of the New Year's matinee, in which many students participate. And of course, the teacher should give the children the opportunity to choose their own role in the New Year's scene, and, if desired, supplement its plot with a funny joke or a beautiful congratulation.

Videos with funny and original New Year's scenes for high school students

You can draw interesting and original ideas of modern scenes for the New Year for students in grades 5-7 of the school from the videos below. These videos were filmed in ordinary Russian schools, which means that secondary school students of any school will be able to organize and stage an art performance no less talentedly and with humor than on video.

Funny and modern sketches for the New Year for children based on fairy tales

No matter what is fashionable this year, Russian folk tales remain relevant at all times. Therefore, funny and modern scenes for the New Year for children cannot be imagined without well-known fairy-tale characters - Baba Yaga, Kolobok, Wolf, Bunny, Three Little Pigs. Moreover, the children themselves are very fond of representing themselves as heroes of fairy tales and are happy to prepare costumes, learn their roles and take part in the productions of such scenes.

Very funny scene of Baba Yaga for children

Baba Yaga is one of the most famous characters in children's fairy tales, and modern children are not afraid of the grandmother living in the hut, but laugh at her. And some girls for a New Year's party at school or kindergarten do not dress up as princesses or snowflakes, but as grandmothers Ezhki. Therefore, the scene of Baba Yaga for children, the script of which is given below, will be relevant at any children's holiday dedicated to the New Year.

(Baba Yaga comes out)

Did you recognize Grandma Yozhka?

And the faq didn't call me?

Well, tea is also a man,

At least, I’m already a century old.

And even though I'm old, but I know

I'm such an entertainer.

I will write now for you

An amazing story.

You will help a little

Ask well!

(Children in chorus ask Baba Yaga to tell a story)

... Everything, a fairy tale is ready ...

(Reads out a fairy tale)

So the story ended,

Now let's dance.

Do not be lazy, do not sit,

Knead your bones.

Don't sit still.

Tea you are not two hundred!

I have something for you.

Please, lottery.

Pull the ticket first

Is there a win there al no?

Don't look from afar.

Tea, I'm a good Yaga!

(A win-win lottery is held - each child pulls out some sweetness from Santa Claus's bag)

It's fun, funny with you,

But one must say goodbye hastily.

Do not be angry if you are,

I love you dearly!

Smack, smack, smack over your shoulder!

Scene for children for the New Year "Three Little Pigs" - video

Another interesting and funny scene based on fairy tales in a new way for children is the “Three Little Pigs” scene. This scene can be played both at a matinee in kindergarten or school, and at home celebrating the New Year.

New Year's scenes for schoolchildren - funny and short creative numbers

Many schoolchildren want to prepare sketches and art numbers for the New Year's party themselves. And as a rule, children prepare such numbers together or three together - together with their best friends. For such cases, short and funny New Year's scenes for schoolchildren for a company of 3 people will be very useful. The scripts for such short scenes are shown below.

Scene "The proven method"

Daughter: - Mom, do you think dad will give you a fur coat for the New Year?

Mom: - Probably not. It is very expensive.

Son: - Have you tried to lie on the floor, yell and kick? I checked it works!

Scene "Things must be planned in advance"

The snail slowly crawls along the tree, encounters a worm on the way.

Worm: - Happy New Year, snail! Where are you going?

Snail: - I'm crawling for berries, otherwise I didn't have time last time, they ate everything before me.

Worm: - What berries? Winter, New Year! They will only be in the summer.

Snail: - And now I'm smart, I went out in advance! I will definitely be in time by the summer!

Scene "Excellent teacher"

Child: - Yeshkin cat!

Mom: - Son! Who taught you such a bad word?

Child: - Santa Claus! I heard him say this when he tripped over a bicycle in my room at night.

Scenes for the New Year - an opportunity for children to show their imagination and demonstrate their talents

Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for children, rehearsed under the guidance of their beloved teacher, are a great opportunity for schoolchildren to demonstrate their talents and acting skills to classmates, teachers and parents. Short and funny New Year's scenes will be easy for elementary school students to learn and act out, and for high school students, scenarios of funny scenes with up-to-date humor are suitable. The main thing for teachers is to give children the opportunity to choose interesting scenes and roles themselves, as well as to allow them to show imagination when creating a festive image, because already for 5-7 grades of school this task will not be difficult, but on the contrary, it will allow children to feel like adults and open up in yourself the talent of an artist.