Nature is renewed, a new year begins, the living awakens on the day of the holiday...
With your caring female hands, create a festive decoration for the room where the festive table will be laid. Attach helium balloons to the chairs of the defenders of the fatherland. Hang funny pictures on the theme of February 23 (there are a lot of pictures to choose from on the Internet). In general, you can not be limited to this space. Place greeting cards in all offices, even in the men's restroom.
Both presenters: Good evening! We solemnly consider the holiday open!
Presenter 1:
This day is approved not in vain!
There is no reason to be sad today!
Let's celebrate the beautiful...
No, not ladies, but our men!
Host 2:
February 23 is a special day when our men legally accept congratulations, compliments and gifts from the weak half of humanity.
Presenter1:
All men, young and old, today are surrounded by women's attention and care. We will start the holiday with showering our men with gifts.
Host 2:
Please receive and sign. With all our female soul, we give you the latest news in the world.
Presenter 1:
Only you will have an exclusive issue of the newspaper “..” (the name of a popular newspaper in the region) today.
On each copy of the newspaper, draw a heart (or attach a cut out of colored cardboard) with the name of a particular man.
There is a solemn delivery of newspapers to men.
Presenter 1:
The newspaper is not simple, but speaking.
Host 2:
To the angry calls of his wife, the newspaper replies in your soothing voice: "I'm busy, please do not disturb."
Presenter 1:
But do not think that we will get off only with spiritual food.
Host 2:
Your family and friends are committed to buying a new sofa you like.
Give each man a homemade booklet of sofa samples (print different pictures of sofas from the Internet and staple them with a stapler).
Presenter 1:
Today, words of gratitude from women are heard
In honor of the defenders of the fatherland, salutes are thundering!
Host 2:
So, let's at this festive hour
Let's raise our glasses to you!
Raising glasses.
Presenter 1:
There is an opinion among the people that women and men think and feel differently.
Host 2:
We will not agree with this opinion, nor will we refute it. Let's just do our test.
Contest
Materials for the competition (2 sheets of paper, colored pencils or felt-tip pens). One sheet of paper for women, another sheet for men.
Presenter 1:
Using the proposed inventory, each gender group will reproduce the image of the ideal woman in their opinion.
Host 2:
We ask each colleague to draw one element on the sheet.
During the competition, the hosts provide all possible assistance (provide pencils; if necessary, they remind them of the main attributes of women's clothing - a handbag, a hat, jewelry, etc.).
After the portraits are ready.
Presenter 1:
Shows portraits to those present. What beauties turned out!
Host 2:
So we found out the ideal external data of the dream girl of our courageous half of the team.
Presenter 1:
We also learned what kind of opponent the female half of our team represents.
Host 2:
And so we give this portrait (drawn by men) to the personnel department. I ask you to keep it as the apple of your eye, and under no circumstances allow the employment of a woman with similar external data.
Presenter 1:
The portrait (painted by women) is also transferred to the personnel department for eternal storage. We have no rivals here. Any attempts to get into our good-natured team of similar ladies, we kindly ask you to nip in the bud.
Host 2:
We continue to shower our defenders with gifts.
Presenter 1:
When selecting gifts, centuries-old observations of the tastes of men were taken into account.
Host 2:
With trepidation, we hand over these socks to you!
Presenter 1:
These socks are not just a textile product, one might even say magical.
Host 2:
For socks up to 100 years old, the “anti-hole” option functions, that is, the wear of the product is guaranteed for one century.
Presenter 1:
Along with the anti-holes, the “anti-stink” system has been successfully introduced, with five perfumes to choose from at the click of a finger.
Host 2:
One click and the sock releases an intoxicating blend of orange, mandarin, neroli, cedar, pepper and musk in the Chanel Allure Homme Sport edition. We advise you to use this fragrance when playing sports and when conquering high goals.
Presenter 1:
Two clicks and you smell green apple, mint, pine needles, cedar, jasmine, lavender and sage from Hugo by Hugo Boss This feature is recommended to use if you want to feel independent and enjoy freedom.
Host 2:
Three clicks and a lingering fragrance in the air with notes of apple and plum, as well as bergamot and scarlet grapefruit according to Lacoste Pour Homme. This smell is necessary for sexual adventures.
Presenter 1:
Four clicks and here it is Prada Man by Prada - a blend of vanilla, patchouli, geranium, lavender, abmra, musk, cardamom, saffron and sandalwood. This smell is used in cases of passionate behavior, for adamant and determined men.
Host 2:
And finally, five clicks - and you will be surrounded by a sophisticated aroma of the fruity-spicy group from Calvin Klein Be. This scent is bergamot with juniper, mandarin with lavender and peach with magnolia. This smell is recommended to be used only with very close communication.
Presenter1:
But these are not all the features of miracle socks.
Host 2:
At the whistle, the socks themselves crawl to the owner. So fly in, hurry up, sign for a gift!
Handing out socks.
If you give real socks, then the host’s phrase: “Options are connected at the address. Filkin's letters, 13 ".
If the purchase of socks is not possible, then give the drawn products with the host's phrase: “Due to the fact that the socks are super-exclusive, you will receive the originals at ul. Filkina letters, 13. Gifts are issued according to these cards.
Presenter1:
According to an old tradition, new clothes are subject to thorough washing.
Host 2:
A man's shoulder is so secure
It's hard to live without you dear
Let the wine splash in the glass
For our defenders of the Fatherland!
Second raising of glasses.
Presenter 1:
So that you, our dear men, do not forget the military service ...
Host 2:
We propose to pass several standards, of course, adjusted for the civil service.
Presenter 1:
The first thing we can offer is the standard for dressing.
Host 2:
I ask you to get out of order, that is, the table and disassemble the props.
Get as many military uniforms as you can get in advance. The main thing should be a complete set of clothes (pants, you can just take only a large size tights, large family shorts, a hat, you can use any caps, even pioneer caps, a uniform, vests, boots or slippers, a belt, attach a large number of badges to uniforms, you can paper, sew shoulder straps with incomprehensible stars and stripes). It is better for the competition to choose a pair of candidates of a slender constitution so that they can wear the proposed clothes over their own. The more diverse the set, the funnier. Mix clothes together. Contestants must wear it, the generally accepted standard in the army is 45 seconds. Of course, no one will be able to invest in this period. During dressing, the presenters comment on the circumstances: “One 45 seconds, two 45 seconds”, they serve clothes.
After dressing the contestants.
Presenter1:
An honest mother, and what troops did you guys serve in?
Presenter2:
No wonder people say, live and learn. What ranks are you in?
Presenter1:
Warriors are needed. Let's move on to the second rule.
Host 2:
A minute of general trying on running on the spot.
It is better, if possible, to turn on cheerful music (you can use V. Leontiev's song “Green Traffic Light”, especially the part where the phrase “everyone is running” - make a “cut” of these words for a minute).
Presenter1:
Well done! Good run! Without stops!
Lead 2 feel the pulse:
Look, running hasn't affected me in any way. Now that's fitness!
Presenter 1:
Now let's see how things are going with you with throwing.
Host 2:
Again, as the people say, for a good soldier and a grenade gauntlet.
Standard:
At a certain distance, put a target on the chairs (you can use toy tanks or something else). To determine the distance of the target from the contestant, try to leave the “grenades” yourself in advance. Issue three "grenades" (mittens, gloves). The leaders give the command: "Pli." Next, comment on what is happening according to the circumstances. If the target is hit, then: "Target destroyed." If not, then “Nothing relatives, it’s hard when passing the standard, it’s easy in battle. We'll train after work."
Presenter 1:
In general, our women's hearts are under the protection of reliable hands.
Host 2:
We are proud to have such valiant warriors in our team!
Presenter 1:
We did a great job today. A man is not able to have fun for a long time on an empty stomach.
Host 2:
Therefore, we propose to continue the celebration at the festive table!
In this blog you will find a great variety of scenarios for congratulating men on Defender of the Fatherland Day for corporate parties that will help you pleasantly surprise the strong half of humanity and make the holiday of February 23 not only solemn, but also fun.
Defenders Day
Glorious day of the defenders of loved ones,
Day of confessions, tenderness, love,
To you, poets, from invisible friends
Congratulations helmet from all over the earth!
Dear, dear, dear,
Strong, reliable friends,
You have wonderful meetings for the weekend,
I wish you happiness, joy!
Let it be the only weapon
Word, inspiration Pen
For verses of love, so tenderly necessary,
Sowing smiles and kindness ...
The script for congratulating men on February 23
In place of "dot-com" use the name of your organization,of course if it rhymes))).
Characters:
First damsel
Second girl
third maiden
young man
First man
Second man
storyteller
storyteller
Three maidens by the window
Were spinning late in the evening.
1 girl.
If only I knew
I would blossom girls
And he would be taken away
Neither sat nor plowed
I would vacation in Spain
Lived like a queen
3 girl
And I would go to the left
2 girl
Oh, if only I knew
Well, at least with one of the "dot-coma"
I drove a wheelbarrow on a steep
I would eat shish kebabs in the country
Walked in a mink coat
With a crocodile bag
And all the women in the country
Envy me
3 girl
Don't poison the soul of the girls
We now listen to this
And I would even from longing
I would wash my socks
Cooked to devour
And I would go to sleep quietly
Well, let the husband be with friends
Lit nights and days
Well, not a word across,
I would even run to the stall,
But in the "point-coma" of simple
No longer single
storyteller
Just had time to say
The door creaked softly
And not hurrying into the light,
A young man enters.
He is talking
He was doing something at the fence;
Therefore, the speech is girlish
Loved him.
young man(drunk as hell)
I heard it needs husbands
So meet here I am
The boy is extremely cute
My market is quite decent
Four grades, educated
And my outfit is stylized
I know who is there on the pond
Rocked like her, a star
So girls don't get lost
And fall in love with me soon
Fly while I'm here
Spoil, they will take you away!!!
1 girl
Who did it bring
To our quiet village?
The girls are the man
But the language is like a pomelo
Well, tell the whole truth
Don't stand at the door
Who are you, in what rank,
Have you heard of "dot-com"
young man
I know, there are rumors
They spend cool holidays there
There is a demand for men from there
Solve any issue in an instant
I wouldn't mind myself
Join this team
2 girl
So why aren't you from there?
Uh .. it means the girls are bad
We are such a boyfriend
Just like a woodpecker conductor
So what are you going around
Races not included in the "dot-com"
Get out of here without looking back
So that the heels sparkle brightly
Oh those boys
(something big and bad) would be in their pants
3 girl
Looks like the guy wasn't bad.
2 girl
Was not bad, but still goof ... ha ha ha
1 girl
Where can we get lucky
There is no boyfriend or dacha
Gotta go to the cards
Maybe it will clear up
I guess I'll take a look
Tea whom I will bewitch
If today the sky is in the stars
That effect is coming serious
2 girl
Yes! ... I know one pop
Gave a good horoscope
The stars are out now
The constellations have changed
There... in the sky at night
Sagittarius quarreled with a lion
And in the end, the shooter
No right...
3 girl
Ugh...
Your horoscope is stupid
We would have girls in a fitness club
Yes in the tanning bed
Would brown a little
Men's fitness club
All colors and ages
Well, if you're lucky
Then from the "point-coma" who will come
Do not sit here until March!!!
1 girl
Quiet, quiet girls, cards!
Oh, this is fucking
A man is coming over...
storyteller
And the phrase barely faded
There was a knock at the door immediately
A middle-aged man entered
And immaculately dressed
1 girl
Are you a dot-coma man?
First man
No, I'm a Gazprom manager
The girls jump up in fright and start preening
2 girl
Here girls are lucky
Yes, something to our, to the village
Such a man, top notch!
First man(storgo)
I brought you a gas bill...
Pay by Sunday
Otherwise, we will charge penalties
storyteller
Just as fast as it came
Our chosen one is gone
And the girls from fear
Silently look at each other
2 girl
Is that what you guessed?
Us here entogo vandal?
Yes, I am in the village of our gas
Haven't seen a pancake, never
Let the infection go
I'll write a lantern under my eye
And in the final chord
A frying pan in the face
3 girl
Enough girls to swear to us
Gotta do business
Stop suffering bullshit
And we'll do the cooking
Bring some milk
Somewhere there was flour
We'll bake pies
Yes fried pancakes
You cut vegetables
Make good cabbage soup
Yes, when ramming from the cellar
Half liter bottle
storyteller
Only the girl sang
How the work boiled
Cut a carrot in an instant
Pies are already in the oven
Shchi set to languish
It's dear to marvel
I myself am behind this process
Watching with interest
At work such
Hour one changed the arc
But not knowing fatigue
All the cooking is going on
Baked and boiled
And luck was lured
For the evening light
The boy entered the lighthouse
He was traveling from a business trip
Make a stop
And the smell from the hut
He came forgetting everything
3 girl
Make yourself at home
Second man
I'm a dot-com courier
Can you have a little
Refresh on the road
storyteller
The guest was immediately seated
And passionately asked
About the desired company
Who is married, who is single
Second man
Yes, you girls are not smart
Look with your eyes
Here they are all sitting.
And in the eyes the lights are burning
Choose by right
Who will please you
1 girl
Here are the men
Yes, how beautiful
I see right away
I'm taking this
2 girl
I see my
I take it for myself
storyteller
Well, the third girl
So as not to languish in thought Shouted
2 girl
This one is mine!!!
storyteller
And took it home
Yes and I, what a trifle
Also a hot girl
Look how many there are now
I take two
They are here for a reason.
Shouted...
All women together
Hurray MEN!!!
storyteller
Here is the end of the story
Who listened...
Stepan Strunkin
Scenario of festive congratulations of men from the stage
The stage is festively decorated.
An exhibition of drawings about the war was organized.
1. Presenter: Good afternoon, dear friends, let me congratulate all the boys, future soldiers and teachers who served in the Army on Defender of the Fatherland Day, although unofficially February 23 became a holiday for all men, young and old. And it's wonderful! Happy holiday everyone!
2. Host: We will start our holiday with the announcement of the order. (Students in grades 6-11 are divided into three teams of recruits: "Sailors", "Peacekeepers" and "Paratroopers").
To read the order, please stand up!
Order No. 001-22 on the personnel of recruits in grades 6-11 dated February 22, 2011.
- 1. In commemoration of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, to express with thunderous applause our admiration for the entire conscription staff.
- 2. To celebrate the achievements of our boys in studies and sports with three “cheers”
- 3. Celebrate the achievements of male teachers with three cheers.
- 4. To express gratitude to teachers - men and boys for their reliability, solidarity, readiness to always come to the rescue.
- 5. Enlist all recruits!
- Let me congratulate you on the enlistment of new recruits!
(The song "I serve Russia" sounds).
1. Presenter: Performed by 8th grade students, watch the humorous scene "Seeing the Army".
Characters:
mum
conscript
A conscript comes out, followed by a mother with a huge bag, the intro of the song “How my mother saw me off” sounds.
Mother: You would not go, son, to the soldiers. I told you, marry Lucy!
Conscript: I do not want to Luce!!!
Mother: Marry Dus! She would have given you two children in a year, or even three!
Conscript: How is it, mom?
Mother: And so! She already has two ... And she wouldn’t join the army!
Conscript: So I want to join the army, mother! Can you imagine, from a machine gun - boom! From a machine gun - plop! That's where life is for a real man! And what about at home - a cow mooing, a goat bleating, girls singing under the window. Boring things! (yawns).
Mother: Okay, okay, son! Once you decide, go! What is it now! And your father served, and grandfather, and great-grandfather. I have collected some goodies for you here: 3 pairs of socks knitted from the wool of the goat Manka, 3 liters of milk from our cow Zorka, 3 meters of fat from Borka, 3 dozen eggs from the chicken Valka. And from myself - a bag of seeds and a pack of envelopes. You will peel seeds and write letters to me.
Conscript: Oh, mother, I'm leaving you!
Mother: What did I say, son? Well, go, go with God!
He waves his handkerchief after him, the conscript leaves.
Performed by students of the 7th grade, the song "How my mother saw me off ..."
2. Presenter: Conscripts enter the army: some out of a great desire, and some out of necessity to fulfill their civic duty. And what is important even in the army?
1. Host: Studies! That's what! And our first test - "Political studies for recruits." Each team will be asked questions in turn, each correct answer is worth 5 points. So let's get started! The jury is asked to listen carefully and evaluate the answers.
2. Host: Let's do a draw.
Questions are asked in turn to 3 teams.
1. What weapon is associated with the name of Damocles?
- - sword;
- -onion;
- - a spear.
- - tomahawk;
- -scimitar;
- - boomerang.
- - an arrow;
- - with an ax;
- - electricity.
- - tournament;
- - duel;
- - wall to wall.
- - camisole;
- - chain mail;
- - a sheepskin coat.
- - flea;
- - midge;
- - fly.
- - patronage;
- - chamber;
- - patronage.
- - roll:
- - self-rolling;
- - scroll.
- - on the head;
- - on shoulders;
- - on the pants.
- - tower;
- - dome;
- -tower.
- - air;
- - sky;
- -eclipse.
- - happiness;
- - love;
- -health.
- - is;
- - OK;
- - swept up.
- - front door;
- - home;
- - everyday.
- - battalion commander;
- - comfort;
- - commander.
The following unanswered questions:
- -Who is the founder of the Russian fleet? (Peter the First).
- - What is the name of the Russian naval flag? (Andreevsky.)
- -What ship is called the grandfather of the Russian fleet? (Botik).
- -Who are midshipmen? (Previously, students of maritime schools were called so).
- What is the name of the painting that depicts the sea? (Marina).
- - What are the names of the artists who paint marine paintings? (Marinists).
- - How is the female name Marina translated? (Marine).
- - Which of the Russian composers was a Russian officer and even made a sea trip around the world? (N A. Rimsky - Korsakov).
- - Who is the author of the words of the Russian anthem? (Sergey Mikhalkov).
- -Who is the author of the music\Russian anthem? (A. Alexandrov)
- - Who is the author of the music of our school anthem? (V. Linkov)
- - On which street is the military registration and enlistment office located in Inta? (St. Tchaikovsky).
1 Lead: The song performed by Vladimir Melnikov "Russian guy" sounds
Now let's move on to the competition:
First competition -“First of all, the planes…”
The boys prepare paper airplanes and arrange competitions for flight distance.
The one whose plane flies the farthest wins.
The second contest is called "Sound Picture".
Before you is a masterpiece of world art. Give the picture a title and come up with a short monologue or dialogue.
Next match– "Tell me about serving in the Army" (pantomime)
Participants go to the middle of the stage and begin a story about themselves, but not with words, but with gestures. The winner is the one whose story was more interesting and understandable.
The next competition is "On a halt ..."
The company is sent to carry out a combat mission, the soldiers stopped at a halt to have a bite to eat, to eat army porridge. The essence of the task is who will eat the porridge faster and go to complete the task.
The last competition "Songs about the army and war"
-Learn the song from the intro.
- Name the author of the song.
-Give the name of the songwriter.
The song is performed by Vladimir Linkov.
1. Host: The results of the competitions are summed up, the winners are determined.
2. Host: Let me once again congratulate everyone on the holiday!
Sounds three times "hurrah".
(Singing the school anthem)
Mila Novikova
Scenario and program of the holiday dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day "My Fatherland - Russia"
Decoration solution:
On the back of the stage, the name of our Motherland is written in large letters: "RUSSIA". Two tablet decorations on the sides of it symbolize: Russia “past” (domes of old churches) and “present” (towers of new buildings stretching to the heights). These two compositions are connected by a tricolor rainbow.
09.00 - 09.40 On the central stage of the holiday, a festive - patriotic concert begins, accompanied by a group of presenters performing poems about the Motherland and denoting sections of the program:
"I love you Russia!"
Host #1:
Play the accordion, wind up
song ringing in the fields.
This song is our song
About happy peaceful DAYS.
Let him dance in bright groves
Red maidens round dance
Let spring rage around
The holiday is on the ground...
Host #2:
Remembering the days of old
In the light of tomorrow...
I love you Russia
And this is my song!
Host #1: The program "I love you, Russia", dedicated to the future and present defenders of the Fatherland, is opened by the team "Sweet Berry"
9.00 – 9.40 Sweet berry team.
9.40 - 10.00 Building a military parade.
Presenters:
In the southeastern district of the capital
Without demanding applause and awards,
We tell you: the holiday will take place!
The parade is getting ready...
We are the songs of our glory - strung
On the holiday a solemn thread.
And now, for all of you to know
We want to announce the upcoming parade!
Russia's young bloom is coming
And to sing it in celebration
We are built like links in a chain,
And let the copper orchestra sound louder!
Host #1: The parade of the holiday dedicated to the Defender of the Fatherland Day begins!
Host #2: Get ready for the opening of the solemn parade ...
Host #1: Team: Attention!
10.00 – 10.20 Grand opening of the holiday, military parade.
Presenters:
We are very glad to meet you
Believe me, we will not forget her
And it's not easy with ordinary words
Talk about our close friendship
And expressing sincere feelings,
Like my dearest friends
We are the placers of martial arts
With all my heart we give you today!
10.20 - 10.40 Demonstration performances of sports sections and military-patriotic clubs of the SEAD (Phonogram).
Presenters:
Lots of new songs now
We compose and sing
But the songs of grandfathers, like a shrine,
We pass from mouth to mouth.
Days on the saddle
Are carried away into history
But folk songs
They are asking the people.
The song that moves the soul
And inspires and lifts up
You listen to a good song
And respond with a good heart in life
Love won't fade
To the songs of fiery distances.
Resurrects them again
The ringing of father's medals.
Lives in villages and villages
With Cossack prowess people.
Nobody compares to him in song
And it’s better not to enter the dance.
10.40 – 11.10 Cossack collective “Living Rus”.
Presenters:
And now dashing dancers
We invite them to our circle
You clap them with enthusiasm,
Not sparing your hands.
11.10 - 11.30 Group "Polar Star".
Presenters:
Russia! You can't measure your spaces,
And your thoughts are boundless flight,
And you especially believe in Russian songs,
When Russia sings these songs!
In the current lush bloom
All Moscow is noisy like a garden,
Here is a sign of renewal
The songs are new.
Where the sky is bonfires
The stars will light up at midnight
There side by side with the winds
Our songs live!
11.30 - 11.55 Duet "Arkady".
Presenters:
Musicians only have to
Play a Russian dance
And there is no place for you and me
Impossible to resist.
Everyone loves dancing, we and you,
So the truth is undeniable
That dancing is the same as love,
All ages are always submissive.
11.55 - 12.15 Group "On the same wave".
12.15 –12.20 The awarding of the winners of sports competitions is carried out by the organizing committee of the holiday and Y. Mologin.
12.20 – 12.40 Cocktail group.
12.40 –12.45 Rewarding.
12.45 – 13.40 “Musical frigate”.
13.40 – 14.00 Rewarding. Appeal of representatives of the district administration to the residents of the district.
14.00 - 16.00: "You are the most beautiful in the world, my Motherland!".
(Theatrical concert with the participation of district teams).
Participating in the concert:
Choreographic group "Pinocchio"
Life-size puppets of the theater "Polar Elephant"
Constellation team.
Charm team.
16.00 - 20.00 Youth disco. (The disco "Lublino" is open).
20.00 Festive fireworks.
Veniamin Shmatov
You survived, soldier, even though you died a hundred times,
And he pressed his companion-death to his chest.
You survived, soldier! And again in battle!
There will never be peace for you.
Many years have passed. You live, soldier!
Your feat is glorified, it is known without dates.
Hero medals adorn the entire chest,
but from thoughts you will not fall asleep again.
You remember battles, ditches, trenches, friends.
Come on, pour alcohol into a mug as soon as possible.
And remember those who took off into the sky,
dew glistened on the chamomile field...
And the tears in my eyes don't let me see
this Russian land familiar firmament.
You, soldier, would rest in the silence of birches,
only the wind blew the leaves from the trees ...
"DEFENDER OF MOTHERLAND"
Short-term leisure programCompiled by:
teachers-organizers
Provornova Tatyana Valerievna,
Smirnova Tatyana Leonidovna,
Shamaeva Maria Olegovna;
concertmaster
Zavgorodnev Dmitry Vladimirovich.
Program goal:
To promote the development of a sense of patriotism in children.
Program objectives:
1. Acquaintance with the history of the formation of the armed forces of our country;
2. Manifestation of cognitive activity;
3. Manifestation of physical and creative potential.
Explanatory note
The program is addressed to elementary school children and is aimed at patriotic education of the younger generation. It is held in the form of competitive competitions between teams. Consists of six thematic blocks. Each block includes a historically educational part and a competitive game part, which includes: sports, intellectual and creative elements.
The program uses photo and video materials, game props, musical accompaniment. Due to the fact that the program is accompanied by interesting and informative information, illustrations and musical accompaniment, team members not only show their abilities, but also learn a lot of new, useful and interesting things.
Conditions for the implementation of the program:
Venue - assembly or sports hall.
The duration is 60 minutes.
Number of participants - 2 teams from 8 to 12 people and fans of the teams.
Necessary equipment:
Screen, video projector, sound equipment, microphones.
Artistic, musical design:
Video sequence: "Russian Army", "Future Soldier".
Video intro: "Cavalry", "Pilots", "Aircraft", "Quiz for Commanders", "Nurses", "Cypher".
Props:
Paper tape;
Outdoor flagpole;
1. "Cavalry":
Wooden horses 2 pieces;
Floor chips 6 pieces.
2. "Pilots":
Cardboard "boats" 2 pieces;
Floor chips 6 pieces.
3. "Airplanes":
Colored paper 10 sheets;
School desks 2 pieces.
4. "Quiz for commanders":
Helmet (box) 1 piece;
printed questions.
5. "Nurses":
Toilet paper 10 rolls.
6. "Encryption":
Envelopes 2 pieces;
printed proverbs;
Tray.
Host costumes:
Raincoats and caps stylized as military uniforms.
Bibliography:
"How and when the Red Army appeared" A. Saturn
I. Mints, E. Gorodetsky "Documents on the history of the Civil War in the USSR." Politizdat under the Central Committee of the CPSU (b).
Internet page "We come from... Chronicle: People, places, events, testimonies.".
Magazine "Military Russia - Submarines", publishing house: Mediahouse,
year: 2006
Encyclopedia of modern military aviation / warehouse. V. P. Morozov, V. A. Obukhovich, S. I. Sidorenko. - M.; Minsk: AST; Harvest, 2001..
"Military Literature". Memoirs.
Internet page The feat of front-line nurses during the Great Patriotic War "Each of us had his own war."
"History of encryption business in Russia" T. Sobolev.
Expected results:
Comprehension by children of the value of patriotic feelings.
Children's awareness of their capabilities and abilities in the creative field.
The acquisition by children of practical skills and abilities in the performance of physical and intellectual tasks.
Improving the culture of relationships between children and their behavior in interaction with peers and adults.
SCENARIO
short-term leisure program
"DEFENDER OF MOTHERLAND"
Music sounds.
Spectators pass into the hall.
The light goes out.
Video "Russian Army"
Light is gathering. Leaders come out.
Leading
Hello dear friends.
We welcome everyone to this hall!
We are glad to meet you.
And our meeting is dedicated to...
Defenders of the Fatherland! (together)
1 presenter
On February 23, our country celebrated Defender of the Fatherland Day. Two decades ago, this holiday had a slightly different name - the Day of the Soviet Army and Navy. However, the meaning and significance of the holiday remain the same to this day.
2 leading
In the many years of heroic history of the Soviet Army and Navy, the number of historical victories and deeds does not know its exact number. During the Great Patriotic War, in a fierce battle with German fascism, the Soviet Army was able to defend the freedom and independence of our Motherland.
1 presenter
And today the Russian Army reliably defends its country from all enemies, protects the priceless heritage of the world. The day of February 23 has long been a special day for the entire Russian people, and on this day a military parade takes place on Red Square in Moscow.
2 leading
At all times in its history, military service has been a matter of honor for every man, and devoted service to one's Fatherland has been the highest meaning of a warrior's life and service.
1 presenter
You future men and future heroes aspire to grow up courageous, strong and worthy defenders of your Fatherland.
2 leading
And today you have the opportunity to demonstrate these qualities.
1 presenter
Guys, imagine that you are soldiers. “The soldier who does not dream of becoming a general is bad,” says folk wisdom.
Contests:
1. "Cavalry"
2 leading
Who knows the name of the branch of the armed forces in which a riding horse is used for combat operations?
The children answer.
The most active are invited to the site, 5 people from the class.
There are several floor chips on the site.
Teams receive a "Horse".
Task: each participant on horseback runs the distance around the snake chips.
During the explanation of the task, the props are taken out.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
1 presenter
Possessing high mobility and maneuverability, combined with a swift and powerful blow, the cavalry played a decisive role in many battles.
But in the mid-50s, in connection with the development of weapons of mass destruction and the transition to full motorization of the army, the cavalry ceased to exist as a branch of the armed forces, and the cavalry units were disbanded.
2. "Submarines"
2 leading
Surely many boys would like to serve in the navy.
For this difficult task, certain skills are needed:
Wits, toughness… more?
What warships do you know? (cruiser Aurora, Varyag, boat).
The children answer.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
Those children who name qualities are invited to the playground, 5 people from the class.
1 presenter
And who on the ship or submarine paves the way, avoiding underwater obstacles?
The one who answered will be the "pilot".
Two floor chips are placed on the site.
Teams receive "submarines".
Task: "pilots" need to transport the entire team from one chip to another.
During the explanation of the task, the props are taken out.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
The children return to their seats.
At this time props are being carried away.
2 leading
And in our time, the largest warships, which are called aircraft carriers, have appeared.
These ships are called so because their main strike force is aviation.
A modern aircraft carrier has several dozen aircraft on board.
To do this, the ship is equipped with a huge flight deck from which planes take off and land.
Also, aircraft hangars where maintenance and refueling takes place.
The cost of building and maintaining these ships is so high that at present only ten countries have aircraft carriers in service, including our country.
3. "Airplanes"
1 presenter
Airplanes are perhaps one of the most amazing inventions of mankind in recent years, even the very idea that such a huge “steel bird” can rise thousands of kilometers above the ground is amazing. Guys, what is aviation like?
- Fighter
- Assault
- Bomber
- Intelligence
- Special
- Transport
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
Active children are invited to the playground.
Teams receive paper.
Task: all participants fold the airplanes, after which an “air battle” is arranged.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
The children return to their seats.
1 presenter
The first aircraft for combat purposes began to be used during the First World War. Prior to this, aircraft were only entertainment for the public. During the war, with the help of aircraft, the location of enemy forces was recognized. Then, over time, they began to install weapons on aircraft, and thus their role in hostilities increased significantly. It took only one century for people to learn how to create the most advanced combat aircraft, they are equipped with modern weapons such as cannons, missiles, bombs, mines.
At an altitude of 17.5 km, these are 34 Ostankino towers, developing supersonic. They can carry out refueling in the air, so the flight range has increased.
4. "Quiz for commanders"
2 leading
In combat, not only technical capabilities are important. But not a single battle would have been won if there were no outstanding generals and commanders.
1 presenter
Guys, what generals and commanders do you know?
The children answer.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
And we invite commanders from classes to our quiz.
Commanders come out to the court.
2 leading
To win a battle, you need not only strength and skill, but also mental abilities.
And our commanders will demonstrate it.
Questions are taken out of the box one by one.
- 1. What is common between a tree and a rifle? (Trunk)
- 2. Why are the spear and shield inseparable friends and enemies?
- (They are always together. The spear strikes, the shield protects)
- 3. Who said: "It's hard to learn, easy to fight" (Suvorov)
- 4. What is the name of the "fighter of the invisible front?" (Scout)
- 5. What is the name of a teenager who studies maritime affairs? (Cabin boy)
- 6. Sea cook. (Cook)
- 7. Morning team. (Climb!)
- 8. What do they drop when they need it and pick it up when they don't need it? (Anchor).
At this time props are being carried away.
2 leading
And indeed, as the outstanding commander, Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov, said, “We must fight not by numbers, but by skill.” There are many examples of outstanding warfare strategies. For example: at the time of the Battle on the Ice on Lake Peipsi, Alexander Nevsky, knowing the tactics of the German knights, which consisted in the fact that the military ranks lined up in a wedge, which allows them to quickly break through the defenses of the enemy troops, made a brilliant decision. He built a line of infantry near Lake Peipus at the beginning, and behind it loaded carts. Thus, during the retreat of the infantry, the German knights got stuck in the wagon trains, and the cavalry of Alexander Nevsky from the flanks dealt a crushing blow to the German military ranks, which could not quickly reorganize for a retaliatory strike. And thus the battle was won.
5. "Nurses"
1 presenter
Over the years, women have also shown themselves in military affairs, first of all, they were nurses, as wounded soldiers affectionately called nurses.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
In our next competition, girls will participate who will correctly answer the questions:
- What is used for dressing?
- How can you carry the wounded?
- What can be done to treat a wound?
- What is the identity of a nurse?
- How is temperature measured?
Task: to bandage the "wounded soldier".
At this time, the props are taken out.
Music sounds.
A competition is being held.
The children return to their seats.
At this time props are being carried away.
1 presenter
We know from history that Empress Alexandra Feodorovna, the wife of Nicholas II, and his daughters, in order to help the wounded during World War I, received a medical education and helped the wounded in numerous infirmaries in Tsarskoye Selo, St. Petersburg and its environs.
We also know about the exploits of nurses during the Great Patriotic War, who, on their fragile shoulders, carried the wounded right out of the shelling. And sometimes, at the cost of their lives, they saved warriors.
6. "Encryption"
2 leading
There are specialists in the army who are called cryptographers. What is encryption, of course you know.
The children answer.
A screensaver corresponding to the correct answer appears on the screen.
You have to decode the received message.
At this time, the props are taken out.
The commanders receive ciphers and, with the help of their teams, decipher the message.
Music sounds.
The game is being played.
The children return to their seats.
At this time props are being carried away.
2 leading
Our encrypting specialists coped with the tasks entrusted to them with honor.
The leaders of the young Soviet republic understood that it was necessary to create their own secret encryption service.
By a separate order of Lenin, on the orders of the Revolutionary Military Council of November 13, 1918, a "Cipher Department" was created with a staff of 14 people. By the way, this very day - November 13, has since been celebrated annually in our country as the "Day of the Cryptographer".
1 presenter
Today, summing up the results of our game, we saw that the future defenders of the fatherland are growing up and we congratulate you on the holiday. Happy holiday of real men!
The light goes out.
Video "Future Soldier"
Light is gathering. Leaders come out.
Leading
Thank you dear friends for visiting us.
Once again, we congratulate everyone on the holiday.
See you soon!
Music sounds.
The children leave the room.
Contemporaries
A toast to men
In a beautiful name ManGathered courage and become
Ability to think and dream
Being inspired for no reason
Know how to love, know how to give.
To leave, then to return.
To be so fickle
To seem like such a support.
guard his destiny
From lies, betrayal, deceit,
And always be kind
Give life full, without flaw.
And let the words intertwine
About the only, beloved,
Whom nature has named
beautiful name -MAN!
Musical-parody script for February 23 (corporate holiday)
Musical parody program for a corporate party or for showing on stage. Consists of 6 mini-sketches and 8 parody songs.
Author - Evelina Pizhenko
Actors (permanent for the entire performance):
LEADING.
TWO "DIRECTIVES"- are selected from the audience, or, alternatively, actors.
Changing characters (can be performed by the same actors):
MOTHER- a hyper-caring lady, escorts her son either to the army, or to a resort.
BABKA- business, quick-witted, what is called "military". It is possible that she personally took Berlin.
BRATOK- typical, all teeth, chains, "nuts".
BROTHER'S DAUGHTER- an imperturbable girl in the last month. Apparently, the father of the "last month" is unknown. Chewing gum constantly.
GIRL-DEMBEL. It happens. She gave the service not only honor, but also a manicure.
TANYUKHA- A student at a vocational college. Previously, this was called the simple and understandable word vocational school.
SVETKA - Tanya's friend.
KINDERGARTEN PUPILS- in the performance of adults, the number is not limited.
ELENA VAENGA- parody character
ALLA PUGACHEVA- parody character
MASHA RASPUTINA- parody character
LARIS DOLINA- parody character
There are two chairs on the stage.
LEADING. Defender of the Fatherland Day has always been considered a purely masculine holiday. Well, with a few exceptions. Even now it is a reason for us to congratulate all men, regardless of their military duty. Unfortunately, the army of those who have not completed military service is growing. But a man, first of all, is a protector. Every year, the times are farther and farther away when the guys who did not serve did not enjoy authority among the girls. And those who served were rightfully proud of their rank and still remember the years of military fraternity, the so-called demobilization, and, of course, the farewell to the army!
And today we invite all men to remember this unforgettable event for them and for their numerous relatives! So, the medical examination and the feast are behind us. Concert at the assembly point!
The presenter invites two (if desired, more) men from the audience and seats them on the stage. They represent conscripts.
HOST(he says cheerfully).
In vain we chewed purgen,
They ran around.
And did not reveal x-ray
Heel fracture.
No head disease
And the analysis is normal,
Even though we blinded him
From dry food.
At the herring with milk
Friendship won.
Hello, military commissar dad,
We are ready to serve!
Dear Guys! That long-awaited hour has come! Behind the fees and farewell to relatives! And at this solemn moment we tell you... However, our first guest will tell everything herself! (Leaves).
The artist enters the stage in the image of Elena Vaenga. Sings a song.
PARODY ON THE SONG "I WISH"
1.
The sun shines brightly,
And an empty bag
All grubs finished,
But they didn't sober up
Everyone sits and wonders:
"Where will they send
Serve us, in the Navy or in the Airborne Forces?"
Chorus.
I wish that the boots do not sting,
So that grandfathers do not laugh,
And less extraordinary outfits are needed.
To be fed meat
And they drank kvass.
So that they give a sergeant, and so that the girls wait.
"Vaenga" leaves the stage, collides with Mother along the way. Mother has a huge checkered bag in her hands. She menacingly looks after the Vaenga.
MOTHER (rushes to one of the "conscripts").
Son! (hugs vigorously). How did you lose weight! And how pale! This is in two hours, but what will be left of you in a year ?! Why did you take so few things? I brought you something else for the trail!
(He starts to lay out things and products from the bag: he tries to put felt boots on his feet, ties a scarf around his neck, puts a hat with ears and a pompon on his head, takes out mittens with elastic, puts them on his neck, sentences).
The host appears on the stage, looks in bewilderment at the guests and at the “conscripts” - they are sitting hung with “gifts”. When she appears, Grandma quickly runs away. Mom stays.
LEADING. What is going on here?
(to Mom) Who let you in here?
Mother sings a song.
ANSWER GALINA.
(Parody of the song "Galina")
1.
You circle the world, you travel for a year,
You promise everything, they say, I will come.
And I'm planting a garden again,
And again I wait, like a fool, I wait.
All chickens and rooster died with laughter,
A boar has grown old in a pigsty for a long time.
Withered under the windows of your favorite dopukh.
And so our romance ended.
Chorus.
Blooming, blooming potatoes in the garden,
Harvest one again.
Well, where are you, damned Seryozha,
You come, finally, come.
The entire text of the song is in the full version of the script.
Mom leaves the stage. The leader speaks to the audience.
LEADING. I hope that the raids of relatives are over, and we continue our holiday concert! (Reads a verse, with a joyful expression):
May the tablecloth be dear to you,
The cockade rings like a bell.
Now your service will become a mother,
And the ensign will become a father!
And we have another "star guest"! We meet!
(Leaves).
The artist enters the stage in the image of Larisa Dolina. Sings a song.
SONG OF THE WRITTEN'S WIFE(To the motive "Weather in the house")
1.
What is the forecast for today, honey,
Is there no reason for joy again?
When I married a sergeant.
He promised me to become a general.
Chorus:
That's what mom and dad said
It won't make any sense.
After all, if a husband is an ensign in life,
You can't fix it with an umbrella.
Valley is leaving. The presenter returns, again turns to the "draftees".
LEADING.
How long have you mothers
Were you escorted to first class?
Popes under the native word
Taken from graduation?
And now in one formation
You leave your family.
you as future soldiers
Congratulations Kindergarten!
Artists appear on the stage in the form of kindergarten students. They are wearing dresses, bows, the boys are wearing shorts. Toys in hand. First read poetry.
FIRST "BABY"
Twenty third of February.
Congratulations dad. Fuck!..
HOST
(interrupts, speaks in a whisper). Is it possible to say such words? Who taught you?
FIRST "BABY" (innocent)
Maria Ivanovna!
(continues, loudly shouting the very first syllable):
Fuck-ha on the belt is on fire,
Father says to son:
Will you listen to me
You won't get a belt!
SECOND "BABY":
The son answers the father:
I have one secret.
Mother hid the straps
So, dad, don't drive!
THIRD "BABY":
You and I are in the same line,
Do not scold my mother!
We must protect her.
HOROM:
Happy Defender's Day!
Kindergarteners sing a song.
AND DAD IS SOMEWHERE IN THE CITY
(parody of the song "A soldier is walking through the city")
1.
And today is a day off
Father is celebrating.
Mom cuts for salad
Fresh cucumber.
Prepared a surprise
Cream, deodorant.
Only dad is somewhere again
He landed his troops,
He landed his troops.
Chorus.
And dad is somewhere in the city,
On an unfamiliar street.
celebrating to the fullest
With friends, without a wife.
Don't be offended, mommy
For you and me, the main thing
Home to wait for our
Defender of the country.
Kindergarteners run off the stage. Immediately after them, Bratok enters the stage - all in leather, in chains, "nuts". He looks around, approaches the “conscripts”, speaks in an undertone.
BROTOK. Guys, do you want to hang out?
(Waiting for some kind of reaction from the “conscripts”, nods in satisfaction).
Understood! (Waving backstage).
Daughter, come on!
DOCHA BROTKA enters the stage. She is fashionably dressed, she has a big belly - pregnant. He chews gum, gives the guys a lazy look.
BRATOK
(nods at the guys, like a collision).
Well, what, which one?
DOCHA
(With a lazy look, he continues to chew gum, looks at the guys again, walks around. Then he nods at one of the "conscripts").
This.
BRATOK
(Looks at the guy for some time, looks at him unkindly. He clicks his “tooth”, begins the “interrogation”).
Well, what are we going to do? Wanted to hide from me in the army? That's just not necessary! What, let's start calling our mother, hiding behind our wife and children? (Pointing to Dochu). Did you know what you were getting into, specifically? What you do not know? What's the name you don't know? What's my name, do you know? Do not you know?! You don't know Borzoi?! And Sedogo? And Mute? What about Deaf?
At the moment when Bratok interrogates the conscript, Docha looks at the second one with interest. When Bratok lists nicknames, Docha pulls his sleeve several times.
Congratulations on February 23
SONG "A soldier has a day off ..."
Presenter 1
February is the busiest month of the year! Maybe that's why the biggest and most severe men's holiday appeared in February.
If you think that February 23 is a holiday for military personnel, then you are deeply mistaken! February 23 is Defender of the Fatherland Day.
Lead 2
And every man, whether he is a naval officer or a programmer, a businessman or a policeman, a scientist or a teacher, is a Protector.
February 23 is the Day of the Defender of your Fatherland, your family, the honor of your workforce. February 23 is Real Man's Day.
Presenter 1
The floor for congratulations is given to the Deputy Director for Academic Affairs _________ and Deputy Director for Educational Work
Every day and every hour we are surrounded by real men - men whom we love, with whom we are friends, who help us solve industrial and domestic problems. So the most sincere congratulations on February 23rd.
Reader1
There is a common title - a soldier.Both general and privateIt is solemnly keptThey are always ready to fight.Forever imprinted in graniteHero names.Who is ready for battle - that world keepsWe don't need war!
Reader 2
Do not renounce the sense of proportion,Do not rush to the departed after,Don't desecrate your creedOther days, other times.
Reader 3 And, keeping the honor of the uniform,Life directing to the shores,Do not make yourself an idol,Don't make an enemy!
Reader 4
No, not for titles and awardsThe soldier was the hero in battle.He defended his countryChildren, mother and wife,Spring through canopyBirches and lindens relatives ...We congratulate you on this dayYour defenders!
Lead 2
Dear men, we invite you to remember the years of your service in the armed forces(CLIP)
Presenter 1
The look of a woman - he is not looking for beauty,But - strength, strength, faith, kindness.And with a gentle but weak handA woman sometimes looks for support.A man is a monolith of life,He is the salt of the Earth, he is a warrior, he is a magnet.We love you, worthy sons,And we will not forget how to love - neither we nor you.
Lead 2
Who would give us tender names?And we were protected, when not for them?Who would sing? Who would kindle a fire in us,In which we burn with love?Who would shield with strong shoulders?Who paid with his blood in battles,So that our lullabies soundTo the sound of rain, to the whispers of branches?!The hearth with them warms warmer,You can’t count the dishes on dostarkhans!They are a joy to us and our children!It's good, men, that you exist!!!
SONG (music school number)
skits
There are three girls on the stage.
Girl 1: So what are we going to give?(everyone thinks)
Girl 2: No, why should we give them something every year?!
Girl 3: Do they give us?
Girl 2: Mimosa and Alpen Gold are not a gift, but a mockery. Moreover, in our country it is “International Women's Day”, i.e. for all women. And they have "Defender of the Fatherland Day".
Girl 1: Yes, guys are generally lucky in life. You can walk in clothes and shoes until they break, and not until a new collection appears.
Girl 3: Manicure can be done for free and with teeth.
Girl 2: The belly is not a reason for depression, but a sign of masculinity!
Girl 1: To calm the nerves, you do not need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist, you just need to sort out the carburetor.
Girl 3: If you came to work in a different outfit than yesterday, everyone understands that today is your birthday.
Girl 2: You don’t know how much bread, cheese and sausage cost, but at the same time you have all this at home.
Girl 1: You can open a can with a knife. Then take the crumb, dip it in oil - that's it, dinner is ready!
Girl 3: Girls, okay. that we attacked them. By the way, being a man is not only “pluses”, but also hard work.
Girl 2: For example?
Girl 3: For example, when buying sneakers, you need to choose such a style so that later you can go to the theater and to your birthday(everyone nods in understanding).
Girl 1: What will we do with the gift? As usual: shaving foam and lotion?
Girl 2: No, if a man has a bunch of accessories in his cosmetic bag, then something is wrong with him, but if there is only one toothbrush, you are a brutal kid. Let's give them toothbrushes.
Girl 3: And most importantly, our love(draw hearts in the air).
Scene #2
The word for congratulations is given to the chairman of the trade union (THE GIFTS FROM THE TRADE UNION)
Presenter 1
Let there be new achievementsVictory, true friends,And the course lies - on achievement!Happy February 23rd!
Always be proud of your workAnd surround your loved ones with care,Strive to reach your goalAnd be the first in your favorite business!
Lead 2
We always want to be on topAnd to win in everything is easy, impromptu!At every latitude and longitude -Only new plans! New horizons!
Presenter 1
We wish you success, we wish you good luck,It is easy to rest and work with dedication.So that joy in fateI met yours more oftenSo that everything comes out and everything works out.
KHOROM Congratulations on the Defender of the Fatherland Day!
SONG Don't Cry Girl...
Rumiya Farkhutdinova
Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues
Girls, do you want congratulate your male colleagues in an original way use my scenario.
Presenter 1: today we will tell you fairy tale, and maybe not fairy tale, which called: « East, it's a delicate matter."
He lived and was in one West Siberian state, which is almost in the center of Yugra, almost on EAST, one padishah. He kept his state clean and tidy, regularly came to the service always in a good mood because what:
All subjects and colleagues greet him;
With a 100% feeling that you will never be left without a job;
With the realization that raspberries are better than gooseberries.
Presenter2: Meet our padishah. As expected, he puts on his overalls and dances his ritual dance.
we put on a turban and a robe (to the music. "If I were a Sultan", put on the throne.
Smiling girls from his numerous harem danced for him Eastern dance, by the way, look, just here they are
East Dance
Presenter2: But one day a delegation from the military registration and enlistment office came to him with agitation and offered their program for recruiting into the army.
ditties
We begin to sing ditties,
Please don't laugh.
Don't look at us like that -
We can be embarrassed!
In our army in fashion
All soldiers are dressed.
My fiance Volodya is writing to me:
Every day they give an outfit!
My dear, my dear,
Take with you to the war
There you will fight
I am feeding ammo.
Loved the lieutenant.
The major was walking along the road.
I looked at the major
Someone stole the lieutenant!
Red day of the calendar -
How many heroes are here!
Oh, lucky, women, nibble!
We sang a song to you -
Guys here and there!
They confessed their love to you.
If only they didn't get it!
Presenter 1: but our girls stood up for him with a mountain and have spoken their word:
“If necessary, we ourselves will go to serve in the army for him, this is also good for us.
scene"army girls"
Girl 1: Well that's all. Goodbye civilian life! Now for two years my house is a barracks.
Girl 2: Yes, what I just didn’t do to get away from the army. And she mowed down like a pacifist, and turned to the society of soldier fathers, and made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.
1 : Why run away from the army? Here I am, volunteering.
2 : Yes, what a fool will go to the army herself now. Right now there is chaos! Babovshchina!
1 : What? What else "shchina"?
2 : What, you haven’t heard anything about Babovism? Well, nevermind, you'll soon find out.
1 : And my mother is like that said: "Lucy, if you want to become a real woman - go to the army, and don't be afraid of anything!".
2 : Yes, how! And wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stand on the bedside table! And run AWOL for deodorants!
1 : And I also heard that in the army you need to salute.
2 : Well, I do not! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, except for the general.
1 : And there you also need to put on a gas mask in five seconds.
2 : What is it? I did my hair for three hours, did it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask!
1 : Nothing, they will cut it to look like Kotovsky, you will do your hair in five seconds!
2 : One pleases, soon a new form introduce: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a decollete.
1 : In vain rejoice. All the same, the ensign will drink everything.
2 : How do you know everything?
1 : Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - in! Shoulders - in! On the back there is a tattoo - DMB!
2 : We met for probably a week.
1 : Yes, we walked nicely on my wires. I put a bucket of moonshine for my girlfriends, so the three of us drank everything.
2 : And we invited the boys. Only they were weak. Everyone leaned on champagne. They drink two glasses, and walk: "Oh, how drunk I am, hold me!".
1 : And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you. Yes, I'm not going to look at other girls!
2 : Everyone says like that. And a month will pass, and you will not wait for a letter from them!
1 : Okay, cry, let's better clean the ensign's face!
2 : Exactly! In her face, in her face. (pictured by hands slap) And then he builds too much of himself!
Presenter2: We will not give the padishah to the army, he is to ourselves needed:
Who clears the paths and sprinkles sand? Our V.I.
Who fixes the sockets? Our V.I.
Who built a steam locomotive and a whole cart of cars? Our V.I.
And to whom what to beat, to repair the door in the hallway? Our V.I.
Presenter2: Thank you, kind padishah,
What have you got us!
your smile of kindness
She's like a light in a window!
We want you to be happy
Successful and healthy!
You are the most wonderful
And the best padishah!
Lead 2: congratulations Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day and wish you to always be with us
and gift giving
Congratulating native men on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if this is a corporate event for men on February 23, women colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each guest invited to the holiday.
Place, time
Start by choosing a room - this will help determine all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant where there is enough space for a stage, dances, banquet tables. Sufficient space will make it possible to realize all the ideas of decorating the hall and any theme of a corporate party on February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to combat despondency.
It is not always possible to move furniture in the office, office equipment interferes, there is little space for active competitions. And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.
Registration
- Hang a congratulatory banner over your entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. It is easy to supplement them with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;
- make a "cool" stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main thing is the message.
A joke on competitors - a poster where one army drives another. On the helmets/caps of the winners is your company logo, on the uniform of the vanquished - the competitor's logo. But this point is better to discuss with the management.
- take a camouflage net for a corporate party(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture, hung on the wall in the photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;
- cut triangles from khaki paper, assemble into garlands. Inside some, paste your logo, photos of the heroes of the occasion in helmets, caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in thematic colors, in the form of military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.
In every man, even the most serious, lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, arrange a race of radio-controlled jeeps at the corporate party - the stronger sex will be delighted!
- buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki straws for cocktails. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (company logo against the background of the country's flag, helmet, red star), replace bottle labels with themed pictures.
Make an invitation to a corporate party for all colleagues, not just for men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a military-style postcard (a tank, a grenade, a brave soldier), a comic summons to the draft board, a dispatch from the general with an order to appear at the gathering place;
In addition to funny skits and congratulatory rework songs, prepare thematic jokes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored in between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by the crowd.
There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate party script - these are rather arbitrary blanks that “pop up” during the event. So the atmosphere at the holiday will be more relaxed.
Script, entertainment
We offer a universal scenario for a corporate party on February 23 in the style of the army. Suitable for a relaxed company, gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to arrange a military enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang instructions, posters, stands.
If the corporate party on February 23 is not at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe / restaurant staff on decorating the hall (not everywhere they allow their own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an institution).
The main presenter appears as a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in a military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets guests, invites them to sit down at the tables.
Introductory part
Two fifa girls appear on the stage, very slender typical "blondes". Guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:
First girl(P): ...and Babovism flourishes there, and for some reason you have to stand on the bedside table.
Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!
P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. We'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. And also hand wash footcloths and even clean boots yourself!
IN(horrified): And all by hand? What about a manicure?
P: Honey, what a manicure! All day in the hands of either a machine gun or a shovel - Khan's manicure. And makeup, by the way. Estimate, you’ve been putting on beauty all morning, and the commander bangs like that and says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”.
IN: No, I won't join the army, a gas mask doesn't suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there ... But I'm in a gas mask ... Eh!
P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the most terrible (in a terrible whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!
The second girl makes big eyes, covers the most precious thing with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? Starts to howl in a voice: How can you cut it off? I won't go!
Two new persons appear on the stage, approach fifa. Portly, with forms. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:
Honey: why burst, painful? To whom did you surrender? Just scare away all the men!
pov: honor they do not want to give! Yes, there would be something to give (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, shast otsedova (swings at the fif with a ladle, they run away from the stage).
Mommy's children, for nothing in the world
Don't go to ar-mi-yu to serve
In the army, shovels, parade ground and machine guns
Two years in the army without pay.
We will bite, hurt and beat you
Do not go, whiners, to serve in the army.
Robber in the army, vampire in the army
The army has a terrible commander!
They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:
But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live by you
Yes, in the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
Commander with a hangover creepy-ko-va-ty
But we will feed you, groom and love you
Come to ar-mi-yu to serve!
In the army they will show and teach everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed, groom and love you
Come, men, serve in the army!
When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, alteration songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly on the music familiar to everyone.
Body check
Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how not to run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad line up for a medical examination and roll call. Get up in alphabetical order so that I don’t have to run through the list of surnames with my eyes. Why are we sitting? There will be no deferrals from the army today!
All the men invited to the corporate party line up by the first letter of the last name. Medical examination on February 23, of course, with humor - no need to undress and feel anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the line and comments.
A person who is well acquainted with everyone should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues on February 23. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.
- so, Private Antonov ... Wow, what hands! With such a shovel is not needed - a valuable frame;
- Dubov, why did you grow patly, like a mammoth's armpit? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will sweat under your helmet. Shave what? Okay, we'll figure it out later.
IN: Yes, medical examination is over. Now we line up in height (men are rebuilt). How slow you are, like pregnant turtles! We need to drive you ... Well, quickly lined up according to the size of manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare the bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgarities!
For our corporate party script for February 23, prepare caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men in military style. V. distributes them after the "platoon" is reorganized according to the size of the abdomen.
IN., looking around the "soldiers": But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But the appearance is zilch, the main thing is physical fitness! To defend your homeland is not for you to shave off your beard with a Gillette - there is always a risk.
Active contests
Next on the script are contests in the style of the army. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - the physical fitness and average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the venue for the corporate party.
On February 23, darts or throwing paper balls into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, endurance are suitable in the office. For young people in nature, you can arrange sports games (conduct "exercises"). Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in a limited space):
- who will hold the young lady in her arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, sit down, spin around yourself, stand on one leg);
- who will inflate the balloon faster, jumping on the booty on the foot drift to the song “Esaul, why did you leave the horse”. You need to put the ball on a hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);
- two participants are hung in front of dangling packages with two raw eggs inside. Swinging the package, you need to break the opponent's eggs. Lead to the competition: "Now let's check which of you has the strongest balls!". Of course, if the manners of the company allow such jokes;
- use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on one in a column. The difficulty is that the banks need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls down, drink a free kick and try again or pass the ball to the next one;
- wrap footcloths(pick strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.
table break
IN: “Service is service, and lunch is scheduled. I invite everyone to the table! So that the corporate party does not turn into a banal booze, prepare short funny skits, congratulations on February 23 in verse, alteration songs, etc. Board games and military-style contests will fit perfectly:
- an exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;
- take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Who can not remember/think up, drinks a free kick or performs a phantom;
- guess theme songs by the first line/music fragment;
- if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by the part of the body which of the beautiful half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if a series of eyes, hands and backs of the head are diluted with a couple of shots of appetizing necklines and female pops(and even men's - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).
- guess how much the backpack / duffel bag shown by the leader weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).
Oath, collective congratulations
IN A: So, set aside to relax! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid a burden, so be it, I read it out, and you in a friendly chorus bawl "I swear!" after each clause of the oath.
- sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they did not give a salary (in unison - I swear!)
- diligently pretend that I am exactly following all the orders of my superiors
- come up with virtuoso excuses for absenteeism and being late
- to the intrigues of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock work
- always protect the honor and dignity of the beautiful half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.
Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the reliable defenders
With their main holiday - cheers! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything be beautiful in life
Enough money for the South and beer
The health of the heroic and women of the stack (in chorus: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give affection and warmth,
So that the fish always peck, so that every choice is easy
Was on the path of life. Well, and rhymes for the sake of "for" - from February 23!
The final part of the script is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - key rings, medals, fake military tickets, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awarding with humor - "cool" nominations:
- mr savior, smile, stay-at-home, hard worker, charm, punctuality;
- "real colonel" to the most senior or chief
- "fighter of the invisible front" to those who do inconspicuous but important work
- "peacemaker" for the ability to resolve conflict situations
- "think tank" idea generator
- "operational headquarters" to those who always find themselves in the right place at the right time, do not refuse to replace a colleague, help out if necessary;
- Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.
Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there are a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of colleagues.
Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scripts and competitions have been collected and.
