Lyrics of the song call to the call center - there was not a single interruption. Anton Uralsky - there was not a single break There was no break

Engineering systems 23.02.2024

Engineering systems

There was not a single break!

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Dialogue one

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Record yourself on a cassette tape.

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Stream technical support, engineer 656, Dmitry, hello.

The contract was drawn up in Uralsky, phone number 766-1669, I have the following question for you: please tell me that when the session ends now, that now there will be gaps at my tariff, right?

Um... What do you mean? The session ends...

In terms of! Here Maxim, your operator, colleague, told me that your session was over, so you had a break. In general, complete nonsense.

Eh... The session is terminated once every 24 hours.

It's clear. Please tell me, when I connected, last year, in November, and until April 26 of this year there was not a single disconnect, although your sessions were supposed to end, and I did not disconnect, what caused this?

This means that you simply, most likely, did not notice that you were experiencing a break; your modem is probably in router mode...

Yes, the thing is that there were really no... there really weren't any breaks when I was on the Internet.

Once every 24 hours the session is guaranteed to be terminated...

I’m telling you that I’m a normal person, my memory is absolutely fine, I didn’t have any problems. Did not have.

In the contract...

That's why I... Stop. That’s why I chose you, that you work impeccably, without any breaks, and now what, am I going to suffer because of your “sessions”? What, every day, what, 24 hours a day I have to, uh... connect again, or something, to the Internet? Somehow I didn’t hear such rules at all when I was filling out the documents. This didn't happen!
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This has always been the case. Once every 24 hours the session is terminated...

Excuse me! Excuse me! When, in November of last year, until November 26 of this year, there was no gap, I tell you again. Or I... Or are you not Fershtein, or do you need to say something in Chinese? There was not a single break!

Once a day the session is terminated...

I tell you again, I repeat the question, you are not answering my question, answer my question specifically! There was not a single break from November last year until April 26 of this year!

Er... what is the question?

Answer my question specifically, and then I will calm down. Don't get on my nerves! Answer my question specifically! Do you understand Russian? I'm listening to your answer!

You ask a question first, I will answer it.

I asked a question! Session, what you say is of no interest now, I’m saying that until November last year... YES YOU KNOW MY QUESTION! Until April twenty... er... 2008, April 26, THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE BREAK! What could have caused this? I say, not a single break! And now there are gaps!

This could be caused by the fact that you may have had the modem configured in router mode and it was automatically reconnecting itself.

How can he be able to reconnect?... WHY DO YOU BRING YOUR CLIENT TO THE FRANCISE OF SUCH EMOTIONS? WHY DO YOU DRIVE YOUR CLIENT TO SUCH EMOTIONAL FRANCISES? WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE SURE THE CLIENT ENJOYS THE FILM AND ENJOYS THE POSITIVE EMOTIONS OF YOUR STRUCTURE? WHY DO YOU ADVERTISE EVERYTHING POSITIVE, BUT HERE YOU ARE SAYING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAY? I PUT A LARGE AMOUNT INTO THE BALANCE SO THAT THERE IS NO GAP AT ALL UNTIL THE NEXT SESSION, WHEN THE AMOUNT IS COUNTED OUT, AND YOU SAY “EVERY DAY,” “THERE WILL BE A GAP,” WITHIN 24 HOURS! DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE BEST INTERNET THEN? THIS IS MY QUESTION FOR YOU!

The technical implementation of this service provides that once every 24 hours there will be a connection break.

IS THIS WHAT IS THIS IMPLIED EVERY DAY?

If you are not satisfied with this, then you can submit a complaint...

I TELL YOU, THIS IS IMPLIED EVERY DAY? EVERY DAY THERE IS A DISRUPTION IN CONNECTION?

Once every 24 hours, yes, that’s every day, once a day there is a loss of connection.

Stream technical support, engineer 656, Dmitry, hello.

The contract was drawn up in Uralsky, phone number 766-1669, I have the following question for you: please tell me that when the session ends now, that now there will be gaps at my tariff, right?

Um... What do you mean? The session ends...

In terms of! Here Maxim, your operator, colleague, told me that your session was over, so you had a break. In general, complete nonsense.

Eh... The session is terminated once every 24 hours.

This means that you simply, most likely, did not notice that you were experiencing a break; your modem is probably in router mode...

Yes, the thing is that there were really no... there really weren't any breaks when I was on the Internet.

Once every 24 hours the session is guaranteed to be terminated...

I’m telling you that I’m a normal person, my memory is absolutely fine, I didn’t have any problems. Did not have.

In the contract...

This has always been the case. Once every 24 hours the session is terminated...

Once a day the session is terminated...

I tell you again, I repeat the question, you are not answering my question, answer my question specifically! There was not a single break from November last year until April 26 of this year!

Er... what is the question?

Answer my question specifically, and then I will calm down. Don't get on my nerves! Answer my question specifically! Do you understand Russian? I'm listening to your answer!

You ask a question first, I will answer it.

This could be caused by the fact that you may have had the modem configured in router mode and it was automatically reconnecting itself.

The technical implementation of this service provides that once every 24 hours there will be a connection break.

IS THIS WHAT IS THIS IMPLIED EVERY DAY?

If you are not satisfied with this, then you can submit a complaint...

I TELL YOU, THIS IS IMPLIED EVERY DAY? EVERY DAY THERE IS A DISRUPTION IN CONNECTION?

Once every 24 hours, yes, that’s every day, once a day there is a loss of connection.

A - Support "Stream", the engineer 656, Dimitri, hello.

The agreement is designed to Ural, phone 766-1669, from me to you the following question: but please tell me that when the session ends is now that, now that it will now be gaps in my rate, right?

Uh...I mean? The session ends with...

In terms of! That"s me Maxim, your operator, a colleague said that you have finished your session, respectively, have a break. Actually nonsense, complete.

Uh...Session breaks once in 24 hours.

Clear. Tell me, please, that"s when I joined here, last year, in the month of November and until April 26 of this year there was not a gap, but you were the session must end, and I did not turning off than it was due?

This means that you simply will likely not notice that you have a breakage occurs, you probably modem to router mode ...

Yes, the fact that there was, indeed, in that ... in fact there were no tears when I was on the Internet.

Once a 24-hour session breaks are guaranteed ...

I"m telling you that I"m normal, with memory I have absolutely all right, did not have the e-th. Didn't have.

The contract...

I"m so... Stop. That"s why I chose you and what you are working perfectly, without any gaps, and what now I suffer because of your "Sasso"? With every day that, 24 hours a day, I have to, uh ... to connect again, perhaps to the internet? Something I have not heard such rules, in general, when I designed the documents. That didn't happen!

This has always been. Once a 24-hour session is torn...

Excuse me! Excuse me! I once, in November last year to November 26 of this year, there was no e-di-but the first break, again I"m telling you. Or I ... Or you do not fershteyn or you need to speak Chinese once ?Not a single break was not!

Every day session is torn...

I"m telling you again, I repeat the question, you do not answer my question, answer my question con-Chretien-but! There was not a single gap, since November last year to April 26 of this year!

Uh...what the question is?

You ask a question first, I"ll answer it.

I asked the question! Session, what you say, it is not interested in, I say, what to November last year ... YES YOU KNOW MY QUESTION! Until April twenty... er... 2008, April 26 was not a single RIP! What could this be due to? I say, not a single break! And now there are gaps!

This could be due to the fact that you may have been a modem is configured in router mode, and he will automatically reconnect.

It"s like this it can be an opportunity to reconnect ... WHY YOU CUSTOMER adjusted to a frenzy of such emotions? WHY YOU arguments CUSTOMER BEFORE SUCH frenzy of emotion? WHY YOU CAN NOT DO SO so customers enjoy movies, I enjoy the positive emotions of your structure? WHY you are promoting everything positive, and here YOU SAY very differently? I make a large sum in the balance, that was not AT ALL THE GAP before the next session when I reads SUM, and you say "every day", "will be a gap," within 24 hours! THIS IS THE BEST YOU THINK THAT THE INTERNET IS THEN? THIS IS MY QUESTION TO YOU!

Technical implementation of the services provides that every 24 hours, due to breakage.

THIS IS WHAT EVERY DAY mean?

If you do not like it, then you can file a complaint ...

I tell you this every day mean? EVERY DAY OF COMMUNICATION GAP?

Every 24 hours, yes, it is every day, every day communication open.

The bulk of Internet memes, that is, characters or phenomena that are actively promoted on social networks, are known one way or another to everyone who has access to the Internet. Most of them become forgotten within two to three months. However, some memes remain relevant years later. Such long-running characters include Anton Uralsky and his emotional appeal to the technical support service of the Stream company. However, not all modern network users are familiar with the details of the history and biography of the scandalous client of the Internet provider. Who is Anton Uralsky and how is he remembered by the Internet public?

"Not a single break!"

A recording of a heated dialogue between a client and an employee of the Stream company was posted online on May 22, 2008. The unbalanced young man who literally screamed at the top of his voice at the operator was none other than Anton Uralsky. This was not the first call to technical support. The young man was dissatisfied with the quality of the provider’s services, and the company’s employees had long known how far a client could go in fits of anger.

This happened this time too: Anton Uralsky flew into a rage due to the fact that the session interruption led to a temporary shutdown of Internet access. According to him, he entered into an agreement with the provider in November 2007, and until April 26, 2008 there were no problems with communication. Anton’s phrase “until April 2008 there was not a single breakup,” voiced in an extremely elevated and hysterical tone, instantly became a “hit” on the Internet.

Opinions about the incident

The opinions of network users about who was right in the conflict described above - Anton Uralsky or the technical support employee - were divided. Some of those who listened to the recording clearly blamed Anton: people were shocked by screams, squeals and a copious stream of obscenities addressed to the operator. The problem, in their opinion, could have been resolved calmly and peacefully, but the guy behaved unrestrainedly and made him doubt his mental health. However, quite quickly there were those who came to the defense of Uralsky, accusing the company employee of unprofessionalism. Instead of performing the required set of actions and thereby assisting the user, the operator was engaged in “verbble.” Also, many netizens agreed that 4 disconnections in one day is a really serious problem, and the nerves of even a mentally healthy person can be shaken in such a situation.

Who is Anton Uralsky?

Little was initially known about Anton himself, but pranksters and “Internet detectives” very soon found both photographs of Uralsky and his phone number. Along with this, information about the hero appeared. Who is Anton Uralsky? His biography turned out to be not too rich. At the moment, it is known that he was born on December 20, 1973, is a graduate of the conservatory, and due to the lack of an official place of work, he was engaged in tutoring. However, it was not music that brought him fame.

Ural and pranksters

Immediately after the publication of contact information, Anton Uralsky was attacked by pranksters, that is, those who like to conduct provocative telephone conversations with famous people and Internet heroes. Anton's phone was literally ringing with calls, and the first prankster was only able to reach him on the third day. Naturally, Uralsky was frightened by so much attention to himself, but could not give a proper rebuff to this wave.

Unexpectedly, on December 20, 2008, Anton decides to meet with the most active pranksters at the Relax club. Despite specific intentions, at the last moment Uralsky got scared and ran away from the meeting place. However, it is known that no one was going to talk seriously with Anton: the pranksters came to the meeting solely to laugh at him to their heart's content once again. In addition to telephone pranksters, Uralsky also ran into hackers who hacked his VKontakte page and profiles on dating sites. True, social network users who followed the story often criticized the hackers, since it was unclear whether the owner of the hacked pages was really Anton Uralsky. The photo, in their opinion, could have been taken from anywhere and created at least a dozen fake pages.

Ural on television

Anton Uralsky was invited to the filming of the program “Let Them Talk,” where the incident with the night call to the provider was again discussed. The inscription “Not a single break” was displayed on the screen in the studio, and an excerpt from the long-suffering recording was played to the guests invited to the studio. Also on September 12, 2008, on the NTV channel in the “Emergency Incident” program, in the “Autumn Exacerbation” section, a story was shown, the main character of which was Uralsky. Anton complained that calls from pranksters were still coming in and haunted him. The police ignored his persistent requests to punish telephone hooligans, whose numbers he wrote down in a special notebook. The neighbors confirmed Uralsky’s inadequacy: being the eldest in the building, he often shocked them with his inadequate “orders.”

Ural now

At the moment, Anton cannot be found with the same ease on social networks - he is completely tired of the attention and abandoned his blog, VKontakte page and all other accounts. Nevertheless, the attention to a seemingly unremarkable everyday conversation between a technical support worker and an unbalanced client still arouses the interest of network users. Probably, Anton turned out to be one of the most charismatic Internet freaks in the history of the Runet, causing not only laughter, but also empathy from a huge number of people who also experience problems with access to the Internet.

Stream technical support, engineer 656, Dmitry, hello.
- The contract was drawn up in Uralsky, phone number 766-16-69, I have the following question for you. But please tell me that when the session ends now, now there will be gaps at my tariff, right?
- Uh... What do you mean? The session ends...
- In terms of! Here Maxim, your operator, colleague, told me that your session was over, so you had a break. In general, complete nonsense.
- Uh... The session is terminated once every 24 hours.
- It's clear. Please tell me, when I connected, last year, in November, and until April 26 of this year there was not a single disconnect, although your sessions were supposed to end, and I did not disconnect, what caused this?
- This means that you simply, most likely, did not notice that you were experiencing a break...
- Yes, the thing is that there really weren’t any… there really weren’t any breaks when I was on the Internet.
- Once every 24 hours the session is guaranteed to be terminated...
- I’m telling you that I’m a normal person, my memory is absolutely fine, nothing happened. Did not have.
- In the contract...
- That's why I... Stop. That’s why I chose you, that you work impeccably, without any breaks, and now what, am I going to suffer because of your “sessions”? What, every day, what, 24 hours a day I have to, uh... connect again, or something, to the Internet? Somehow I didn’t hear such rules at all when I was filling out the documents. This didn't happen!
- This has always been the case. Once every 24 hours the session is terminated...
- Excuse me! Excuse me! When, in November of last year, until November 26 of this year, there was no gap, I tell you again. Or I... Or are you not Fershtein, or do you need to say something in Chinese? There was not a single break!
- Once a day the session is terminated...
- I’m telling you again, I’m repeating the question, you’re not answering my question, answer my question specifically! There was not a single break from November last year until April 26 of this year!
- Um... what is the question?
- Answer my question specifically, and then I will calm down. Don't get on my nerves! Answer my question specifically! Do you understand Russian??? I'm listening to your answer!
- You ask a question first, I will answer it.
- I asked a question! Session, what you say is of no interest now, I’m saying that until November last year... YES YOU KNOW MY QUESTION! Until April twenty... er... 2008, April 26, THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE BREAK! What could have caused this? I say, not a single break! And now there are gaps!
- This could be caused by the fact that you may have had the modem configured in router mode, and it automatically reconnected itself.
- How can he be able to reconnect?... WHY DO YOU BRING THE CLIENT TO THE FRANCISE OF SUCH EMOTIONS? WHY DO YOU DRIVE YOUR CLIENT TO SUCH EMOTIONAL FRANCISES? WHY CAN'T YOU DO THIS SO THAT KLIE